2 When I grow up! I want to make an incest harem!

I woke up from sleep, my mother is still holding me in her arms. ' I now miss my old mother, she tried to do everything for me and I made her sad in the end... I am unfilial! I will try my best to make my mother happy in this world, but in my own way! '

as I wake up she seems to have noticed, she looks enchanting... is this what true love is?

she starts playing with me with all those goofy sounds, I laugh at her goody face... I just love her, I can't make her feel sad... I love her so much that I want to marry her when I grow up ( Incest level over 9000 )

when I laugh at her goofy face, she laughs with me. I extent my weak hands to her wanting to touch her face, and she as always ( the mind reader ) get her face closer to my hand and let me touch it. ' So cute! I think my mom is in her mid 20s rn!'

I noticed the headband of Konoha on the top of a table.

'my mom is a weeb weirdo? or is she really a ninja? nahh... 100% she is a weebo... but, how can a weebo look this hot? all female weebos that I saw in my last life looked like lizards more than human beings' ( no insult meant to you who are reading rn )

as I was thinking about that headband, I felt a really shity aura cover the place. It was an aura full of killing intent... 'I knew it! this is shinobi world! so fucking stupid... IDK timeline or even their names... Naruto had a stupid ending, Kaguya was too weak in the end... she was Sakura2 basically... welp, whatecer, so this feelings it is one of two, either 9 tails fox or 10 tails weirdo creature are attacking since I am in konoha.'

'I am guessing it is 9 tails fox kyuubi or whatever his name is, idgaf!' my mother looked like she was panicing, so when she held me closer to her face, I kissed her lips with my tiny mouth trying to comfort her, but she was worried about my annoying older sister, Maho, the annoying 4 years old tomboy.

My mother grabbed my right into her chest and started moving outside of the hospital to make sure that Maho is fine. My mother just gave birth to me in the last 24 hours, she should be resting, but now she is moving and trying her best to make sure that Maho is fine... I feel kind of bad for her.

after about 10 minutes we arrived at a small house to find Maho sleeping peacefully as if nothing is actually hapenning. My mother sigh in relief, and I felt better too that no one of my family died until now... because in fictions it is too good to be true that you have a family in this world.

Almost every decent fan fiction I read was about people getting adopted or living alone. Which will suck... I want to grow up with some sexy girls you know?

My mother finally give in for her exhaustion and sleeps next to Maho, and I am in the middle of them... I want to cry to make her know that I might be in danger if they slept on top of me by a mistake... But I stopped myself, my mother deserves to rest!

The aura of the nine tails stupid animal is still on, and after 5 minutes, I felt my body started sucking the Aura non-stop... 'I think it is called Chakra... his chakra is leaking XD, he is wet! WAIT!! this is disgusting... my body is swallowing the fluids of a wet guy! NOOO, I don't wanna be GAY!!'

As I laugh at my stupid thoughts I feel my body is getting hot again, like the time I was dropped by stupid Maho. So I think my body enhance everytime I feel hot right?

after some minutes I started feeling that I can see now more clearer, hearing more clearer! I also feel that my body can now muster enough strength for big movements like fast movements, instead of moving slowly and taking a minute to rise my hand, now I can rise it faster!

I started counting in my head the seconds, every 900 seconds ( aka 15 minutes ) I feel the burnning thingy in my body again and again... every time making my body get better and better... I think I can sit right now and make voices with my mouth... that is really amazing for a 1 day old kid!

I sit and tried to stand up to sneak outside the house while my mother and Maho is still asleep... as I try to stand up, I fell on my butt... I got scared and looked at my mother and sister, thanks god they are not awake! I stood up leaning on my mother's body and was on the edge of the bed... to get down I considered sitteing and goind down slowly with my small body, but because I had next to 0 control over my small body, I fell from the best and hit the floor with my face.

I swear there is something that links me with falling down from places! welp whatever, I need to get out of the house, maybe if I went near that stupid fox while he is emitting his killing intent I will reap more benefits.

Here is the problem... door is closed, I 100% sure I can't open it, but window is opened a little so I can go outside... I feel hungry, but that was not the time to be like that. I tried to jump and climb up a chair so I can jump out of the hose from the window, but failed miserably, but I am lucky... when I fell down, I felt the burnning sensation againg... means that I got better again, also means that I need to hurry, 45 minutes have been spent from the time that fox came out to play, which means that I can get 1 more boost to myself or 2 if I was lucky enough.

I jumped to climb the chair, this time successful. I jumped to the table next, and then through the window... welp, jumping through the window, I welcomed the fall that was going to hit me... and as always, I fell on my face and it hurt a lot!

I started walking to the middle of the city, since our house is near the edge because we are kinda poor, look at our house... it is a simple house for poor people! I wonder who is my stupid dad that will let a beauty like mom to live in this old simple house!

NVM, I will need the boost first. after walking for 5 minutes, I can see some dead people and some burried under rocks still screaming.

I heard a kid like 5 years old crying... now I think about it, my power boosts happen when I feel pain or I feel threatened... what if I kill? does it give me a power boost too?

I approach the crying kid who is closing his eyes deeply while crying 'Geez, you are too loud! Don't worry, amma help you rest since no one is actually coming t help you!'

I picked a smal sharp rock with my tiny little cute body <3, and then stabbed the crying 5 years old in the back of his neck... he started crying more, even tried to resist... but I kept stabbing the back of his neck while laughing inside 'This kid's legacy is funny... he was killed by a 1 day old kid XD! 1day old! ahahaha, to die to a 1 day old, man, you deserve to go to hell for how funny this is'

after killing him, he stopped moving but his eyes were red, so cool... they were actually 2 tomoe Sharingan! that was cool! a 1 day old killed an Uchiha. now let's see after 15 minutes, will my burning sensation be better? stronger? perhaps I will be able to walk normally with this body after it?

I waited for 3 minutes, and it was true! the burning sensation felt like if my sould was ignited and as if I was vaporizing! that was actually really nice! I can actually run right now! not only that... I can jump with the body of a 1 day old baby! that is amazing!

before I get caught, I wanted to take the Sharingan eyes from the kid... but I have no where to hide them, so it will be risky! I decided to leave it as it is and go back home! now I can jump through the window and enter the house and sleep hugging my mother's balloons! not a bad plan indeed!