33 I've been adopted by Haru?

I created 2 shadow clones in a hurry, worrying about Kakashi and the rest coming before the time I estimated. I sent my 2 clones, one who looked like me, and the other who looked like Saito Eiji to meet in the middle of the poor parts of Tanzaku town.

There were unstable buildings that are made of wood, full of holes. People who are wearing shredded clothes. The smell there was a killing toxin. And this is how the battle between 2 strong ninja (me, and me2) started!

The exchange was so stupid. Because I am bad at martial arts, even though I gained the experience of so many people... My own body still don't remember the movements correctly, thus forcing me to use my brain to move my body. Changing my body shape time after time... it was really bad for my martial arts, because I never had the time to adopt to the changes in my body.

After the first exchange of hands and kunais, each used their signature moves "Mud release: Flying Mud Dragon", "Genjutsu: Diarrhea!"... With my uncle using the weirdest genjutsus ever, and with Saito using his Mud release trying his best not to fall under the stronger genjutsu that my uncle has.

The fight ended after 3 hours, destroying almost every part of the poor parts of Tanzaku town, and killing a lot of people. Finally, both the ninjas died, with Saito Eiji sacrificing himself to take down the strong ninja in front of him... or this is what poor people thought... What really happened was this.

"Mud release: Mud Spikes", with mud spikes rising from the ground and chasing uncle, he finally found a chance to make an eye contact with Saito Eiji, then said "Genjutsu: Depression!". Saito's spikes started slowing down, with him losing focus while thinking about the worst things happened in his life... Once he was about to cry he was his again with an even stronger genjutsu "Genjutsu: Anxiety!"...

Saito Eiji's heart started beating faster and he became scared of everything, even his reflections on the Kunai was scary... he developed paranoia. He saw my uncle running toward him with a great speed, he couldn't do anything because his mind was frozen be all the negative emotions he has... My uncle wanted to try his strongest genjutsu "Genjutsu: Despair!"... And that was the mistake that cost my uncle his life... With this genjutsu, Saito Eiji finally became suicidal, and shouted "Mud release: Great Mud Explosion!". All the mud that was released by Saito earlier started moving toward Saito, swallowing him and my uncle, until the preasure was too much, that both Saito and my uncle became blood juice... After that a great explosion occured sending the 'remainings' everywhere.

The scenario was stupidly wrong. But I think a lot of people are going to buy into it. First of all... Mud release is way stronger than genjutsu, because Saito Eiji should have the Byakugan by now, Saito Eiji is an old man, which means he have more experience than my uncle, yet somehow they are both equally matched in both body and experience.

Anyway, they are both dead now. The ninja all around Tanzaku town came to investigate after the battle ended, finding nothing. No bodies, no items, just 2 pools of blood somewhere under the mud, a blood that did explode with a powerful force, killing the first person who discovered it.

With this, I had a better understanding of my ability... I can not get stronger by killing myself...

I ran back to Haru and told her about the plan... "You will say that I look so similar to your fiancē and adopt me. Don't worry about my family, they will accept of course. After that, you can come and live with us in Konoha so I can attend the academy, also tell your family that you love me as if I was your real son, and that you are prepared to do anything if it was for me"

Haru started teasing me "I deserve a reward for doing that, don't you think?" with her boobs coming out of her kimono, and she started moving them toward me.

I didn't say anything more, and we both started playing with each other's body for an hour, until we were both satisfied... She gave me the first blowjob I ever had in both this life and the life before!

As my family arrived, I changed position with the clone (baby Voidne) and made this clone cancel itself. By now the news should have arrived about the battle, and Haru should be making her move to receive my family with the bad news of my uncle dying while fighting Saito Eiji.

Kakashi who was done with his job, is now trying to investegate the choas that is happining right now. I said in Fumiko's ears "The uncle is dead, Haru will adopt me, accept... We will get the money and Haru and then move back to Konoha"

Fumiko didn't reply, because she wasn't sure if she was still being watched or not... Maho on the other hand, was looking at me, finally smiling knowing that I am back.

Some people came to escort me and my family to the Kurihara's compound, and we just followed, until finally we arrived at the meeting room with Haru shedding her crocodile tears, and her father trying to console her. I started walking toward her and tried to pat her head, then she noticed me and hugged me hard "I knew you were fine honey! I missed you so much! Please don't leave me again..."

It wasn't until 5 minutes of hugging me until she pretended to notice that I wasn't her fiancē... then she stopped hugging me, and I also stopped hugging her back saying "Are you feeling better now ma'am?"

She started hugging me again saying "Son, I want you to be my son! You look too much like him, will you please be my son?"

Her father looked at my family apologetically, my mother just nodded and smiled at him then said "I am his mother, but if you want to adopt him, I won't mind a little helo raising this child, he is mischievous, and always cause problems for us!"

I looked at her while being hugged "Mom!!! Don't say that, I am a good boy!"

Haru who saw my cute acting started telling her father and mother, "Mom, Dad. Please let me adopt him! He doesn't only have the looks of my fiancē, he also have a similar personality... I will be content with my life if I had him with me!"

Her family was hopeless, but they ended up accepting... Maho in the other side was jealous, she even started cracking her fingers meaning that she is ready for a fight... 'I realy raised her to be a killer huh?'

My family were treated as if they were from the Kurihara. We stayed there for 4 days, and Haru decided to move and live with us in Konoha to take care of me...

In those 4 days I had my first time doing naughty things with Maho, who actually became a yandere. She was going to do anything to be with me. But she stopped being a yandere after I told her about my plans with her and how I stopped myself a lot of times so I could give her my first... Our relationship now was offecially that of a married couple who are yet to have sex.

She wanted to do it with me at that moment but I grabbed her cheeks saying that we are in the Kurihara's compound, and that we will do it a lot when we go back home!

She nodded to me, and we slept naked hugging each other.

Today is the day we move back to Konoha but this time, with Haru with us. Gray haired anbu came to escort us back, and this is how we left toward Konoha.