19 Gaining benefits at the Akimichi restaurant

We went outside to the Akimichi restaurant for two reasons. The first is to eat and have fun with my soon to be wives. The second, is to find a good target to get Calorie Control jutsu, and Multi-Size technique.

Everyone who saw clothes that looked like famers from the outskirts of the village avoided us. There was no good coming from befriending farmers anyway.

We reached and sat inside the Akimichi restaurant, thank god no one came to find trouble for us. We of course ordered what they were famous for, MEAT, and a LOT OF MEAT!

You can find any type of meat here, want steak? they got it, ribs? they got it too, T-bone? etc? you got the idea.

Maho as the great animal she is, started eating as if there was no tomorrow, she resemble an Akimichi, but with skinny body. At the same time the Fumi sisters kept talking to each other, and I was looking left and right, since I look like a 2 years old(while I am only 1) they ordered some potato ships for me (sad).

I looked at an old fat human, I think he was Choji's uncle or something, I don't remember him from cannon, means that he most be a low Chunin at most right now. He was a good target, he won't affect t he story that much. After that, I made sure to take in notice what he was talking about, and what were his habits at that moment... As a depressed person, I was very good at listennig to people nagging all the time, but I was too bad at telling them what is wrong with me, I felt like if I was a background, while every other person, another creature that exist within the background.

'Sht... I blacked out!' I looked as another chubby 6 years old approached us. My heart started beating fast... 'Did they notice my stares? is there a Yamanaka around that caused me to black out? Am I exposed? Sht I f*cked up!'

He stopped near our table and said "Hello, my name is Makaro Akimichi, I would like t- t- to befriend your daughter... M-M M My uncle said that you can eat whatever you want, it is on the house".

My heart returned to beat at a regular base, but my face darkened. Looks like I need to change my target, he is trying to approach my soon to be wife.

Maho was so into eating food, she didn't even pay him attention, Fumiko noticed my darkened face and wanted to say something, but Fumika has known better and replied with a nod.

That virgin Makaro or whatever his name is was happy and went running to his uncle, he doesn't know that his day is coming! I as the over protective husband I am started nagging my mother(Fumiko) saying that I want to go to the bathroom.

Once we went to the bathroom, I used beast shadow clone jutsu, made everyone's worst nightmere, the beast that scared the strongest shinobis in this world!!! You guessed it right! The cockroach. A master in infiltration, and 3 of them at that. Today, I will make sure to infest the Akimichi storage with cockroaches, and then will expose them using Fumiko, breaking the heart of that Makaro... Once he start crying and get depressed and leave the house alone, I will kill him for his memories. Maybe it will not be as good as Choji's uncle, but it will still teach me the basics of the techniques of the Akimichi clan.

After killing some cockroaches, I learned how they communicate. My clones started attracting them toward the sewer hole near the storage room, of the Akimichi restaurant. Once no one was paying attention my clones and the cockroached entered the storage room which was freezing cold. A lot of meat could be seen there. The cockroaches didn't even wait for the clones signal, they swarmed the meat like hungry beasts, there was nothing left that wasn't covered in cockraoches.

I of course, as a mastermind didn't lead all the cockraoches to the destination, another patch appeared at the restaurant room, where the tables were places, and the last patch appeared in the bathroom, where I was. I and Fumiko screamed, as if we were shocked, and left the bathroom quick. The Akimichi uncle (aka Chobee) came to ask us what is wrong. We told him about the cockroaches in the bathroom.

He went to check, now with him away... Time to reveal the cockroaches in the waiting room as if they were coming from the storage room. Fumika and some other were the first to notice the cockroaches, but they thought it was too strange and sudden for the cockroaches to appear. Makaro the virgin loser that he is, was still looking at Maho with hearts in his eyes, still not noticing the cockroaches invasion.

People started panicing, and rich people started standing on the tables and screaming "Cockroaches! aaaaa! help me!" and some stupid lines from people who never seen blood before.

Strangely enough, Fumika did the same, until Fumiko told her that it was my doing then she quitted down.

Makaro was caught off guard, he didn't know what to do. He also was afraid of the cockroaches and stood on the table. Of course because I am so bad, I directed the cockroaches to attack his body telling them that he was food, the cockroaches being stupid enough to be manipulted by me, actually swamred his body and started biting, he was now wetting himself and crying with his eyes closed. Some cockroaches entered his mouth and he ended up eating them. The others started biting on his skin, my shadow clone was one of them. Everyone was terrified at that sight, Maho started vomiting, so as many other people who were eating just minutes ago. Chobee who was done with the cockroaches in the bathroom just came to see his nephew being chewed by the cockroaches, it was a funny sight! The Akimichi who were supposed to eat everything was getting eaten by an army of cuckroaches.

Chobee went quick to help his nephew, but before killing all the cockroaches, some of the usual customers to the restaurant screamed "They are coming from the storage room!". Everyone's face darkened. Those who just stopped vomiting started again, those who held their self vomited anyway. It was like a vomiting party in the restaurant. My cockroaches clones all swarmed Chobee's body, with the army of over 300 cockroaches, they fought ruthlessly. The other ninja in the restaurant came to the rescue, but they couldn't kill all the cockraches in less than 30 minutes. My gains were great this time.

I got 2 power ups from this clown fiesta (Totally now a word from league of legends). I feel my chakra increasing rapidly, I also gained some understanding to the Akimichi's calorie control and the other techniques, but it wasn't time yet to think about them. I signaled to Fumiko to grab her sister and my sister and leave the restaurant, otherwise we will be suspected for staying there for too long and not leaving, so we did.

After everything calmed down, in one hour the head of the Akimichi clan Choza appeared, he started giving everyone compensations for the terror that his clan's restaurant caused them. He was pretty sure that their resturant is done for after this. We gladly took the money and left, he gave us 30k which was generous, even though we were paying at least 15k if we had paid for our food, because Maho is a big eater.

We were happy and went to our way home, no one even thinking of eating food today, everyone was disgusted by my prank on the Akimichis espacially Fumika. I just smiled at her and told her that this was a great help for me, she didn't understand how, but she just nodded and stroked my hair and then made me set on her shoulder as a punishment. She said that I was way too cute for her to not punish me by treating as a child.

We arrived home. Maho was traumatized by what happened and just sat there on the corner reflecting what wrong she did in life. It was quite funny to see how depressed she was after what happened. But I know better, I should give her some space.

I started to happily count my benefits from this trip. I can feel my control over all the elements except for lighting and fire increased by a lot. Also my body became stronger, come to think about it, Akimichi should have some affinity with yang element, because their technique nurture their bodies.

I was quite happy with my gains, not into the techniques and ninjutsu I learned. Now, I have a basic understanding of the techniques of the Akimichi, surprisingly, I gained some D and C rank ninjutsu seals from the ninjas who helped, it is chunin rank at most, but still helpful.

I need a way to be able to conceal the amount of chakra I have from censor ninjas, otherwise I will be in so much trouble!