5 First Birthday

Yeah Yeah, I am 1 year old right now. I know most of the kids start walking around this time, but I showed them that I was able to walk in the 8th month.

I returned home in the middle of the night after slaughtering a whole worthless poor family that no one cared about. I slept until the morning.

Waking up, I didn't find anyone home, I was scared that I got caught and someone kidnapped my family, I started looking around the house... 'maybe under the old bed? there is no way they will fit on here... but I will try searching anyway'

after making sure that no one is in the house, I took some Ryos, and went outside the house to search for my mom. I didn't find her, so I went all the way to the bakery and bought some bread for us. I even have enough money to buy some donuts for my sister, and so I did ( stolen money from those retards that I killed for the power boost ).

Now you might be wondering... who is that idiot that will sell for a 1 year old kid?

I learned transformation jutsu, since it is the easiest jutsu ever! I take a look of an old man that is short, almost 140cm... I think my transformation is a good rival for Onoki in hight XD.

after 2 hours I returned home to find my mother, aunt, sister all searching the house as if they are missing something. I was glad that they are fine.

Once they saw me, my mother started running toward me and started hugging me and saying "where did my hero go for an adventure? you scared your mom sh*tless... come here, give your mom a kiss"

I replied "mama wasn't home, I searched for mom outside. I don't want mom to go away, I love mom" Of course I wanted to sound adorable so I used a broken language to talk to my mom, then I kissed her.

"Never worry about me Voidne-chan, I will always come back to you... next time we are not in the house, please don't walk outside, it is dangrous and I was scared that you lost your way out there"

my mom said with a sad expression

My guess is that we don't have enough money to celebrate my birthday, but I am not worried, I managed to sneak the bread and the donuts under the bed. Then I said "Mom, you bought circle bread for my birthday! thank you mom! you are the best!" as I grabbed the bag from under the bed. ( circle bread = donut... I am just taking the piss )

My mom looked at the bag and was restless, she didn't know where it came from, but in the end gave up and decided to play cool "Of course honey, how many Voidne do I have in my life? you are the only one" she smiled kindly to me, I think she is guessing that this is my aunt's doing.

I grabbed the donuts inside the bag, there was 4. I gave one to my mom, one to my aunt, two to my sister 'because she didn't drop me for 2 months which is a really good achievement'.

my mom and aunt were looking at me with tears in their eyes "Did you get any? or did you eat your donuts? you can't give us those, it is your birthday, you should be the one having fun and eating" my aunt Fumika said.

"it is not fair! you work all year and I eat. I want to help! then we will be happy and eat together!" I replied with determination

My mother got emotional and started hugging me, lucky me, I get to be between those big pillows... my aunt started teasing my mother "Fumiko-chan, you lucked out! you got a really god children! I wish he was my children!"

"What are you saying Fumika? you grew him up with me. I think it is only fair that you are considered his second mother. Voidne-chan, you don't need to worry about us, you just need to grow up fast so you can live freely in the future!"

My mom is so selfless, she want me to grow up to work for myself, she didn't even ask me to help her when I grow up, I just nodded to her and then went to search under the bed again and tried to shout as if I was surprised. "Mom! you even bought a lot of bread for today's dinner! Your are the best mom I could ever have... Look Aunt, mom bought a lot of bread for us, we don't need to skip dinner tonight!"

My mother and aunt looked at each other with shock, they don't know who bought that bread, but they were indeed hungry, so they didn't refuse it.

And while we were trying to be a good family, there was that fat ugly creature called Maho that I always wanted to slap. She just finished the donuts and looked at the bread with eyes full of glutony. When she came close to me, I stepped on her leg so hard she started jumping around because it really did hurt.

My mother and aunt laughed at that, thinking that she was playing... I mean, after all, there is no way a 1 year old kid can hurt you by stepping on your leg.

"Moha, do not eat all the bread, it is for mom and aunt, they lost weight and they need to eat"

"Onii-chan, don't be like that. Give me one at least?"

"Moha, you will eat in the dinner, no bread for you! hmph!"

My mother and aunt were shocked about how well I am thinking as a kid. My aunt got hold of me and started throwing me on the air and catching me as a form of reward I guess?

I am still feeling bad for Maho, she is 5, with no friends. She won't be able to join the ninja academy in 2 years because we have no money. I think I will need to go steal money from people, I need to get enough in 2 years so that Maho can enter the academy when she is 7. Also, some killing won't be bad, since I need power boosts to become OP!

So here is what I planned, I will go around and steal money in the poor areas. My biggest advantage is my small body, this is how no one managed to see me until now. After stealing money, I also need to kill some people, specially adults, I do not care about children since they give me nothing basically.

I also need to steal some shurikens and kunais so I can train with them, or give them to my sister.

my first target is that rich guy that buy his daughter cadies everyday... and just because I am envious, I will kill his daughter too!