4 Figuring out what super powers I have :/

The night of the same day. Because of the shocking news that my mother started crying again on the middle of the night, but she kept quiet so she doesn't wake me up or Maho. I was awake, but this time I don't want to get unwanted attention from my mother. She might just sell me out by braging with people that her son is the ultimate prodigy and stuffs like that, if I tried to comfort her.

It does hurt a lot emotionally to hear your mother crying on the bed next to you, while having no way of comforting her. Thank goodness that my aunt decided to sleep with us. She woke up and huged my mother to comfort her! 'They look CUTE when they are hugging like that!'

'I will sleep too so I can try to learn about this whole stupid 15 minutes rule that was happening to me when I wake up'. I closed my eyes and went into deep sleep.

I woke up the next morning with my mother cooking food. My aunt left the house because she knows that we are low on money anyway, and she doesn't want to be a burden on us. I feel bad for my sister who is only 4 years old growing up without enough money to have what she like.

I tried waiting for 15 minutes to make sure if there is a burning feeling on my soul every 15 minutes? or if it had other rules. well, to my disappointment, I didn't feel anything... ' My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is (not) ruined'

Ok, so every time I get hurt or hurt something it works right? I tried falling from the bed head first while mother is cooking and my sister is annoying her. Then again, and again for 5 times! Told you that I was born to fall from hights, but no one believed me!

after 15 minutes, it came! the feeling that means that I got MAIL... I mean, more powerful! But I felt less burning than the first time Maho dropped me.

Maho left the house to go play with the kids around her age, while my mother left the house to go talk with the neighbors ( who are dummy characters really ). Now I am home alone, it would be epic. I will stop the bad guys from stealing the house... because this is how it worked in the movie right?

I started making myself fall from the bed like crazy, because I want those power boosts. I won't say no to free stuffs. I wonder if I could train my chakra control with the leaf or not. Lucky me, my sister left the leaf here, I picked it and put it on my chin and said inside my head 'Sub everybody! welcome back to a brand new video- Leafy' and started laughing awkwardly because I am so stupid that I always try to associate everything with memes.

I started the chakra control training with the leaf on top of my mushy head, I started focusing, but nothing happened so I gave up.

I wonder how I look btw... do I look cute or anything? nahh, I am still 2 days old... pretty sure I look like a rat!

It is so boring as a kid, I guess I will keep dropping myself from the bed since I can't do training, I might get exposed. Also my body is not strong enough for this crap.

after some time I stop and started sleeping, because dropping myself of the bed hight is not helpful anymore. So I just slept until hearing Maho storming inside the house crying. She jumped on the bed with no regards to me and kept on crying.

I don't know why she is crying, but as the perfect little boy that I am, I tried to entertain her, make her a little bit happy. So I started tickling her feet, she didn't feel like laughing, but laughed regardless and started kicking. Stupid Maho kicked me hard that I fell outside the bed... 'I knew you were stupid from the moment I saw your face! you useless sister!' I protest inside my mind.

She felt she kicked something so she looked on the floor to find my grabbing my head with my arms and rolling as if I am signalling that she kicked my head... 'well, if I ever grew dumb and illogical, it is because of the mental disability that I gained from all the time Maho dropped me from somewhere!'

Maho who found me, started sweating bullets ( not the song ), because she knew if mother were to find out, she is going to eat dirt today as dinner. Maho grabbed me up and started playing with me. 'at least she stopped crying'.

As the prankster that I am, I need to prank my sister... so I did. I extended my hands to make them land on her flat chest as if asking for milk. She got really anxious, but then she tried to do like mother, she removed her shirt and bras and held me close to her chest.

'What a stupid girl. She thinks every girl have milk on them XD, you are nothing compared to mom!' I started sucking as if it was the end of the world, and she was happy about it. But there was indeed no milk, so to make myself look angry, I removed my head from her chest and starting hitting her chest with my small hands as if hitting the TV that is not working.

She got irritated, and started looking at me with an evil smile... 'I swear to god, if you dropped my one more time, I will make your life hell Maho!', she then started unclothing me, and I don't know why!

As a 2 days old child that is getting unclothed by his sister, I didn't feel safe, so once she removed my stone age dipers, I started peeing on her face! YES, peeing right to the face, and she deserved that.

At the same moment my mother enters the house to see me peeing on Maho's face... my mother will be 100% furious!

"Maaaaho! what are you doing? are you stupid? Didn't I tell you to not play with your brother? your stupidity is contaguois!" and of course, what could I expect from my sister other than cry.

My mom came to clean me up, my sister is still crying with her face full of my pee.

well... I am quite bored, and I will spare you guys the ( slice of life ) of a baby that is not even 1 years old. For the whole next year I will just let myself fall from high places!

( 1 year later -2 days cuz why not )

My aunt moved with us, she offered to help my mom since they are both are single right now. My aunt will work with my mother to ensure that we still can eat and drink!

My sister stopped going outside, somehow people outside knew that my useless father that I never met is a traitor, so they started bullying my sister.

For me, I started sneaking out in this year, not to train, but to kill any mother f*cker that my mother talks about with my aunt, specially those lame ones that make fun of my mother because of my father's fault.

Yeah, I am cold blooded baby that lived for less than a year. How did I kill those people you ask?

It is actually easy, wait for them to sleep, start by slitting their necks, and I call it job done. I started also looting some ryo from the houses. If it was a family house, then I will slaughter the whole family just for more boosts, after all those people are not real.

I didn't try to kill other people after this one accident, I needed to wait until there was no Anbu around so I could carry on.

I as a 1 years old, feel that I can start grabbing weights. like 15 KG weights and start working out. I figured that I gain more power by killing adults than killing small kids.

Today is my birthday btw, I don't know if my mother and aunt and sister will celebrate it or not.