1 Dragon

Goku, Bulma, and Oolong were driving in the desert when something crashed into a rock right in front of them. Bulma gasped and said "It almost hit my car!" Oolong said "Well it's actually not yo-" Bulma said "Piggy!" Oolong held his rear-end and ran away cursing her. Goku ran over to the crash and said "Wow! He has a tail too!" he poked at the young man with his staff, Bulma walked over and said "Is he dead?" Goku poked at the young man's face and said "I don't know..."

The young man groaned and sat up, he flicked his tail and opened his eyes. He looked around and said "Where am I? Who are you?" Goku said "I'm Goku! You have a tail just like me!" the young man looked at his tail and then at his own and said "Looks like it." Bulma said "I'm Bulma. Who are you? Why did you fall out of the sky?" the young man turned his head and looked at Bulma, he blinked and said "You're pretty. Anyway, I don't remember." he frowned and said "I guess I don't have one now."

Bulma blushed and said "You really think so~?" the young man nodded and wiped all the blood and sand from his face, he was dressed in strange armor with gloves, he cleaned up and took the gloves and armor off before ripping the sleeves off his suit and rotating his arms around as he said "Much better!" Goku said "How about we call you.... Goku 2!" the young man felt his eye twitch and Bulma snapped "That's your name!" Goku scratched his head and said "That's the point."

Bulma looked at the young man's face and blushed, he was pretty handsome. He was, in fact, very handsome actually. He had long, black, spiky hair that covered half his face, and black eyes. He stood up and ran his hand through his hair, moving out of his eye and back on top of his head as he said "Well, I need a name..." he frowned and thought silently, Oolong came back and said "Who's this guy?" Bulma slapped him and said "Shut up!" Oolong choked and said "I didn't even say anything!"

The young man said "Where are you guys going?" Goku said "I don't know." Bulma said sweetly "To look for the dragon balls, handsome!" the young man smiled and said "I don't really know where I am. Can you guys drop me off somewhere with more people?" Goku said "Sure!" as he grinned. The young man smiled and Bulma pulled him to the car and said "How old are you?" the young man said "I think 15?" Bulma smiled and said "I'm 16!" as they got into the car and drove away.

While they were driving Goku said "I know! We're looking for the dragon balls! You're name can be Dragon!" Bulma nodded and said "That's cool!" Oolong scoffed and said "Not as cool as Oolong." The young man nodded and said "Okay. It's better than Oolong." Oolong said "Hey watch it buddy!" Dragon laughed and shook his head as the car drove off.

The car arrived at a mountain covered in fire. Bulma said "Go get the dragon ball!" Oolong said "I'll be a pig roast if I go in there!" Dragon and Goku licked their lips and said "Pig roast..." Oolong yelped and said "There's two!" Dragon wiped his lips and coughed.

Goku hopped on his nimbus and flew to the top of the mountain, but it was too hot and he was forced to fly back. A giant man saw him and walked over with a little girl before saying "Hey you!" Goku turned around and pointed at himself and the man punched him. Oolong yelped and said "It's the Ox-King! He's gonna eat my sweet pig body!" Goku started fighting the Ox-King and Dragon watched him, he turned to Bulma and said "Should I help?"

Bulma grabbed his arm and said "He's strong enough. What kind of girls do you like?" Dragon tilted his head in confusion, how did the conversation get to this point, he answered anyway "You're pretty nice." Bulma held her face and blushed "You really think so?!" Oolong foamed at the mouth and fainted.

Goku got on his nimbus and the Ox-King said "Forget it! I'm getting old.. Can you go with my daughter to Master Roshi's house and borrow his fan?" Goku scratched his head and said "Okay." the little girl jumped on the cloud and the duo flew away. The Ox-King said "Hey you!" Dragon looked over and pointed at himself and the Ox-King punched at him.

Dragon caught his fist and said "Do you punch everybody you meet? Are people here all like this?" Bulma said "Only this guy I guess.." Dragon punched the Ox-King and sent him flying a few feet. Dragon said "Ohh cool!" he hopped out of the car and punched a rock, causing cracks and falling apart. Dragon said "I'm strong!" Bulma jumped from the car and latched on to him saying "Be my boyfriend!" Dragon scratched his head and said "I don't know what that is." Bulma froze and explained "A regular male companion with whom one has a romantic or sexual relationship."

Dragon nodded and said "Okay." Bulma cheered and said "Finally!" Dragon scratched his head and said "Uh, what now?" Bulma tapped her chin and said "I don't know, I didn't think I'd get this far.." the Ox-King got up and said "Usually you kiss and stuff." Bulma's face reddened and she said "Should we kiss?" Dragon shook his head and said "I still don't know what that is." Bulma grabbed him and kissed him saying "That's what it is, Idiot!" Dragon touched his lips and said "That was nice!"

Bulma held her face and said "You really think so?" Oolong said "This gag is getting stale." Dragon chuckled and said "Can you teach me more?" Bulma grabbed his arm and nodded as she sat on the hood of the car and started explaining basic things of Earth, almost everything as he listened seriously and nodded. She took out a book and handed it him saying "You can read right?" Dragon nodded and read the book's title "How to be a good boyfriend" he scratched his head and Oolong said "You just carry that around?!" Bulma nodded "For this exact scenario! Now he knows what to do." Oolong smashed his head against the car and Dragon started reading the book.

A while later

Goku came back with Master Roshi, who jumped off the cloud and said "Hey there girlie!" Dragon looked up and back at the book saying "It says here, keep your girlfriend away from perverts." Master Roshi snapped "Who you callin' a pervert boy!" Bulma hid behind Dragon and Goku said "He said he would get rid of the fire." Master Roshi said "I will!" he got on a rock and held his hands together before firing a blue beam at the mountain, blowing it to pieces and extinguishing the fire.

Dragon and Goku had their mouths open and tried to do the same. The duo both fired small beams at the same time, Goku hit the car and Dragon hit a rock, Master Roshi choked on his saliva. Bulma ran back with the sixth dragonball and said "What happened to the car!?" Goku said "I blew it up, sorry." Oolong crawled out of the car and said "Why did I come along..." Dragon looked at his hands and closed his eyes before firing the beam again, it was slightly bigger this time and blew up another rock.

Master Roshi said "You lookin' for a master kiddos?" Dragon said "What's that?" Bulma leaped on to him and said "Don't worry about it!" Master Roshi said "I'll teach you how to fight! So you can win a lot of money in tournaments." Bulma said "We'll take it!" Dragon was still confused but nodded anyway saying "I guess." Goku said "Ah me too!" Master Roshi laughed and said "Alright! I'll see you two later!" before walking away with his hands behind his back.

The Ox-King said "Thanks! You can have my car!" The group thanked him and Chi-Chi said "Will you come back and marry me?" Goku said "Sure, I guess." Chi-Chi blushed and held her face saying "Oh my!" the group drove away and Dragon kept reading the book before he said "This book is the best! It's so easy to read!" Bulma smiled and hugged him arm, she forced Oolong to drive so she could hold Dragon's arm.

A while later

The car stopped in a car and Bulma dragged Dragon to a clothing store, she bought him new clothes and didn't pay anything, for some reason the people were afraid of her, she changed and Dragon changed as well. She nodded in satisfaction at his new look and brought him back to the car with the rest. He was wearing a tight t-shirt with jeans, and sneakers. They got back to the group and saw a rabbit-man waving his hands, Dragon said "What happened?" Goku said "I don't know, I beat up two guys and this guy showed up."

The rabbit-man said "I'm Monster Carrot! Nice to meet you!" as he held his hand out for a handshake, Dragon shook his hand and nothing happened, Monster Carrot was confused and said "You're supposed to turn into a carrot." Dragon said "Maybe try again?" Bulma smacked him and said "What do you mean try again!?" Dragon scratched his head and said "It didn't work the first time though." Bulma said "He's a bad guy!" Dragon ohhh'd and punched Monster Carrot in the face, sending him flying into a building.

Goku grouped them up and tied them together before using his power pole to send them to the moon. Dragon watched them go and said "Cool!" a man and a flying cat showed up and said "That was crazy!" Goku said "Yamcha? What are you doing here?" Yamcha said "Just relaxing." as he whistled and turned his head away. Dragon said "Who's this guy?" Bulma said "A big jerk!" Dragon punched him and sent him flying as Bulma clapped.

Yamcha came running back and said "What's the big idea?!" Dragon scratched his head and said "Bulma said you were a big jerk so I punched you." Yamcha choked and Goku said "So you want to come with us?" Yamcha nodded and said "Okay." and so the group had two more. They turned around to see a little fox man steal their dragon balls and blow up their car before driving away saying "Emperor Pilaf rulez!"

Dragon said "There they go." Yamcha said "I'll give you a ride let's go!" they got a ride from Yamcha and drove to Pilaf's castle. They got off and walked inside the castle, Dragon said "This is pretty big.. Oh right! I don't have a house!" Bulma blushed and said "You can live with me~" Dragon nodded and said "Thanks!" Bulma held her face and twisted side to side.

Suddenly

The walls closed and trapped the group in a room with a window for a ceiling. The room was pumped with sleeping gas and the group fell asleep, the fox-man ran in with a gas mask and stole the last dragon ball from Goku before leaving. The group woke up and saw Pilaf summoning Shenron and saying "I wish for-" Oolong shouted and said "The softest panties in the world!" Shenron said "Your wish has been granted." and disappeared as panties landed on Oolong's head. He held them and wore them on his head and sighed happily, Pilaf snapped "Lock them up!" a woman said "They're already locked up sir." Pilaf snapped "Double lock them up!" the woman nodded and 'double locked them up'.

Night rolled around

Goku said "I'm hungry!" Dragon sighed and said "I'm actually pretty hungry myself.." Goku looked up at the moon and went into a daze before transforming into a giant monkey and breaking the building. Dragon was shocked and grabbed Bulma before running a safe distance and putting her down saying "That's cool..." Bulma was shocked and said "He can turn into a giant monkey?!" the rest of the group grouped with Bulma and Dragon and looked at Goku.

Dragon tilted his head and looked up at the moon before transforming into a great ape himself. He charged at Goku and the two started fighting. Bulma said "He can turn into a giant monkey too?!" the rest of the group were figuring out what to do while the great apes fought, Yamcha had an idea and said "Pu'ar! Cut their tails off!" Pu'ar nodded and cut both the monkey's tails off, returning them to naked humans.

Bulma ran over and looked at Dragon, he was extremely muscular, she looked down and her face turned bright red as she mumbled "Big.." before realizing the clothes she bought him were destroyed now, she sighed and dragged him back to the car, she wrapped his waist with a jacket she bought and sighed.

The next morning

Dragon and Goku woke up without their tails and said "What happened to our tails?" Yamcha said "Maybe they just feel off?" Dragon rubbed his chin and said "Yeah? I guess." Goku said "Okay!" as he dusted himself off and said "I'm going to Master Roshi's, are you coming Dragon?" Dragon looked at Bulma and said "Are you coming too?" Bulma pointed at herself and said "You want me to come?" Dragon nodded and said "It said in the book we have to be together a lot. I don't know where you live, so it's easier to just stay with me." Bulma smiled and said "Okay!" as she hugged him. Yamcha said "Where do I go?" Bulma said "The next tournament is in West city, so meet us there." Yamcha nodded and brought Pu'ar and Oolong with him.

Dragon got on Goku's Nimbus and held Bulma in his lap. Goku said "You have a pure heart?" Dragon smiled and said "I guess so. By the way Bulma can you teach me more?" Bulma nodded and blushed like crazy as she sat in his lap before leaning her head on his shoulder as Goku flew towards Master Roshi's house.

(Author's Note)

Hey guys! Let me know what you think, probably gonna be a for fun FF. Whenever I have time, not really frequent updates, unless I really feel like it, just like Saiyan in Marvel.

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