1 Another BS reincarnation plot

A guy died in an accident after he crossed the street, the one responsible... well you know who it is. Truck 'f***kn' -kun.

"Hey,... Hey... Hey" truck kami-sama said to the one he deemed worthy of being reincarnated into another world.

"Uughh..." the MC exclaimed. "Hey, you're finaly awake" said truck kami-sama to our MC.

"WTF!? a talking truck!??" exclaimed the MC while pointing a finger to the 'GOD' well truck-god 😏

"Don't yell at me! and yes I'm a sentient supreme being who's capable of transporting any one whom I deem worthy to another world." Truck kami-sama said to the MC while honking and letting out a steam.

(AN/ truck-kami's appearance is liken to the truck form of optimus prime).

"Wait what!? you're f***ing real!!?? what in the-" the MC was cut short by truck kami-sama because he was begining to whine and wants to end the process of his reincarnation as soon as possible.

"argh!!! well!! you just shut up and think about what world would you like to be reincarnated!! yah whiny little brat! I did you a favor you fat ugly despressed cunt!!!" exclaimed truck kami to our MC.

(AN/ our MC is just chubby not that fat like the ugly bastards you see in hentai 😏). The was then in a state of shock when he recalled his life before he died. "I ain't got time for your flash backs kid." said truck-kami in a sympathetic sarcastic tone. The MC calmed and composed himself before answering.

"well, let me think about it first. uhmmm... " then cut short by truck-kami " well I forgot, I'm giving you 10 wishes. well I ain't a genie. Im not that kind of cheap little demi-gods. And I forgot. Each wish. Is just 1 "thing" not things. " said truck-kami to our MC who immediately thought of some things. "and I forgot again, the world you choose is a free discount. not included on the 10 things your wish has." truck kami-sama added. " hmmm well if its free, then I would like to go to the "SHINOBI WORLD" (AN : Shinobi world narutoverse well its the same so stfu).

"Good then have you decided on you're 10 wishes yet?" truck kami-sama replied. " well here it is though it aint much I only decided on 7 things so far. " The MC replied. " well what is it then? " said truck-kami. " here it is.

1. Reborn as an Uchiha

2. Removal of my bloodline's curse

3. Fire release

4. Lightning release

5. Yin release

6. Yang release

7. An OP Purton/Plasma release jutsu

8. Massive chakra reserve greater than an Uzumaki

9. Regeneration or Recovery ability (either of the two) that's greater than hashirama's

10. Perfect body constitution (AN : 🌝 cultivation shit reference)

And that's it. " wished the MC to truck kami-sama. " Well everything is doable... aight imma reincarnate you right ahead then ". and the MC reincarnated to his chosen world.

"Hey wait!!! in what timeline do I reincarnate in that world!?? hey heeeyyy!!! " and so his MF'in journey begins.

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