3 No way~

"Kazuna I am afraid. " Kushina said with worry looking at the huge Kyuubi that is bound to the ground under the Uzumaki Chakra Chains of Uzumaki Mito.

"Don't worry I am here everything will be just fine. " Kazuna said with a wide smile looking at the red hair girl before clapping his hand together and shouting "Wood Style: Isolation Hell Suppression. "

**Boom**

The next moment the whole area that only had his uncle Sarutobi Hiruzen with some other Anbu and Uzumaki Mito with the Kyuubi besides them got covered in a dark domb of thick woods making it completely isolated from the outside world making the Kyuubi shocked and afraid.

"That was too much no~ " asked Hiruzen with a wary face looking at his nephew's display of jutsu.

"What do you know "Monkey" that hateful fox is too silly and can not be trusted so this is better. " Mito said with a smile then looked at the afraid face to the Kyuubi continued "Also look at that face of the Fox. "

Stop...

Stop… stop what is going on why is nothing making any sense…

Right we have moved a few years in the future...

Let's return to the part where we left…

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"Engaged with sister Tsunade? " hearing them say they want me to get engaged with Tsunade I got more surprised then defeating Hashirama even if it's not a fight I did defeat him but Tsunade who is an apprentice my uncle and visits our home almost every day to play with me is ofcorse a person I like very much but she is 9 while I am 3 so I had never thought of her as a love interest.

Ok I did but I am not going to agree the reason is for her future beauty anyway even if I had a little crush on her for reasons I am not going to explain, I never had the hope but not it is different however a kid of my age should not know anything like this right.

No that is wrong even if I wasn't a reincarnated person there is Jiraiya the sage of Perv who will say shit in front of a kid of my age thinking I don't understand.

So yes I know everything and the knowledge is from two life but that can't be revealed so I can only show the knowledge from the current world as I asked with a fake confused face "Engaged with elder sister Tsunade.

Does that mean she will stay with me forever? "

"Yes, that is the gist of it. " said Tobirama with a nod however mother by the side asked with a warm smile "Kazuna-chan, how do you know getting engaged means staying together? "

Looking at the smile of my mother the whole room went silent and I am sure we all know the reason but ignoring the hidden meaning I started explaining with an innocent face (Rip Jiraiya) "Mother it was elder brother Jiraiya who told me that a boy and a girl will first get engaged with one another before getting married and they will stay together forever afterward.

Although he said a lot about things in between in the middle and after the marriage thing however I didn't understand so I forgot about them. "

"So it was Jiraiya that idiot who has polluted my innocent son's mind. " mother said with an understanding smile before turning towards uncle Hiruzen with a wider smile "Brother can you explain? "

And I can see beads of cold sweat gathering on the forehead of uncle Hiruzen when mother turned to him as he tried to explain after gulping his saliva with some efforts "Sara-san please hold your anger for now and I assure you this will not happen in the future. "

"Then I will let you handle it for now however please do note the next time I will use a suitable sealing justsu to make sure you don't have to worry about his misbehavior and out efforts in changing his bad habits. " mother said smiling but even I felt a chill not knowing how dangerous her Sealing Jutsu might be or what she is thinking while Uncle Hiruzen can only give a nod in agreement knowing it is hopeless.

After getting the agreement from Uncle Hiruzen and mother getting satisfied with her interrogation Tobirama asked me once again "So what do you think Kazuna-chan? "

Although I would have given the papers anyway after trying in getting something if possible knowing even if Hashirama from his reputation or naiveness might not do something to harm me however this Tobirama will not let me free, so I was going to give it before things shit turns into a fart but now that I am getting Tsunade what the there to hesitate.

As I am very glad about the deal I took out the paper for the village that the Fire Daimyo gave for the land of the Village to Tobirama with a smile "I agree with this deal. "

"Good. " Tobirama said with a smile looking at me and that is how I got engaged with Senju Tsunade.

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Konoha…

Senju Compound…

Tsunade after a long day of training with Orochimaru and Jiraiya has just returned home to find her grandmother arguing with her grandfather about something and her grand-uncle getting scolded from time to time by her grandmother.

"I am back. " although she is curious to know what is the reason for their argument however they seemed to have ignored her so the spoiled princess shouted with a smile from the door of her house.

Hearing Tsunade's tone the whole house went quiet as Tsunade asked in confusion "Why are you so quiet? And what was the commotion was about a while ago? "

"Tsunade… " with that her grandmother started explaining the whole situation to her while scolding Hashirama and Tobirama from time to time.

Hearing the whole thing Tsunade went silent as Mito asked with worry "Tsunade are you fine? "

"No way~ " came a shout if disbelief

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(-_-) This story will be one of the most unique stores of mine almost like an original with comedy but there will also be some sad parts which is why I was hesitant to upload the following chapters .

However, some of the recent amazing works on Naruto inspired me in continuing this as I am officially back.