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To: Freaking Asshole

Shantine:

Wala ka bang ibang gagawin sa buhay mo kundi titigan ako?

Eneru:

Kausapin mo ko para naman may iba akong magawa bukod sa pagtitig sayo

Shantine:

I'm not in a good mood today

Stop pestering me!

Eneru:

Bakit meron ka ba?

Shantine:

Anong meron?!

Eneru:

Period

Shantine:

Wtf?!

Eneru:

Moody daw kayong mga babae kapag meron kayo

Shantine:

Pati yan alam mo?!

Eneru:

Do you want anything? Like chocolate or something sour?

Nagkecrave kayo kapag meron kayo diba?

Shantine:

I want you to stay the fuck way from me!

Kahit ayun lang!

Eneru:

I cant Shan

Shantine:

Dont call me Shan!

We're not close!

We're not even friends!

Eneru:

So... do you want me to come closer?

Gaano ba ka-close ang gusto mo?

One inch?

Shantine:

Tangina ka! Tigilan mo ko!

Eneru:

Yung mukha mo kabaliktaran ng personality mo

Shantine:

What?!

Eneru:

Mukha kang anghel pero kung magmura ka para kang sinasaniban ng demonyo

Shantine:

Damn you!

Eneru:

Hahahahahahahaha

Shantine:

You stare a lot asshole!

Eneru:

I like staring at you

Shantine:

Tumigil ka nga!!!

Eneru:

Naiilang ka na ba? Hahahahaha

Shantine:

Damn it!

Stop staring!

Eneru:

I cant

I think my eyes are glued on you

Shantine:

Dudukutin ko yang eyeballs mo!

Eneru:

Nacoconscious ka lang e

Di ka nga makakain o hahahahaha

Shantine:

What the hell!

Eneru:

Kain ka na

Di na ko titingin hahahahaha

Shantine:

Stop bothering me and get a fucking life idiot!

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