1 Sooo, I'm dead and its your fault?

Jonah awoke, remembering pain, so much pain, mental, physical, death...DEATH!?!?

he bursted open his eyes to find himself in a purely white place,no floors, no ceiling or walls.

Jonah: 'huh, so this is death'

Voice: "not quite my friend" boomed a loud dead voice, but somehow kind and comforting.

Jonah: "AH!, what in the? who said that?"

Voice: "don't worry, i'm not here to hurt you"

Jonah: "easy for you to say i'm dead"

Voice: "Like I said not quite"

Jonah: "what, so i'm alive?"

Voice: "not that either, your being reincarnated"

Jonah: "wait that can happen, i thought that only existed in books"

Voice: "yeah, well it does happen, but only when i make a mistake though, your taking this quite well"

Jonah: "Oh, yeah I guess so, wait.. what kind of mistake?"

Voice: "welll, i kinda killed you by accident"

Jonah: "BY ACCIDENT!?!?"

Voice: "yeah I got bored so i started throwing around some lightning"

Jonah: "and you hit me"

Voice: "yeah like i said, i'm sorry, hence why we are here"

Jonah: "so if I'm being reincarnated then that means your god right?"

God: "yes, I am God, y'know I thought you figured that out already?

Jonah: "well I wasn't sure, I mean you could've been a demon or the devil, right?"

God: "i can see how you'd think that"

Jonah:"Anyway, so how does this reincarnated thing work?"

God: "well where would you like to go?"

Jonah: "I get to choose?"

God: "yeah I mean your death was my fault, i cant put you back on earth, for obvious reasons"

Jonah: "I can understand that, so where can I go then"

God: "how about one of those mythical fantasy world you guys love so much"

Jonah: "those exist!?"

God: "yes, i made one a while back"

Jonah: "so are there still humans?"

God: "yeah, there are also beast-men races such as cat men and women, lizard people, dog people, vampires and the like, what do you want to be then?"

Jonah: "I think ill stay human"

Jonah: "do i get any cheats?"

God: "if you mean like a maxed out character in a game then no, you'll have to train like everyone else, but since your death was my fault you can have two wishes"

Jonah: "two huh? have you read those system books where the guy has a system to help them level up and stuff?"

God: "hah, not only did i read them, I created them, i'm god after all you see"

Jonah: "oh right, creater of everything and all"

God: "and the second wish?"

Jonah: "oh does this world have levels and special skills? for example a level 4 mage with the skill 'harden' that makes him able to harden his body like a rock?"

God: "actually both of those things exist, along with other skills and levels"

Jonah: "can you tell me about them then?"

God: "there are to many skills if i named them all we'd be here for years, but i can tell you there are 10 levels and five category's, Magic, strength, mind, agility and speech"

Jonah: "well then for my next wish I wish for the skill 'copycat' so I can copy the skills from anything i defeat"

God: "that's a bit much, how about you can copy one skill of your choosing from the animals and people you defeat?"

Jonah: "DONE!"

Jonah: "oh and can you put me in a low level area?"

God: "sure"

God: "well off you go, oh and ill put you in a recently dead bod..."

Jonah: "what was that"

'there was no response, seems like I reincarnated already'

Jonah opened his eyes an took in the sight, 'the night sky really is beautiful isn't it?'

seeing trees he looked to his left to find a even more beautiful lake, with the moonlight reflecting off of it. 'i think the suns about to come up' he thought 'well i'm thirsty i may as well have a drink.

"arh!" he winced in pain as he tried to get up "what the hell!?!?"