2 Bye Quiet Life [2]

"Haah~" Heiichiro sighed tiredly as he took of his shoes, messily leaving them at the front of his apartment door. He dropped his small bag on the floor making his way to the kitchen. "Let's see...what to eat..." The kitchen was sadly empty mainly filled with empty ramen noodle cups. Heiichiro tilted his head confused. He was sure he had a half opened ramen cup that he hadn't touched yet. "Oh well! Guess I have to wait for my allowance next week before I can spend my food money." Heiichiro mumbled to himself as he ignored his grumbling stomach.

Heiichiro lived by himself because he couldn't take his parents nagging anymore. He decided living by himself would benefit him because: he could watch all the anime he wanted without getting disrupted and he didn't have to clean his room. His parents occasionally call him on his house phone (since Heiichiro never got himself a phone). Every week Heiichiro's parents gave him ¥99,436. Which is a large amount money that Heiichiro blew all on anime and games but he doesn't tell his parents that.

Just when Heiichiro was about to turn on his TV he sat on something that made a big 'pop' sound. He looked down to see a bag of Kata-age Potato Aburi-Mentaiko Flavored chips.

"No way! Guess I'll be having dinner after all."

Despite Heiichiro's thin appearance he was actually a big eater. His parents aren't pleased with the lifestyle he has. They always thought he'd be a model with his bright big blue eyes, pale skin, and red spiky hair.

"WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO SHOW A LIMITED TIME OFFER!" The TV seemed to yell at Heiichiro. He yelled back surprised throwing his remote in the process. "THE FIRST EVER COLLAB BETWEEN THE CREATORS OF PUELLA MADOKA MAGICA AND MONOGATARI! FOR A LIMITED TIME YOU CAN GET A MAMI TOMOE OR A TSUBASA HANEKAWA FIGURINE!! BUT NOW AT YOUR NEAREST LOCAL CONVENIENT STORE!"

Heiichiro immediately looked at his clock that was sitting on the TV. It read, "10:00 PM" He swiftly ran upstairs to his room to find his emergency savings.

"This figurine was so worth my emergency savings!" Heiichiro cheered as he examined the box. "Too bad I couldn't get the Mami one." Heiichiro sighed sadly as he walked away from the convenient store. He put the box in the plastic bag full of ramen, chips, and soda so it could be safe. Suddenly Heiichiro heard a weird noise that kept getting louder and louder.

"Agh!!! My head!!" He groaned outing his head on his hands. "What's that-" Suddenly a silver disk flew right into his head. "AHHHH!!" He screamed flying backwards from the impact. A large light flashed then out came a a beautiful girl with long, bright pink hair and cyan eyes. She wears the Seidoukan She had two key like headpieces on either side of her hair. Her body was covered in bandages but that's all the clothing she had on.

<Strayed From Route! Strayed From Route!> A screen then came out from the girls forehead. <Memory Card damaged. Search for backup drive?>

The girl dizzily nodded yes.

>Backup Drive Damaged<

"Repair." Said the girl.

>Damages Cannot Be Fixed. Please return to vehicle to return home. Mission Cancelled<

"Mission?"

>Searching for Mission Report<

>Damaged. Repair?<

"Yes."

>. . .Cannot Repair. . . Cannot Repair . . .<

"Who am I?"

>Searching<

The girl waited patiently for a reply. The screen flashed several colors before giving a reply.

>Memory Card Damaged. Repair?<

"No! Who am I!?"

>Emergency Guide: Letter to Those Who Have Been Stranded. Open?<

"Yes."

>Cannot Open. Operator is too weak for system. . . Shutting . . . Down . . .<

"Hey! That hurt!" Heiichiro yelled at the pink haired girl. She quickly turned towards him but then instantly fainted. "Woah!"

"I'm Hungry. . ."