3 How can I be so dumb
Hi guys, I'm just dropping by to let you know that I tried to improve the translation of the chapter, so it has been reposted, thanks.
" " will be used for thoughts
- beginning of speech
( ) author's thought
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(1st person)
How could I forget such basic things, how come I didn't ask which douluo dalu I was sent to, if it's the first one, I can do something about it, but if it's not, I'm screwed, I doubt Tang-san will let me live for long, shit, where is the FBI at these times, lolicon, Xiao Wu should be arrested, 100,000 years and still wanting to take a child.
Come to think of it, how do my trips to other worlds work? I was so excited that I forgot to ask how it works, how can I be so stupid, when I was on earth I wrote this script in my head several times, in case it happened, but when it's time to make the requests, I get lost and make some more or less.
But I really hope I am going to be going to the first or even before Tang-san is born a deity, if not, I doubt he will let me light, I should have paid more attention to the history of douluo dalu, I remember almost nothing.
Let's see what I remember, Tang-san is reincarnated in the spirit village, at age 6 awakening his souls in the spirit hall, only then his father begins to teach him something, I read in several fics that his father killed his mother simply to have a ring of 100. When Tang Hao (Tang-san's father) reached level 90, the spirit hall miraculously found him and his wife, a soul beast that out of curiosity had just given birth and being at its most vulnerable, was attacked without even asking for the protection of the Light Sky Clan, and he still managed to escape, the worst thing is that he planted her seed where there is barely light or water, I wonder if he really loved her.
Then we have Tang-san going to that school, I forget the name of it, where he meets Xiao Wu, our 100,000 year old soul beast who likes kids, FBI. There we also have the Grandmaster, this guy is worse than trash in my opinion, he abandoned the two people who cared about him the most, he even abandoned one of them at the altar, a fucking coward, well, on the other side we have Bibi Dong, a beautiful but mentally unstable woman, well, she was raped by her teacher and when she needed support the most, the person she loved the most abandoned her (grandmaster), she had a psychotic break.
I see my options are not so good, it's true, there is still that place where the poison douluo keeps his herbs, but, I have no knowledge about the herbs and I don't even remember when they used them, even more their place, I remember that he kept the outside with an extremely powerful poison, I can't let Tang-san have those herbs, but that ying and yang lake is the main thing in that place.
Well, I've never been very good at thinking of strategies, I'll go ahead and see where it goes.
Stopping to think Gilean didn't tell me whether I would reincarnate or transmigrate, well, I guess I'll find out in a minute.
(3rd person)
While our protagonist was stuck in his own thoughts, in Douluo word in front of an orphanage without the knowledge of anyone, not even the gods, a small portal opened and from the portal came out a basket with a child inside, we don't even need to think who it was, it was the legendary megazord, only no, the protagonist who was thinking of a cool name for it.
- Yes, I have to decide on a cool name, I don't trust anyone in this world to choose my name, it has to be awesome, umm... it's decided, my name will be Anga Imperius, Anga means sky the same language the original author used for the names of the characters in this world (Swahili) and Imperius from Diablo's angel.
As Anga thought about how amazing her name was, the name appeared written on her embroidery, along with a letter.
(1st person)
My name is really amazing, I hear a door opening taking me out of my thoughts.
-(Madam) !@#&¨%, *&¨%$$% $%$$@@!!$%
Because I thought that here they would speak the same language as me, damn animes and light novels, you fooled me. Now I'm going to have to learn all this language from scratch, why God, why...
Time skip - 5 years
It has been 5 years that I have been in this world, I have only one thing to say, it is very boring, there is no entertainment, nothing to do, I transmigrated to a small village called spiritual light village, the legend says that an emperor of the souls with the light attribute was born here, what was his martial spirit, nobody has any idea.
My first year was hell, I couldn't even control my body properly, I lost my dignity several times in the first 6 months, shitting in my pants was not a pleasant experience, even more so at this time, the diapers are made of cloth, my ass suffered several times with this dirty cloth, after 6 months listening to them I managed to learn a few things, among them was how to ask to go to the bathroom, I was classified as a little genius, they have no idea how much I struggled to learn this language just to keep what was left of my dignity intact.
In the second year in the orphanage it was better, I unlocked the training method to absorb energy power from the air into the body, I discovered an interesting thing, thanks to my desire the energy of this world is automatically transformed into another type, I don't even need to concentrate, but I am still subject to the laws of this world, before unlocking my soul I can't pass the level, I can only leave the energy in my body denser, although my body has limits to how much energy it can have, I discovered this in the worst possible way, almost exploding myself by excess energy.
Stopping to think Gilean didn't tell me whether I would reincarnate or transmigrate, well, I guess I'll find out in a minute.
(3rd person)
While our protagonist was stuck in his own thoughts, in Douluo word in front of an orphanage without the knowledge of anyone, not even the gods, a small portal opened and from the portal came out a basket with a child inside, we don't even need to think who it was, it was the legendary megazord, only no, the protagonist who was thinking of a cool name for it.
- Yes, I have to decide on a cool name, I don't trust anyone in this world to choose my name, it has to be awesome, umm... it's decided, my name will be Anga Imperius, Anga means sky the same language the original author used for the names of the characters in this world (Swahili) and Imperius from Diablo's angel.
As Anga thought about how amazing her name was, the name appeared written on her embroidery, along with a letter.
(1st person)
My name is really amazing, I hear a door opening taking me out of my thoughts.
-(Madam) !@#&¨%, *&¨%$$% $%$$@@!!$%
Because I thought that here they would speak the same language as me, damn animes and light novels, you fooled me. Now I'm going to have to learn all this language from scratch, why God, why...
Time skip - 5 years
It has been 5 years that I have been in this world, I have only one thing to say, it is very boring, there is no entertainment, nothing to do, I transmigrated to a small village called spiritual light village, the legend says that an emperor of the souls with the light attribute was born here, what was his martial spirit, nobody has any idea.
My first year was hell, I couldn't even control my body properly, I lost my dignity several times in the first 6 months, shitting in my pants was not a pleasant experience, even more so at this time, the diapers are made of cloth, my ass suffered several times with this dirty cloth, after 6 months listening to them I managed to learn a few things, among them was how to ask to go to the bathroom, I was classified as a little genius, they have no idea how much I struggled to learn this language just to keep what was left of my dignity intact.
In the second year in the orphanage it was better, I unlocked the training method to absorb energy power from the air into the body, I discovered an interesting thing, thanks to my desire the energy of this world is automatically transformed into another type, I don't even need to concentrate, but I am still subject to the laws of this world, before unlocking my soul I can't pass the level, I can only leave the energy in my body denser, although my body has limits to how much energy it can have, I discovered this in the worst possible way, almost exploding myself by excess energy.
