3 So this is England?

Kyi opened his eyes as if he had just emptied a brewery of all its contents. Despite shaking his head he was unable to remove the feeling of being drunk from his head. 'I didn't even drink man, the world is harsh! Another punishment with no cause. If this stupid magic or divine intervention or whatever bullshit can make me dizzy, I'm sure it can make me drunk too! Hmph!' he almost thought allowed.

Once the dizziness began to subside, he finally got a grip on his surroundings. The cold floor felt like it stuck to his back as if a desperate wife refusing to let go. It was obvious it was not the rock's they used back in his village as makeshift beds that the noble houses used. Instead it was mud. Hard mud that layered the field he was currently in. 'If you're going to transport me without my will, at least transport me somewhere better than this S*** hole!'

His brows crunched together, clear annoyance plastered on his face. He immediately tried pushing against the floor to get himself up but he realised that his left arm betrayed him. He sent a glance over to it only to notice it was out of place slightly. He clearly broke it during the teleport.

Grunting, he put his weight on his right arm before forcing himself up, only then managing to get to his feet and having a clear view of the area around him. Fresh barley had been planted here, along with some wheat in a field further down the way. It was clear he was in a farmer's field, so he thought someone should be around to help him or at least answer some questions.

One foot at a time, he stumbled through the crops for what seemed like a solid hour before coming across a small village. It had multiple wooden huts scattered around, clearly the homes of the people around here. One wooden building stood out as it silently pierced the horizon of the others. This was clearly the town hall for the village. As he walked closely, he was even more shocked as in the distance, there was a building made of stone, god damn stone! 'How rich must these people be?' he questioned to himself. He may have actually made it big like all those in the legends before him. On the edge of this building people were lining up, slowly entering before making a gesture across their chests which resembled that of a weirdly shaped cross.

'I somewhat recall a bald man passing through my village one day with a pendant mimicking that shape. Maybe this is where he came from? This England sure is different.' Kyi scratched his head, slightly confused whilst being slightly amused.

"MASS IS STARTING SOON. EVERYONE TO THE CHURCH BEFORE NOON"

A thunderous voice roared out from the stone building. It was a petite man with a red nose and a weird hairstyle that seemed to avoid the top of his head. 'Is this a weird magic that I've heard tales of? Why else would his own hair avoid the centre and embarrass the poor man like that.' Kyi sighed inwardly.

"Erm wait a minute. Did I just understand what he was saying? How can I understand this Englishman when I've never heard a word of it in my life? Dafuq? I must be losing it. Even now I'm talking to myself." Kyi murmured to himself before shaking his head and getting a grip. There would always be time for this later on, now he had to find out where exactly in England he was and being his adventure, after all time waited for no one, not even the MC of a crappy original novel. (Just a joke! This is obviously the best novel of all time!)

He strutted over to the large wooden building that should be the town hall, unknown to him that the seal on the back of his hand gently faded to a black colour, showing off streaks of lightning as well as two black crows.

He finally entered the main centre of the town, albeit is empty due to everyone going to that "church" whatever that was. Just as he was about to push open the doors of the town hall, he noticed a person in a nearby alley, surrounded by a few people. 'That doesn't look too right, but it's none of my business so who cares.' He shrugged and continued to push open the door before he heard one of the men in the alley command his colleague.

"Get that little runt before he exposes us, no point getting in to shit cause of a little boy like him"

Kyi cringed. 'Why why why why why why WHY! God damn it man I've got to learn to keep my hands to myself' the colleague rushed over to Kyi. He couldn't have been more than 30 but he lacked any bit of body mass and it seemed like a feather could snap him. But boy could he move. He covered the 10 meter distance in quite a flash, only then did Kyi notice the glimmer from his right hand that fast tracked towards his shoulder.

"Die for me quietly" the slender man grinned. Kyi did not expect that level of speed and with only one arm, found it hard to resist. The speed of the blade increased, before lunging itself in to Kyi's broken arm. He winced, feeling the pain almost sent him out cold.

Sweat poured out from his forehead as he saw the sinister grin of the man before him. 'Not again man. Not going to do this again. I already died once, and that was just last chapter. I must refuse!' He shouted out loud, causing the grin of the man to be swept of his face. He withdrew the dagger before trying to unleash another attack, but before he could, he felt a swift fist befell his chest. At first he gently smiled, what a weak teenager like him could do to me he thought. But as seconds slowly passed, he realised the distance between the two of them grew. 'Am I flying?' he thought to himself.

"Boss look! He sent Larson flying with a single punch. Blood is erupting from his nose like a fountain. It's like all those legendary tales about all those pervert---"

Before he could finish his sentence he saw that the slender man, Larson had smashed in to a nearby house, breaking cleanly through it. Light shined down on him as if he was a sacrifice to the god's themselves. One punch, one kill.

'I can't believe I did this, is this the mark in action? Wow they should really call me the One Punch Guy' He smirked. However he noticed that the other two had run away, leaving behind their victim in the gutter. 'Since I'm involved now, I might as well see if I can help this poor sod.' He began walking over before hearing something in his mind.

~DING~ Congratulations on making your first step in to becoming an immortal. Welcome to the game. System of the Gods now activated. Good luck mortal. ~DING~

…'Excuse me what the fu-'