3 Steve is going to die a virgin hahahahaha!!! (2/?)
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"OK I think I took it a little to far now we do it your way Kevin" Stan says while driving while glass shards are still in his face from when he jumped out the window while he was getting the girls numbers.
"OK I always new this day would come but i didn't think it would come this soon I am not prepared for this but I must for it is the code of the bros Steve I am * pauses for traumatic effect * get a girlfriend" I say the lightning cracks is it a sign most likely will I listen to the sign nah not now but before he does anything else he recorded what happened at the mall and send it to Hayley and Francine.....they loved it.
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Stan and Steve were watching as Kevin talked to a girl he met.
" Look how about this if you just go on a date with him I will take you out later" Kevin says to the girl with his fingers crossed behind his back.
"hmmm fine remember we will go out on that date later but can I see how he looks " and the question I was avoiding so I called Steve out.
"Steve get out here! this will hurt my reputation more than it will hurt you understand! and quick people know that your my butle- brother!" I shout out for him.
he comes out and when she sees him she looked at me then back at Steve, she look's at me then says
"15/10" then takes out a mirror and look's at her self and says "11/10" she look's at Steve and says "-100/10" then back at me and says " sorry but I can do better than him maybe not you but him yeah I know I can bye~ Kevin" she left with saying anything else to the devastated Steve.
"Well sorry bro look like your just not meant to have a girlfriend sorry Shazam- I mean Steve all Shazam has to do is flex that superhero status and he got 'em all" Kevin says to Steve.
"well time for the backup backup plan, plan C: last resort is a go!" Stan says sounding a little excited about it .
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Hayley walks downstairs only to meet Stan and Steve along with a fearful looking Hilary.
"Oh My God dad why is Hilary in our House" she asked her father.
"Hilary is here by her own free will because she wants to have dinner with Steve" Stan says eyeing Hilary's movements encase she wanted to run away.
"Oh Hilary can you pass the salt please" Steve asks her.
Stan quickly points a gun at the back of her head and tells her in a demanding voice says
"Pass him the salt" so she quickly passes the salt to Steve worried for her life.
Hayley turns to probably the only male in this house with a working brain her brother Kevin.
"Kevin how could you pet this happen" she asked her brother.
"look I don't know what happened but one second were in the car the next THEY kidnapped Hilary now here we are and plus I'm out of bullets so dad has all the power at this time" Kevin quickly defends himself.
"So as I was saying student body elections are next week a and I have personally been wedgied by all candidates" Steve tells her trying to flex how much he has smelled his own underwater.
"Wow you hear that Hilary looks like you a winner with Steve" Stan says giving Hilary the chance to run away screaming in a horrified voice ' HELP ME!!! ' hoping someone will hear her plea Stan was about to go get her again but was stopped by haily and Kevin.
"dad you need to chill you can't go around kidnapping people just because your CIA" she says to her father.
"look dad you can't be doing things like this I love you guys but people know that I know what you know what you know your doing and that can hurt my reputation I'm not you and Steve I have a life" Kevin says.
" Hilary look out for the mines!" Stan yells trying to stop the girl before *BOOM!*.
"What did I just say you heard me what did I just say Steve" he asked Steve.
" look out for the mines" Steve says.
"I said look out for the mines" Stan repeats with squinted eyes.
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"I don't understand I didn't have this problem with girls when I was his age Kevin doesn't have this problem" Stan says to Roger.
"Little observed stab Steve isn't like you and Kevin you two are big and powerful guys women are attracted to power and well Steve just doesn't have any" Roger says to him.
Stan gets an idea at this and says
"that's it if Steve needs power then I'll rig the school election and make it look like he was selected to be student body president" Stan says.
"wow you can do that?" asked the alien.
" Rigging elections is my bread and butter Roger you know how many votes George Bush actually got in the election..... seven" Stan says.
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Now Stan and Steve are at the school.
"Now Steve the way you fix elections is to cast out on your opponent" they turn to their first vict- opponent.
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"Oh know I should be mad at this and go knock some sense into him but...." I say as I eye my chocolate locker with a look off anger mixed with joy and confusion.
"why is something so bad so good and yet so sweet" I say then take a bite out of it then I pull out my phone take a pic and send it to Roger instantly getting a reply from him.
* Text *
Roger: 🖕
Kevin: Mmmm..... chocolate😉🖕
Roger: 😡😡😡😡
* Text end *
"Yup soon good" I say taking another bite out of the locker and say "I am against this no matter what I am just checking something
to keep the people safe" I get back to enjoyin- making sure the the locker is OK so far soon good.
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Hey its me the author writing with his one good arm HELL YEAH!!! ahem I just wanted to let you guys know that respect women so don't mind the things I write I grew up without a father so I deeply respect women like my mother for taking care off me even tho I am not her biological son so I am sorry if I write anything offensive and I am a bit of a sadistic so my OCS may have that trait as well I just had to let you guys know that
so have a good day you amazing people it all love ✌ also I broke up the chapter into part because who wants to read a 5000 word chapter
