2 Steve is going to die a virgin hahahahaha!!! (1/?)
*Smith household*
Steve was chewing and making weird noises with his mouth and Haily says to him.
"Shut up Steve! I have my term paper due!" she said annoyed.
Steve says back to his sister
"oh yeah yeah right community college big girl big girl. Hey! you think that diploma will land you a better section when your waitressing olive garden ha!"
"you think you'll hit puberty before you turn fourteen" she said cleverly making Kevin laugh.
"Why you wanna do it with me your sick Haily!" he said pointing his fork at her.
"Steve you've only got one sister be nice and Haily Steve's big boy hair isn't going to come in any faster with you taunting him" Francine said.
Klaus " oh Francine I love the way you rule with an iron fist you know perhaps when your finished there you would stick your-" but he was interrupted buy Kevin smith
who has short black hair and a strong muscled body not many his age has and wear's an all back short sleeved shirt and black jeans with black tennis he says to the talking fish.
"Klaus shut the fuck up before I throw you back into the toilet and ask Rodger to take a shit after I give him 'bags' of barbeque chips"
Kevin says with a straight face and that silenced the talking fish.
"Kevin stop being mean to Klaus" she told him.
"OK I guess life has been hard enough on him he doesn't even have a dick anymore such a sad life must suck ass to be you Klaus"
he says laughing at the end.
Klaus just looks wronged and says with an angry face "alright Kevin you have won the battle but you have yet to win the war I shall have me day". he says like it will happen to night in his dreams.
Stan and Rodger walked into the room arguing with each other.
" No Rodger you cannot borrow my car" says Stan to the alien of the family.
"you know I think you should be more grateful to the guy that saved his life in area 51" Rodger says.
"look if my superiors in the cia found out that I had alien in my house there's no telling what they will do. Did you see momento it's not as good the second time the point it you are not allowed to leave this house!" Stan says sternly.
"For god sakes Stan I just want to pick up a pack of smokes" Rodger says.
"*sigh* have you managed to contact your home planet yet" he asked the alien."
"oh you know I was going to do it yesterday but I got distracted the VH1 Was running this I love the 80's marathon did you know
lou ferrigno was deaf I don't know its just hard to take him as seriously, hey Francine did you pick up those peak hand Sandy's I asked for?" Rodger asks Francine.
"Oh Rodger I'm sorry I was at the market yesterday and I forgot" she said apologetically.
"*shhhhhhh* Pretty sure I asked for peak hand Sandy's" he said giving her strange eyes.
"I'll pick some up this afternoon" she said putting his food down on the table.
"Francine you be very careful out there today were in terror alert orange which means something might go down somewhere some way in some point in time so look sharp!" Stan says.
"you know dad its great that you and your CIA buddies created a fun little system to keep the masses pearlized in fear" Haily says.
"You like shaving your armpit hair Haily!, huh!, because if the terrorist go to this country because that's the first thing to go!" Stan says to her but when the bread pops up out of the toaster he the pulls out his gun quickly shooting at the poor poor toaster filling it and the bread with bullet wholes.
Everyone is silent look at the destroyed toaster with wide eyes then Kevin says to His father "it was just toast dad" still staring at the toaster.
"this time it was just toast Kevin this time" he then walks away from the toaster.
*.*.*.*.*
"there she is boys Lisa silver now if you'll excuse me I have a fully developed women to conquer" said Steve feeling confident.
"Lisa silver dude your a mad man besides doesn't she have a thing for your brother like the king of all men" snot said to his delusional Friend.
"oh don't worry snot for she shall fall for my charm and the we will ride off into the sun". he then daydreamed about something.
toshi says something in Chinese know one understands.
"*Foolish round-eye, your failure will blossom like a thousand cherry trees*"
"it is a beautiful day for love toshi thank you".
his friends cheering him on but all you can heir is is whispering
'your cool with chicks, your cool with chicks'.
then he makes it to her only to see her in his brother's left arm and in his right another girl on the cheer team.
Steve feeling brave pulled her bra scrap.
and letting it go making her scream in pain.
[ I forgot what their called ]
" oh does that hurt so good its Steve Steve smith remember me ah it'll come to ya hey wanna go out Friday night "
but all he heard was a 'NO!!!' and the sound of his brothers fist breaking his glasses and most likely his nose then darkness.
"Sorry bro but I had to you reminded me of a Steve sized punching bag" he said with an half apologetic face.
*.*.*.*.*
did he get reincarnated fist-kun has his time?
*.*.*.*.*
" I can't believe it she rejected me like like I was a nobody " Steve said walking along the sidewalk.
"Oh My God such a cute dog" Steve turned his head saw a women and man talking each other with the dog their.
"thanks hey! you wanna come back to my place and pet my snoozer" the nan asked.
"Sure!" the woman agreed.
"And then we can play with this dog".
" that's it all I need is a dig and girls will be all over me!"
*.*.*.*.*
"I'm home!" Stan shouted then when everyone saw the dog Steve was the first one to speak.
"what the hell is that."
"its your new dog!"
in Kevin's mind 'does that elder dog need medicine and a coffin?'
*.*.*.*.*
*THUD*
"What was that! Francine get you machetes!" it was late at night in the smith home when suddenly Stan heard a thud from downstairs.
"honey it's probably nothing" Francine tried to calm her husband.
"huh your right" Stan the saw Kevin in the hallway with a gun in his hand ready to fire "Kevin if I die you must protect the clan!" he only received a nod from his son.
Stan then went downstairs silently then shot off the gun only for the intruder to turn on the light hoping to see the intruder only to be meet with Rodger who says.
"For God sakes Stan I was only getting a midnight snack" he said then both him and Stan look at the now dead dog.
"Oh no!"
*few days after the dying dog died*
"OK the plan is ago!" right now we Stan, Steve and Kevin in the mall trying to help Steve get a girlfriend by taking one of their bag's Stan then began to run and push past everyone and anyone in Hus way while Steve was taking his time....no no wait he was running at his full speed he just sucks at running.
Stan then push past people on the escalator making them fall of when Steve made it to the escalator he was out of breath then all you saw after that was Stan jumping out the window and running away.
the camera turn to Kevin getting both the girls numbers with a smile on his face.
