1 Legendary troller
"I just realised how special you are. You are the sole reason why God created the middle finger."
"Night Ghost pranks? Why bother putting a ghost makeup to scare others. Just your face alone could scare the shit out of a toilet."
"Life guru? Advises about life? With your diarrhea of mouth; constipation of ideas, you call yourself a guru?"
"No, no, no brother, I'm neither scolding you nor insulting you. I'm just describing you."
"A new singing channel? Lady, are you sure you are singing? Why does it sound like a broadcast with bad connection..."
"'League of Legends' pro? Are you sure about that, bruh? Then, what's with that 0 kill count? I'd say your aim is like cancer, but cancer can get some kills."
"Pubg live solo vs squad? With your noob skill, lot alone chicken dinner, you can't even get some chicken shit."
"Woah, that's dance? My pet has some better moves than you when it mates."
"Movie Review? What a load of bullshit. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement that that."
"Music channel by the winner of the Sangeet Madhuri Award? Wow, I never heard such an awesome music by a flute in my life. Here is one more award that suits you more:
THE BEST FART AWARD
In recognition of the successful completion of the requisites and on nomination of The Society of Best Farts
On the 5th of June in the year 2020
By virtue of their authority, here by confers upon thee the best fart award
with all the honour, rights and privileges thereto pertaining.
- the society of best farts"
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It was said that all the important events of one's life will flash in his/her mind before death.
Don't know about others, but Li Wei agrees to the statement. Because he is, at the moment experiencing this.
But... what is this?
Why are there are no heartwarming friendship scenes, beautiful childhood moments, bittersweet teen romance, etc, etc...
but only trolls..
trolls..
and more trolls..
endless spam of trolls and curses.
'So this was my whole life?' Li Wei sighed in sorrow. As he carefully thought about it, there was indeed nothing memorable in his life.
Li Wei was a typical software engineer with a monthly salary of 30,000 rupees. 23 years old; not married; no girlfriend; slightly handsome; neither rich nor poor; an ordinary family with a caring mother, a stern father and 2 mature older brothers; he had all the qualifications an average beta bachelor could have.
Usually, most of the young men in their 20's have some stress because of work; and to relieve it, they will finds other things like social media, mobile gaming, surfing, chatting....; and of course relationships.
Li Wei too had his own habit: trolling live streamers.
As internet spread over every corner of the world, live streams became popolar. Initially there were only live streams of popular games but soon music, dance, sports, skits, drawing, cooking, pranking... all kind of live streams appeared.
With Netflix, YouTube, Amazon prime video, Twitch... numerous streaming platforms as mediums, live streams attracted a huge number of fans. And of course if there is someone who enjoys the streams, there will someone who enjoys trolling the streams.
Li Wei is the second kind; a legendary one at that. He trolled the live streamers like his life depended on it.
From popolar channels to new channels, he did it for atleast a thousand live streamers.
Except for a few famous streamers who ignored the live chat, the others cussed, cried as they couldn't hold back with Li Wei's barrage of insults; a number of inexperienced streamers even quitted streaming.
Chen Hai was a 20 years old youth; a university student. He was rich and handsome; he could have lived a comfortable life without doing anything if he wants, but he had a dream. He wanted to become a famous live streamer in YouTube; and he had the talent and potential to become one.
With a heart full passion, he opened a new YouTube channel. After he arranged everything, he checked the view count, it was 0.
He chuckled while thinking 'Hehe, It won't be long before I have millions of subscribers'.
As he was starting his first day streaming, the first message appeared in the live chat which caught his attention.
the first message!
the first fan!
the first step to his success!!
Suppressing his excitement, he read it.
[ Son of a gender neutral dog, you are a literally a fucking error ]
His expression became blank as soon as he read it.
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The fuck?
Bro, did I offend you or something?
why the heck are you cursing for no reason?
As Chen Hai is about to open his mouth, more curses appeared in the chat.
[ What's with that idiotic expression, did you lick the sweat on a lizard's ass or something..]
[ Your face is so ugly it could make onions cry ]
[ Walking ass with ears...]
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The first day, second day, third day, fourth day.... eighth day, as long his stream opened, the chat was filled with cusses.
He banned the account, another account appeared; he cussed back, more cusses fired back; he tried to ignore, but his eyes followed the chat like a moth towards flame. After 8 days of torture, he couldn't hold back; quitted streaming.
His dream, his passion were drowned in the endless spam of insults.
Famous live streamer? No, now he only wants find that person and ask him 'Why? Why the fuck did you do that?'
Pouring a huge amount of money, he found the detail of the person behind that account through hackers after 2 full weeks.
With a heart full of rage, he had gone to Li Wei and asked why?
The reply he got was
"Why?
Why does a bird fly?
Why does a fish swim?
Why does a dog bark?
Why does a cat meow?
That's why!"
With these words, Chen Hai's last bit of vanity was crushed. He knocked Li Wei out, carried him for a whole 5 kilometres; and threw his body into the river.
Li Wei, who doesn't know how to swim started drowning.
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'So this is how I am going to die? but I am still a virgin... Sigh~ Forget it, I just hope mom and dad won't miss me.....'
As Li Wei drowned deeper and deeper, his vision starting blur, his thought becoming more and more fuzzy.
Just as his last bit of consciousness about to slip away, a sound echoed in his mind.
[ Ding! ]
