All Glory, No Guts

WFC #152 The New Year is a chance for a new beginning, right? Well, that’s exactly what happened for Rick Kanun. It was exactly at midnight that everything changed. 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... [Initiating World Reformation Protocol] Everybody on Earth heard this robotic voice and then it happened. Lights started flashing and havoc began! *Boom* *Boom* *Boom* Screams, cries, and death throes could be heard everywhere. *Pant* *Pant* “Why is this happening?!” cried Rick. *Beep* [Answering User: New Year’s Wish was granted.] Rick grabbed his grabbed his head. “What is that voice? It’s saying something New Year’s wish?! What wish?!” [User’s wish from 11:30 pm on Earth’s New Year’s celebration.] [Replaying Memory...]