9 Chapter Five II

Uncle Felix, are you okay, now?'

'Yes, do not let me talk while eating, Eniiyi. I can't take you away from here because this is where your father and mother put you, so I can't just come and take you away, besides my house is already full. Ekwy's nieces and nephews from Abia have come for the holiday and they're six in number.'

'That's not fair, I'm your family, too!' she whined. Naturally, she wasn't a whiny person, but that was where circumstances put her now.

'Yes,' agreed Uncle Felix. 'Why do you hate this place so, anyways, you're doing okay here now.'

Eniiyi frowned. 'You don't understand, Uncle.' She sighed. 'Okay, forget I asked.'

Uncle Felix looked at her with pity.

The front door slowly pushed opened and Taiwo stepped in, shaking a little from the cold September night air outside.

He paused on seeing Uncle Felix and went down prostrate on the floor. 'Ah, ẹ̀gbọ́n, longest time, sir. Ẹ káàbọ̀ sir.'

'Taiye, Taiwo,' Femi hailed the young man in front of him. 'I was beginning to wonder where you'd gone when I didn't meet you here. Báwoni? How's life?'

'We thank God, sir.' Taiwo was beaming at Femi as he found a seat. One would think it was the joy of seeing Ọ̀gá's eldest son that made him look so goofy, but it was mainly because of the booty that was sure as eggs is eggs going to come his way. Neither of Mama Nurse's sons came to visit without bestowing him with a few thousands of naira.

'Uncle Femi, you're looking fresher, o. Auntie is really trying, o.'

Uncle Femi laughed in reply.

'Before nko?' Eniiyi said.

They all laughed at this.

'Excuse me, uncle, let me go and change.' He stood up to go, just as Grandma appeared in the lounge room with a steaming dish of yam and fried fish stew.

'Ehn ehn, so you have decided to spare us your time to come back, eh?'

Taiwo prostrated in greeting, looking guilty. 'Ẹ kúulé ma. Òjò ló rọ̀ lọ́ùń lójé kín pẹ́ mà.' He started to explain.

Mama Nurse had already dropped the dish on the stool in front of her son. She went toward her delinquent houseboy and took hold of both his ears. Although he loomed over her, she held the ears firmly and pulled them towards her, twisting them firmly.

'Yeee!' Taiwo cried and tried futilely to rescue his poor old organs from her.

Eniiyi winced, dully horrified and her uncle looked sorry for the boy.

'I should have started suspecting.' She finally let go of his suffered ears. Taiwo held the smarting organs tenderly in his hands, oh boy, were they going to be sore for long.

'I should have, when you started frequenting your "friends".' Grandma finger quoted. 'I should have known it's a girl! Ọmọ́táíyéwò, o tíń rìrìnkurùn! You've become a philander! You've started chasing after those skinny village girls, and I'm having none of it, you hear? I'll let you know that the same teeth a dog uses to play with its puppies is the one it uses to bite them.'

'Ah, Grandma, I swear, I was with Bobola, from the next village. And it was raining so heavily that I had to wait for it to wane.'

'Uh, if a child has as many clothes as an elder he can't have as many rags. Taiyewo, you can't deceive me.' Grandma smiled her strange smile and twisted his ear again. 'This delinquent, you won't be the death of me.'

'Grandma . . .'

'Gbénudákẹ́.' Grandma shut him up. 'You are aware that you've not grown past flogging?'

'Ah, Mother, ótitò, it's enough, ma. Please, for my sake, let him go.'

Grandma looked conflicted, like she had more punishment in mind for the boy but wanted to listen to her son's plea for him. 'Ọ̀rọ̀ ẹ, ó dí àbọ̀wábá, I'm not finished with you.' She snapped her fingers in his face and finally left him.

Taiwo, still holding his ears made slowing for the direction of the sleeping quarters, wearing the look of someone wronged, but Eniiyi was damned sure she saw him smile when he passed Grandma and Uncle Felix.

'Mother, so how's that woman? You know I've come mainly because of her.' Olufemi coughed a little and paused to drink water.

Eniiyi looked at him with rapt attention, interested in what he was talking about.

'Are they still keeping her at that place or they'll take her to the town?'

Mama Nurse glanced surreptitiously at the child in the room. 'Stop talking and eat. Eniiyi, óyá, time to sleep.'

Eniiyi blinked back at the old woman. What had she done now? 'But, Grandma . . .'

'Don't but me. Alele!'

Eniiyi stood up, grumbling and made for her room.

Who were they talking about and why were they so secretive about it?

The italicized English sentences are Yoruba proverbs, said in Yoruba, but overset into English for the convenience of the non-Yorubas.

*Maize; corn.

The one the main character mispronounced as abado.