1 LoliRavioli? They don't exist here!

It was a harsh day at work. After busting my ass in this damn shady company for more than seven hours of overtime straight, I finally managed to leave the premises. Happy about this development I aimed my steps at the way leading to my home when the insanity hit.

"You need to eat LoliRavioli's!"

"Lose yourself in the LoliRavioli's"

"Embrace the inner taste of LoliRavioli's"

"Rianolinon is bullin me cuz she won't play games with me!"

"LoliRavioli is the way of the word!"

After being struck with this kind of thought for a good few minutes, I suddenly woke back up, unable to comprehend where did my legs taken me to.

Cautiously looking around, all I could see was the restaurant sings. As if every single other building in this damn city didn't exist anymore.

As soon as I realized this strange situation, overwhelming hunger hit me.

Unable to hold it in anymore I burst up into the semi-straight position and rushed into the closest restaurant.

"DO YOU HAVE LOLIRAVIOLI'S HERE?" - Shouting like a madman, I directed my words toward shocked faces of various waitresses and other guests.

Before they could formulate an answer I jumped forward, grabbing the nearest guest by his arms, and while looking him deep into the eyes I ask the question again, trying to hold my insanity back and look at least close to normal.

"Do they serve LoliRavioli's here?"

"N-no sir, I-i don't think they d-do!" - the man was apparently scared to his ends by my actions. Thanks to Goddes, the one I deeply believed in, I managed to rein my desires in place and dashed out of the restaurant.

But it didn't end here.

I appeared in every restaurant in this strange, half-empty word, asking for the dish that my strange inner voice was asking for. Apparently, neither of them served it!

Right as I was about to cave in and give up to my insanity that was quickly overwhelming me, I heard the cutest voice that I could ever imagine.

"Do you need to eat LoliRaviol's so much you are about to kill yourself on the street?"

"My eyes cannot look at your desperation anymore. Bear my grace, as I will transport you into LoliRavioli paradise!"

"What is your name, your majesty?" - I asked, while basked in her glory, with a deep desire to worship someone who took pity on my pitiful self.

"Here, they call me an Error. But my name in the world I'm sending you into is..."

"... Aberrant"

As I heard those words, the whole world suddenly started spinning, speeding up as the lovely giggle resounded in my head.

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