1 Super Dumb Prologue

Abe Yutakasan, originally a normal child from an ordinary family, one day when he was playing outside the house, there was an old man approaching him and offered a book of super badass ancient martial arts that could make anyone a peerless master, Abe was naturally not a fool, he could see this old man was a con, besides, he had no interest in becoming a peerless master. Then the old man offered him an extra book that could make him a stud and favored by many women, thus Abe bought the book.

The extra book told him, that in order to be a stud and favored by women, one must become rich and physically fit, Abe took into his heart such a piece of inspiring advice, also one must remain a virgin unless he couldn't bear it anymore, but that was also the sign of his weak heart and feeble mental state, a man that deserved to be a harem king must at least 40 old year virgin, and Abe nodded in firmness.

So Abe with a dedication to fulfilling his dream, he resisted the temptation of worldly desire, he drank mineral water 8 times a day, ate regularly three times a day, didn't eat junk food and drink soda, even alcohol, he exercised in the morning before going to school, paid attention in the class and took note, studied in the library after lunch, and participated in sports after school, in the night he did his homework and reviewed that day's lesson, in the weekend, he would still go to school to study and wasted the time of his youth.

After he graduated from high school, he went to Harvard with scholarship and took major in management, in the morning, he would exercise, then attend class, then attend martial arts club, then attend class, then took a small nap, then attend class, then working part-time, then attend a gym, then finally sleep- no, he worked his homework and review today's lesson, then he finally sleep.

Did Abe attract a lot of girls? Oh, yes, he's diligent, ace many class, athletic, his face in which supposedly normal was brim with healthiness, this because he drank mineral water 8 times a day.

But Abe did not distract himself from these girls' attention, he was strong, his will was rigorous, before he 40 years old, he would not succumb to the worldly desire, therefore, even the school flowers confessed to him, Abe rejected them in a very cool way.

Abe graduated from Harvard, he continued his study in German, and it took five years for him to get his doctoral degree.

Then he joined the billion-worth multi-national world-class company, assigned as a branch general manager in his 30s, then became one of the company's shareowner in his 39, Abe was known in the world for one of the richest, and also ultimately handsome, his eyes were like sparkling stars in the dark sky, his fit figure was unmatched in this world, he was the number one underwear model, the paragon of athleticism, and this was totally not exaggeration.

In his 40, Abe was excited, he finally could get a woman, no, he could get 100 women, he was super-duper rich and the peak of human's physique, people called him a real Bruce Wayne, he didn't know who that was but clearly an awesome dude.

Tonight, he was going to have a date with the winner of miss beauty 2025, although there were like 2 decades between them, and he was more likely at the age of her father, he was shamelessly asked her out.

Well, she agreed anyway, so what?

Hehe, his virginity would be taken by the top beauty!

But then he had an accident on the road, his Ferrari tried to dodge a crossing camel and hit the rail guard, his car flipped, then exploded, why he died, it remained unknown...

But then he wasn't really died, he crossover into the body of young master who supposedly a genius but for some reason he kinda not, his fiancee broke their marriage, his clan despise him, but oh, wait, what? The young master turned out has a living expert inside his ring, and with his guidance, Abe began his journey of cultivation, he enrolled in a famous sect, but it got attacked by a flying monkey, the sect disbanded, then he enrolled into another sect, but it got attacked by a sea monkey, the sect disbanded, then he enrolled into another sect, well, at least this sect had no feud with any monkey.

He trained diligently for 40 years, he was the total macho now, no one despises him anymore, he was a top cultivator, but what most importantly, it's time to graduate from his virginity, he was about to get married with the sect master's daughter, but a forest monkey finally attacked the sect, he was killed.

But then he wasn't really died, he crossover into the body of young wizard who supposedly a genius but for some reason he kinda not, he was living with his uncle and aunt until a weird guy came over to take him into a school of a wizard, it turned out his father and mother were killed by a powerful wizard and he was killed by him when he was still baby, talked about weird, then he spent his time training magic and became one of the most sought magic-user in the world of magic, it turned out the powerful wizard was still alive and they finally settled their fiasco with one on one duel, and Abe won, now, he was in his 40s, readied to hung his virginity with a queen of elf, but he died nonetheless, killed by a unicorn.

But then he wasn't really died...

22 deaths later...

"Enough is enough!"

For the first time in his infinite cycle of reincarnation, Abe finally realized his mistake, why he had to wait 40 years to graduate from his virginity, let alone got his harem, this didn't make any sense, that old man was a con man!

He had lived 1,000 years in any kind of lives and he was finally done with all the training, he wanted to be reborn powerful and wanted his harem now!

And o ye Abe... it took you 1,000 years to realize you have been tricked, but fret not, the author have mercy on you, very well, the author will give you three powers to satisfy your desire; first, you will not in the body of anyone, you will be in yourself, along with all the powers you have learned these 1,000 years, second, you will have the power to travel the multiple universes, there are many women you can conquer, please be my guest, three, you will have the power of primordial chaos in your cock, not only it super sturdy and satisfying, but also can upgrade a great strength in double cultivation.

Now then go! The author still gives you 40 years to life, go, life to the fullest, o Abe you fool virgin!

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