60 Four Seasons

"Hot…"

"Cold…"

"Summer…"

"Winter…"

"Spouting nonsense again?" Lim Zhen Cong asked Lee Kai Wen and the rest as they lazily laid their heads on the table.

The five of them laughed as they looked at Lim Zhen Cong. "Sir, it is spring right now."

PAK

"There is no spring here." Lim Zhen Cong said after he had knocked some sense into their empty heads.

"Proof it to him, idiots!" Lee Kai Wen shouted as the five of them moved out.

Chong Xi Kang took the air conditioner remote control while John Ng and Tan Han Sheng rearranged the tables.

Koh Zi Hong, on the other hand, is unpacking something from under their table and lastly, Lee Kai Wen is standing there supervising them working.

BAM

"Damn you, stop standing there like a tree. Even if you are a tree, we will make you move." The four of them dropped what they were doing and pounced on Lee Kai Wen.

"Now that my slaves had done setting up, I can show you what we mean." Lee Kai Wen said as with a face that is beaten and bruised.

"You should not say that if you cannot stop an uprising…" Lim Zhen Cong said out loud, but he still goes with the flow.

"This is the spring section." Lee Kai Wen said as he pointed at the table which used to belong to Lim Zhen Cong.

He then does a demonstration for Lim Zhen Cong to show him the season of spring. Lee Kai Wen sat down on Lim Zhen Cong's chair and clapped a few times.

Various types of flower petals started gently float down round Lee Kai Wen as he sat there enjoying the view as if he was in an ocean of flowers.

As you know, our ocean is now polluted, so to make an accurate representation of the grand blue Lee Kai Wen friends decided to add something special.

THUD

A rafflesia fell right in front of Lee Kai Wen's feet, the rotting smell that usually help the rafflesia to obtain food is also helping it obtain bigger prey, namely Lee Kai Wen.

"Fuckers, where did you all get this?! You do know that this is an endangered species right?" Lee Kai Wen said, but his friends ignored him.

Without any choice, Lee Kai Wen moved on to the summer zone.

"It feels the same…"

"No, it is actually colder than usual…"

"Sir, there is no joke here because our country is actually hotter during normal times than in other countries during their summer months."

Lim Zhen Cong sees this as an excuse for the author and Lee Kai Wen to be lazy, but he wanted this to end fast so he did not say anything.

Autumn is up next as Lee Kai Wen stood between the air conditioner blowing at full power.

"Is this what it feels like?" Lee Kai Wen said as red, orange and yellow leaves drift with the wind round him.

Too bad that this is all in his imagination as the leaves that are round him are actually brown, he even spotted a few green leaves mixed in.

'Well I can't blame them for this; there aren't any leaves of those colours here.' Lee Kai Wen thought as he picked up a brown leaf and took a sniff.

BLERREGH

WHY DOES THIS SMELL LIKE DOG SHIT?!

Lee Kai Wen asked as he threw the leaf away, his friends gave him a weird look and before answering…

"Sorry, we actually wanted to add cat shit to it, but we couldn't find any."

Sometimes ignoring is the best medicine… well, that is what Lee Kai Wen thought anyway as he moved on to winter.

The cold wind blew onto his face as he was being stripped down into nothing, his friends then poured liquid nitrogen round him as the floor began to freeze.

"You four…"

Lee Kai Wen couldn't comprehend how his friends set up all of this in such a short time, but that doesn't change the fact that he is freezing to death.

Lim Zhen Cong clapped in amazement after seeing his students little skit, he then tied all five of them to the window and told them. "Now let me show you what is tropical."

He then pushed them out from the window as they shouted out loud with tears coming out from their eyes…

HELP US!

End of week 60.