43 Face Problem

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Just like it had been for the past forty-three chapters Tan Han Sheng is being rejected by the girls round him due to John Ng's tinkering.

"Damn it, almost half of the novel is done yet I still can't get a girlfriend!" Tan Han Sheng said with tears flowing down his eyes like a river.

"It is because you are ugly."

"You don't have a personality."

"You are not the main character."

"Humans don't have interest in monkeys, wait no it should be an eraser."

After hearing his friend's comments on the matter, Tan Han Sheng swings his arms around to beat them up as he shouted. "I'm a human, not an eraser!"

AHHHH!

A few minutes later, Tan Han Sheng is sitting on John Ng's back thinking about what they had just told him while as the rest are lying on the ground presumably dead.

"What you all said might be true…" Tan Han Sheng mumbled to himself on top of John Ng.

From underneath his ass, John Ng let out a laugh as he told Tan Han Sheng that he must accept the fact that he is an eraser.

"Be done with the eraser and rubber thing already, I'm talking about my face." Tan Han Sheng said after squishing John Ng face even more with his ass.

Tan Han Sheng finally stood up from his "seat" and took a mirror out. The mirror perfectly reflected his handsome face and there is where he truly found his answer to his problem.

"Girls don't want a handsome guy… They want somebody cute!"

"The perfect person to cuddle with like a teddy bear on the bed, that overwhelming cuteness will make her love me, even more, every morning she sees me beside her." Tan Han Sheng said as he started to imagine his future.

The rest of them nodded in agreement with Tan Han Sheng which shocked him, and then Tan Han Sheng asked them what they are actually thinking.

"An eraser with a picture on it might be cute just like the ones that we used to play when we are kids." Koh Zi Hong said as he took out an eraser from his pencil box.

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"I am not an eraser; I am an H U M A N!" Tan Han Sheng said as he beats up Koh Zi Hong.

Without anyone noticing John Ng took Koh Zi Hong's eraser and a photo of Tan Han Sheng away secretly. He then found a random girl and asked her who she would like to have sex with?

"Umm… I will go for the eraser." The girl said shyly.

HEY ETERNAL VIRGIN YOU LOST TO AN ERASER!

Tan Han Sheng finally gave up, when he was about to jump out of the window Koh Zi Hong pulled him back and gave him a bag with something heavy in it.

"This is your idea of helping me?" Tan Han Sheng who is now wearing an eraser cosplay asked as he grabbed Koh Zi Hong's skull tightly.

Koh Zi Hong tried to laugh as he wanted to point out the picture of Hitomi-chan that he added on the front of the cosplay, but his head felt like it was going to burst at any second.

"Fine, I will try this…" Tan Han Sheng said as he let goes of Koh Zi Hong's bleeding head and walked towards the previous girl.

In his hand there are eight different types of erasers in between his fingers as he gave them to the girl then he asked her. "Would you like to be my girlfriend?"

"I prefer a pencil."

End of week 44.