61 Censorship

"Hey, do you all think that it is weird when we say fuck the word got replaced into #$%$?" Chong Xi Kang asked as he continued to swear nonstop.

The rest of them nodded in agreement and decided to do an experiment about censorship and swear words.

Fuck.

Cunt.

Damn it.

Cocksucker.

Ass Face.

Shithead.

Wanker.

Go Fuck Yourself.

"I already did…"

Holy Shit.

"It is in the toilet."

Cyak blyat.

Putang ina mo.

"Looks like our experiment is a success, nothing got replaced yet." Lee Kai Wen said seriously as his friends continued the experiment.

Lim Zhen Cong suddenly appeared beside them with a disappointed look on his face as he told them. "No, no, no, you kid are still young."

"Of course it wouldn't be censored now, but if we get a comic or manga deal, live-action series, and anime. All of this would be gone."

Koh Zi Hong lifted up his hand and asked Lim Zhen Cong. "I used putang ina mo and cyka blyat. I believe that those shouldn't be censored as those are foreign swear words.

"International release would fix this problem."

THUD

Koh Zi Hong laid on the floor sobbing as he hugged Hitomi-chan. He mumbled to himself. "It will be fine, this novel will never get popular, stop reading you cyka!"

Everyone including the author nodded in agreement with Koh Zi Hong's statement.

(Fuck, even I agree with this shit?)

"Bastards, what should we do now almost half of this chapter is filled with the word fuck, cunt, bitch, shit and my personal favourite holy fucking shit it is a bald teacher." Chong Xi Kang said.

PAK

"You can start by stop swearing you piece of shit." Lim Zhen Cong said as he beats up Chong Xi Kang with his back scratcher.

"FUCK ALL OF YOU DUMBASSES STOP TALKING; THIS CHAPTER IS GOING FUCKING NOWHERE!" Lee Kai Wen shouted as he gave everyone a middle finger.

"DO YOU ALL WANT FUCKING DOGSHIT THIS CHAPTER TO BE BANNED?"

FUCK.

FUCK.

FUCK.

FUCK.

FUCK.

"Stop swearing you little bitch, the whole chapter is going to be filled with swear words soon." Tan Han Sheng voiced you.

"Do you want this crappy novel to be banned instead?" Tan Han Sheng said as he knocked some sense into Lee Kai Wen.

After he calmed down Lee Kai Wen said.

"Fuck this shit, I'm out."

End of week 61.

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