23 Attendances

"Can anyone come out and help me take the attendances of the class?"

Lim Zhen Cong, who is holding a few pieces of paper that are stapled together asks the class as his eyes scanned round looking for someone to help him.

His gaze fell onto the noisiest group in class, "Come out now and help me, HEY DON'T PRETEND THAT YOU DIDN'T SEE ME!"

Without any other choice, they forced out Koh Zi Hong as a representative to take the attendances of the class.

As they look at Koh Zi Hong leaving the all suddenly have the same thought surfacing in their mind. 'Will that idiot be fine?' the all asked themselves at the same time Lim Zhen Cong hands, Koh Zi Hong, the papers.

Contrary to what they expect, Koh Zi Hong didn't screw up instead, he actually did quite well.

When it is finally time for Koh Zi Hong to take the attendances for his friends, he noticed something odd like there was a piece of the puzzle missing or a dick without sperm.

"Where is John?" Koh Zi Hong asked his friends, the three of them looked around and finally notices that one of them is missing all along.

"I thought he was in the toilet."

"I thought he got caught by the police."

"No that should be Xi Kang. John is just a pervert while this guy here is an exhibitionist."

DAMN YOU LEE KAI WEN!

Chong Xi Kang and Lee Kai Wen started to fight with each other, punches are being thrown around until Lee Kai Wen noticed an opportunity and twisted both of Chong Xi Kang's nipples.

STOP OR BLOOD IS GOING TO LEAK OUT!

Seeing that Chong Xi Kang had finally learned his lesson about never leaving your nipples exposed, Lee Kai Wen let go off Chong Xi Kang's nipples but before that he gave him one final twist.

"We are actually pretty shocked that you didn't screw up." said Tan Han Sheng as he pointed at the papers in Koh Zi Hong's hands.

Koh Zi Hong slammed the papers onto the table and glares at Tan Han Sheng while saying. "Fuck, I'm not that stupid."

"No, no, no all of you had been looking from the wrong angle."

"What do you mean?" All four of them asked Lim Zhen Cong who just walk by them while on his way to the toilet.

"Taking attendances do not have anything to do with studying, just look at this." As soon as Lim Zhen Cong finishes what he wanted to say, he fished out a piece of paper and puts it on the table for all to see.

Physics Test 2019 paper 1

Name: Koh Zi Hong

Class: 4S2

Score: 0

Teacher's note: This is a multiple choice test… WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!

"I get it now as long as it doesn't have to do with studying he can function like a normal human." Tan Han Sheng said as a light bulb light up on his head.

"Bastard, what do you mean by function like a normal human?!" Koh Zi Hong shouted as he grabbed Tan Han Sheng by his shirt collar.

FUCK LET'S JUST ALL FIGHT TO END THIS CHAPTER!

YEAH

And so they fight.

That is all.

Do you want something about John Ng?

XD

No.

End of week 25.