Kebab

"Come again?... You what again?"

Sona asked as now rightly chastised Serafell sit on the ground before Sona, who sat on the couch with an expression that went from annoyed to outright thunderous, to face that said she no longer have any fucks to give...

Still, after long and intermittent conversation because of Serafell's hiccups, Sona thought she already had all of it...

"You kissed Aegis... Because you wanted to get together with me, through him... Is that right?"

Sona asked, making Serafell sadly nod...

Sona sighed, but then a pulsing vein on her forehead appeared...

"You... You pig-headed woman who is, unfortunately, my onee-sama and one of four Satan's, couldn't you just gather all information before acting?! For Satan's sake, you are supposed to be head of Devil diplomatic branch!"

Sona screamed as all willpower seemed to evaporate...

"AND YOU TWO! CAN YOU JUST FOR SECOND ACT SERIOUSLY?!"

"I-Im sowwwrry, Sona..."

"Heh."

Sona's eyes thundered as something foreign and awful rose in her heart when she watched how close those two were, how Rias sat on Aegis lap, seeming to have the time of her life no matter how much she tried to hide it, Sona was Rias childhood friend, she knew Rias more than Rias knew herself, and thus knew that there was being something born in Rias as Sona watched Rias embarrassed face that hid the joy she just felt...

"At least stop rubbing your mouth on Rias' ears, Aegis!"

Sona exasperatedly said, giving up on holding any pretense of seriousness as if she could, the sole person who seemed at least a little serious was Ravel Phenex who Sona could feel being totally done, just like her, Sona almost pitied the girl...

Almost, if Sona still had any fucks to give...

"And you, Akeno... Stop rubbing your cow breaths on Aegis's arm!"

"Ara, but I do belong to Master for five years, and im a good girl, and like a good girl, I need to make sure that Master feels good, isn't that right, M-A-S-T-E-R?"

Akeno whispered to Aegis's ear as she flicked her tongue a little, making Akeno's tongue touch Aegis's ear...

"...You should know that thanks to Neo, im immune to this..."

Aegis deadpanned said to Akeno who upon realization pouted, but Aegis could see a fire being lit in Akeno's eyes as if she took that as a challenge...

"Mouuu... All are enjoying but me..."

Serafell mumbled with a pout, still, inside her head, she was confused by what they meant when Akeno said she belonged to Aegis, as Serafell knew she was still Rias Queen...

Still, watching them, Serafell calmed down little, as she recognized that Rias and Akeno don't seem to have a problem with the man's acts.

"You be quiet."

Sona grounded out as Serafell's eyes suddenly watered...

"Beeee! So-tan doesn't like me anymore! So-tan, don't be angry at onee-sama!!!!"

Serafell bawled out as she suddenly hugged Sona's legs, making Sona panic as she tried to pry Serafell away, to no wail as she couldn't match Satan's power...

After a while, things calmed down, at least little with how much Serafell's character could permit with Serafell being so... Energetic, or rather chaotic...

"And what first kiss? I know you kissed someone previously, especially..."

Sona wanted to say me, but stopped as she, with a dread, remembered how Serafell stole some of the kisses from her, the sole saving grace was that all of them were chaste kisses on lips...

"Mouu, you make me feel some kiss, public lady! Just for you to know, the sole people I kissed were friends and it was more like a greeting! And you don't count! I kissed you like a sister!"

Serafell pouted as she knew if she tried to kiss Sona differently, not just it would make Sona angry, but Serafell wasn't sure if she could hold herself from assaulting her Sona, she was patient, but Serafell knew her sin being Lust made it all worse, especially when she was asexual before Sona was born, how a Lust Devil could be an asexual was not something other's know-how worked, but Serafell was glad for it as it meant she would have her first with So-tan! Her So-tan! But now she got to know she kissed that guy without any reason??!!!

"...I see..."

"You must think your sister is a pervert, right..."

Serafell mumbled, the other people in the room forgotten to be the sisters, but as Sona didn't know what to say, Aegis took pity on both of them as he could see Serafell truly feel bad for making Sona feel so bad and for Sona who seemed to be uncomfortable with the topic...

"You know... Im together with my sisters and mother who is now expecting my child..."

Aegis lightly said, making Rias in his lap freeze, even Akeno's mouth that seemed to be too near his neck froze in mid-air...

"What?! Really?! Like really?!"

Serafell asked with wide and excited eyes as if she saw a kindred soul, Sona for her matter facepalmed, but little glad she no longer needed to answer to Serafell, but at the same time thankful to Aegis as she saw him wink at her, somehow making her face gain little pink color as she looked to the side, no longer wanting to look at him as her chest thumped...

But the more Sona listened to Aegis speaking about his family, which seemed to be made out of just females, and with who Aegis seemed to be intimately in the relationship, the more Sona's dread raised as she saw the almost manic grin on Serafell's face...

"Alright! It's done! Sona! Marry Aegis so I can marry him too so we can be together!"

"WHAT?!"

Sona screamed as she didn't understand how Serafell even came to such a conclusion, or rather the very flawed logic if it could be even called logic...

"You heard him, right? In his kingdom, it's alright to get married! Like this, the old geezers couldn't be against it!"

"You didn't even know what his kingdom is or if it existed! All you heard is that he married his family and that's all!!!"

Sona, exasperatedly said as she watched the almost manic grin on her sister's face.

Aegis watched the sister's debate, or rather screaming fight, where one seemed to be almost dead set on marrying them both to him, and the other saying how stupid her logic is...

"So... You are Ravel, right, how old are you? Are you going to school like Rias there?"

Aegis asked as he ignored the screaming sister duo as he looked at the girl, who seemed as if she wanted to fade out of reality.

"Er, I mean, I would be thirteen this year and... And no, im not going into a school like Gremory heiress..."

Ravel managed to stumble out as she was trying to evade the ice blue eyes that made her feel so small...

Ravel never felt such feeling, or rather felt, but not from humans, something that made her very confused, as powerful humans were rare, especially when they didn't belong to any know faction...

"I see, and what about the human world, how do you like it?"

Aegis gently asked as his big brother persona came out as Ravel reminded him of some younger girls that were his sister's, not in appearance, even if she looked similar to Mittelt, or now that he thought about it, Bonesaw aka Riley Davis, Morgana's Le Fay descendant who was now with Taylor...

No, Ravel reminded Aegis of how his little sisters tried to behave so maturely even at their young age, how cute they looked when they tried to look dignified as members of the Schnee family...

And Ravel was the same, young girl whose mental maturity was too big for her age, and something Aegis found as pity as children were the most innocent thing, no matter the race...

Ravel, for her matter, was gobsmacked with how this Aegis ignored Satan Leviathan-sama and seemed to speak with her!

"Hm, well, why don't you tell me something about yourself? After all, it's rare to find Phoenix hybrids, I wonder what Fawkes will say when he sees you."

"Fawkes?"

Ravel asked as something made her feel strange, the very name seemed to make her curiosity pick to a hundred percent.

"Ah, yes, I didn't tell you did I, Fawkes, our resident Phoenix that is lazing in my mansion."

""""....WHAT?!"""

It was not just Ravel who screamed in surprise at Aegis's words as even Serafell and Sona, who until now were in heated debate, looked at Aegis in shock.

"Don't look at me like that, if not for his immortality, I would make that little annoying flying fire turkey into a shish kebab."

Aegis said as memories of smug-looking Phoenix appeared in his head, just how many times has Aegis already killed that little shit? The sole reason Aegis didn't imprison the fire turkey in some anti teleportation cage was because of Luna and Harriet liked it, especially when that little shit knew where to go when he annoyed Aegis enough, always hiding behind his sister's backs...

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"Where are you going?"

"...Drink something..."

Taylor watched as Tattletale or Lisa groggily walked from the TV they now were watching, and in truth, Taylor couldn't fault her...

"...You know what, me too..."

Taylor said as she watched the TV and shuddered as she quickly stood up and followed Lisa, leaving behind Bonesaw or Riley who sat on Siberian's leg as she was shivering from what she saw, even the normally unbothered Siberian had uncompressing expression...

And how could someone blame them, when today was the day Endbringer sirens made themselves know and attack on the Canberra was made by none other than Simurgh, the Hope Killer, that wouldn't make Lisa wish to get herself drunk to oblivion, not after seeing the strange shit around Taylor, no the reason was other...

None other than The Simurgh herself who rather than standardly attack the city levitated above the city, outside of most capes attack ranges as she held an enormous big pole with big, bit white flag in one hand and in other a sign...

And on the sign was something that made even Taylor wish to drink herself to oblivion...

"Im surrendering to Schnee's hands..."

And gigantic, not just enormous, but a gigantic grin on the normally aloof-looking angel...

A grin that sent shivers to everybody, especially Taylor who already hoped to get a little of a break...

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