3 Madara is Slapped

Madara was standing in front of the Ame Hospital when he was stuck with a thought of how he is going to pay for all of this, he can't go around erasing people's memories and even erasing people. Suddenly his eyes narrowed on the box which baby Kakuzu was holding, he was stuck with an idea. Madara was trying to take the wooden box from sleeping baby Kakuzu, after much effort he was successful. Opening the box and taking the money in the box, he snuck the box back in the baby's hand. Counting the amount he was glad that it would suffice for the hospital visit.

Entering the hospital, he gave the attendant a glare saying that he needs a doctor for the kids. The attendant saw the kids in the wheelbarrow and narrowed her eyes in suspicion but she directed him towards the doctor.

The doctor on seeing the kids called few nurses to get them cleaned and diapered. Once the nurses took the babies, the doctor directed his attention towards the person before him.

"Sir, from what I am understanding that these are all your kids."

Madara just nodded in reply without saying anything.

"Sir I understand that you have an active physical life but I would recommend practicing control especially for someone in your age. I would also recommend getting tested for STD's."

If looks could kill the doctor would have been killed many times over. The more the doctor talked, the more his control slipped. Madara was so close to snapping the doctor in half like a twig when the door opened and in came the nurses with the kids who were now awake, cleaned and powdered.

The doctor examined them one by one and gave them the necessary immunization shots. Before handing them to the nurses, who gave the babies bottled milk, burping them and putting them to sleep.

The doctor said to Madara;

"Sir, your children are healthy. You need to keep up with their immunization schedule. I would recommend that you change the wheelbarrow to an actual baby trolley. I would also recommend that their mothers take care of them. Now your children diet compose of milk only, you should get appropriate clothes for them. The ones you brought wouldn't suffice."

Madara with a straight face and with complete confidence told the doctor the excuse that he brought the cloaks because the babies grow fast, so they will grow into it. He remembered it from his time as a kid when his mother said the kids grow fast. The doctor on hearing this sweat-dropped.

Madara took the brats leaving the hospital in hurry. He went to the local grocery store and went to the milk shelf, he was unaware that the kids shouldn't be given dairy milk. Standing before the shelf was a woman with a brat of her own, ignoring her he said;

'I want milk". The woman turned around and on seeing him slapped him before leaving, Madara was shocked not even his own mother slapped him looking for the woman he saw that she already left. Trying to control his anger, he grabbed 2 milk cartons and went to the counter. At the counter he remembered that he wanted the thing the babies were now wearing, not knowing the name of it, he asked the female at the counter that he needed underwear. The female glared at him and slapped him on the opposite side of the face where he was slapped before. Getting fed up with being slapped, his hands went to his sword but he became aware of all the people watching him. He left the store with the brats and milk cartons. On reaching an empty area, he wiped the area clean to satiate his anger.

Calming himself he thought of what his next step should be. Hashirama's picture came to the forefront of his mind, he remembered that Hashi was good at taking care of children, but there was no Hashirama now.

Then he was overcome with another great idea, why doesn't he hand the brats to the Kyuubi jinchuuriki and his village while he observes from the near distance, Afterall Hashi and Uzumaki had similar qualities. Making up his mind he started his journey towards Konoha.