5 Flirting with Madara

He was just an hour distance away from the village when he remembered that he couldn't take the babies surrounded by Akatsuki clothes, it will be suspicious. Taking a shortcut to a small village on the outskirts of Konoha, he entered a clothing store reverting to his male form in case he needed to threaten someone, his on form is quite threatening and intimidating.

The female clerk at the counter greeted him with a wink. She approached him and said;

" Why, Hello there. Handsome? What do you need maybe I can be of assistance".

Madara was glad that at least she wasn't hitting him or calling him a psychiatric patient. He asked her for some clothes for the kids. She looked at him in surprise, since she can't see any kid with him. Unknown to her Madara left the kids with his clone.

She asked him how old the kids were and how many clothes did he want. Madara shrugged saying that he wants 11 sets of male clothes and 1 set of female clothes. The lady took a deep breath relaxing thinking that he was a generous man taking the clothes for orphans since all the people in Elemental Nations usually have 1-2 kids. Asking him about their size, Madara extended his two index fingers in her direction with a gap between that and then said confidently; "This is their size".

The lady sweatdropped at the man in front of her thinking perhaps he doesn't have much intelligence quotient to match his looks. Coming to her on conclusions based on what he was saying, she showed him the t-shirts shelves.

Madara picked up a white shirt with a snake on it for baby Orochimaru, an orange shirt with loli-pops for baby Obito, a yellow shirt with a bomb for baby Deidara, a brown shirt with a marionette doll for baby Sasori, a white shirt with multiple dangos for baby Yahiko, a shirt with a garden print for Nagato, a fish shirt for Kisame, a white shirt with a kitten and a puppet for Itachi, a cactus shirt for Zetsu, black shirt with money for Kakuzu, a white shirt with symbols for Hidan and a blue ruffled shirt of Konan. After taking the shirts to the counter, he finally caught on to what he was doing, how he spent so much thought in choosing the shirts.

The lady at the counter checked the items and received the money. She was surprised that the man was also loaded, thinking quickly she made calf eyes at him saying that maybe they should catch up in a nearby cafe.

But Madara glared at her and said no need. She tried in vain saying that they should discuss those orphan kids for who he was bringing clothes. Madara continued glaring and said that they are all his grandkids and are not orphans. Stepping back in shock, her jaw dropped she was flirting with a man old enough to be her grandfather.

Madara left her standing there in shock. Coming back to the brats location, he dispelled his clone. He took out the shirts and put them on the babies. The shirt was long reaching their knees. He took the Akatsuki cloaks and stored them in a scroll. Before heading back to Konoha under disguise.