6 I HAVE A WIFE! WTF! REALLY! WOOHOO(1)
After Joe and Sanlong got out of the heist,They quickly moved towards the Nameless Clan Headquarters.They had to report the insidiousness of Quanqing and also about the power of So called "Waste Spirit TOOL".The headquarters could be called as An Marvel of Architecture with 4 building Attached Side by Side forming a Pyramid Like Shape with A all connected to Small Pyramidial Top, which was actually quite Big…
The four Buildings were The Four Halls Of Nameless Clan which were as Follows… The Administrative Hall,The Combat Hall,Finance Hall and Miscellaneous Hall,with Pyradmidial Top being the Chamber of Clan Master.
While the Spirit Disk was Flying Fast..Joe felt no effect of Sharp Winds…he was quite Comfortable and amazed by the use of Cultivation Energy, as he has used the Energy as A body cover.He was imagining,if he had this energy in his previous world he would be Immortal AND his Dragon Demon Reincarnation Process would have been Much Easier.Sanlong could sense that his brother was thinking something,so he did something which Shocked Joe so much That he almost fell from height of 20 stories.
"OYE,OYE LITTLE TIGER! YOU THINKING ABOUT YOUR WIFU"
Joe was interrupted and he regained his activeness,when he realized the Word,"Wife"!
"EH! WIFU??,NOPE,DO I HAVE A WIFU?"
Sanlong could see that his BROTHER's Amnesia was working its devilry again, he punched him on head again, and this was what caused Joe to almost fall from Disk Which was flying at a height of 20 storey and Almost Sub sonic Speed.
"SANLONG,SON OF DOG! WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?"
When suddenly another influx of memories came,In which there was A girl, Small Lips,Rosey Cheeks, Pearly Teeth,Oval Face and Little Chubby Body and Big Beautiful Eyes with Skin as fair As Snow.She was none other than LingLing,who was Fiance of "TIANLONG",the little playmate and love of TIAN's life.The reason the previous Spirit was so tensed,because he had to face a fight with his love rival..Su clan's SU JINPING, who was really Throne in his flesh and never gave away any oppurtunity of Criticizing him after his So called "FAILURE!".Lingling who was also the daughter of Li clan's Master, was forced by her parents to Leave TIANLONG and this has caused Much Frustration in the GREENWIND CITY,where all of these clans were congregated.To solve this issue,TIANLONG's father decided to conduct a battle between both of them, in hope of either awakening TIAN's hidden power,if there was any, or else giving his a Proud death of Perishing for Love.
(WELL! JOE'S FIANCEE IS A CHUBBY LOLI WITH BOOBIES! COMPLETELY LEGAL! XD)
And Coincidentally, only 3 days remained from the Fight.
All of this made Joe Quite Excited,Happy yet Tensed. He was happy because he gained Another Human Target, Excited because he may fullfill his wish of Settling Down and Tensed because He was afraid that his father may Recognize that He was a BEER in a Wine Glass.Being Bored, He Asked POLA to Emerge..
AIEN HEH HEH HEN,AIN HE HE HE
"NAMASTE,MASTER.WHY CARE FOR TROUBLE,WHEN POLA IS HERE TO SHOOT IT"…
BANG!
BANG!
BANG!
Pola the funny Chap,was mimicking Joe's original avatar from Earth, The Chain Ring Boots,Scarf,HAT and Gun,which Fired Colorful bullets Only Joe could see,who definately found it very Funny.
"POLA IS THERE ANY WAY TO GET MAP OF WHOLE OF GREENWIND CITY?"
"OF COURSE SIR! IF YOU GIVE ME HELL CREDITS,I CAN EVEN SHOW YOU MAP OF WHOLE OF REALM!!"
Joe was perplexed,for Map was a very Common item,still Pola ASKED him for Hell Credits.
"GOOD!,BUT,MAP SHOULD BE VERY CHEAP ITEM FOR THE ONE FROM CITY OF NARAKA,WHY DOES IT COSTS HELL CREDITS….WHEN WE ARE IN LOW REALM?"
"SIR! DO YOU THINK, MY MAPS ARE ORDINARY,THEY ARE SPECIAL MAPS WHICH CAN POINT OUT ANY THING OF WHICHEVER PLACE IT IS!THINK ABOUT IT! WHAT IF YOU GOT A LEGENDARY MAP,WHICH CAN POINT OUT ALL THE BATHHOUSES WHERE BEAUTIES WASH THEMSELVES? WHAT IF YOU GOT A MAP,WHICH CAN SHOW ALL AMMO STORAGES,TREASURE HOUSES? WHAT IF YOU GOT THE MAP,WHICH SHOW YOU ALL THE BURIED TREASURES?WHAT IF YOU GOT THE MAP,WHICH CAN INSTANTLY SEND YOU TO LOCATION YOU WANT?"
Joe was amazed,but he did not feel specially effected,when suddenly something Struck onto his Mind!
"WAIT! YOU SAID! A MAP WHICH CAN SHOW ANY LOCATION AND TELEPORT TO ANY LOCATION I POINT OUT?"
"AHEM!"
Nodding his Little Ghostly Cute head! Pola Nodded in Affirmation.
"BUT! SIR, DUE TO YOUR LOW LEVEL! IT MAY BE DANGEROUS! FOR WHAT WILL HAPPEN,IF YOU LAND IN A TRAPPING FORMATION IN THE TREASURY?
OR A POWERFUL CULTIVATOR CATCHES YOUR VOYEURING...
OR A BEAST ATTACKS YOU IN MIDDLE OF YOUR RETURN FOR IT TAKES 10 SECS TO GO BACK,DUE TO THE RESTRICTIONS..."
Well..Joe was feeling Like Someone pushed him into cold water when he was Enjoying BEER in BAR...all of the excitement! GOT POOF!
"THAT IS REALLY AN ISSUE,POLA! I DO FEEL WE WILL BE SERIOUSLY TROUBLED IF I DID NOT USE THIS FEATURE CAREFULLY! STILL,I LOVE THIS FEATURE,HOW MUCH IT WILL COST?"
"WELL! SIR,YOU HAD 1510 HELL CREDITS LEFT! AFTER LAST PURCHASE..MAP WILL COST 100+TELEPORTATION FEE AND IF YOU WANT MORE EXTRA FEATURES,WELL YOU WILL NEED TO PAY MORE!"
Joe was surprised when he HEARD, "EXTRA FEATURES!"
"TELL ME ABOUT IT! POLA!, I WILL TIP YOU IF YOU GIVE ME ANY EXTRA INFO"
"SIR! EXTRA FEATURES INCLUDE, COMPLETE VOYEURISM FOR 1 HOUR...COMPLETE LAYOUT FOR ONE HOUR...COMPLETE STATS FOR 1 HOUR"
"WELL! POLA, CG(1) TOLD ME THAT YOU ARE INBUILT NAVIGATION SYSTEM AND ADVISOR...WHAT IS WITH THIS "COMPLETE" SETUP?"
A Screen appeared Before Joe's Eyes, which had following sentences, which later changed fates of some PEOPLE,were written:
COMPLETE VOYEUR: "IGNORES WALLS,SPELLS AND ALL KIND OF BARRIERS,USER CAN SEE WHATEVER HAPPENING AT THE PLACE DECIDED BY USER...LIMIT:5 HRS,COST:10 HC/HR (upgradable)
COMPLETE LAYOUT:"IGNORES WALLS,SPELLS AND ALL KIND OF BARRIERS,USER CAN SEE HIDDEN PLACES PRESENT AT THE LOCATION,INCLUDING TRAPS AND SECRET ROOMS....LIMIT:5.5 HRS,COST:10 HC/HR
COMPLETE STATS:"SHOWES HIDDEN FACTS, ABOUT THE TARGET! INCLUDING DIRTY SECRETS (WILL DIFFER ACCORDING TO SITUATION....LIMIT:100 TARGETS PER DAY,COST:ABSOLUTELY FREE IN LOWER REALMS,EXCEPT EACH DIRTY SECRET WILL COST 1 HELL CREDITS.
Well, Joe Felt Happiness and Sadness At Same Time...for He had to Use The Precious Hell Credits Every Time...he used his Abilities. He would not have been Hurt if his hell Credits were in
Tens of Thousands..the issue was He had only Some Thousand Hell Credits left..which were extremely Low.
"MASTER,YOU ARE ONLY A NOOBIE DEMON HUNTER..WHICH GREAT PERSON HAS NOT SEEN STRUGGLES IN HIS LIFE.EVEN LORD YAMA, WHO IS SON OF THE SUN GOD HAD TO FACE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS ALONG WITH DERISIONS DUE TO HIS FIERCE AND FRIGHTENING LOOKS....
JUST COPE UP SIR AND THINK WAYS TO USE THESE ABILITIES TO THEIR FULL POTENTIAL..YOUR ADVISOR ME IS ALWAYS WITH YOU..."
Pola While Nodding his Small Little Head said these wise Words..which Made Joe get some mental Backup.He Desummoned Pola to get Some Time to Think. When SANLONG called him..
"OYE! OYE! LITTLE PRINCE TIAN, WE ARE HERE AT THE HEADQUARTERS FATHER WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU.WELL,MANY OTHER PEOPLE WILL BE ALSO WAITING FOR YOU...THE REASON "YOU KNOW WHY". SO JUST BUCK UP..I FEEL YOUR SPIRIT TOOL HAS A SUPREME POTENTIAL..WE WILL SURELY BE ABLE TO WIN SELECTIONS...AND YOU WILL SURELY BE ABLE TO WIN THE BET WITH THAT BASTARD JINPING,AFTER ALL YOU WILL SURELY FIGHT IN PRELIMNARY ROUNDS WITH HIM."
Joe was quite impressed with the Words of Sanlong, A feeling of Brother Hood Which he Missed In Bloody Wild West was felt by him due to the Concern Showed By Sanlong. Slowly Spirit Disk Landed in Front of The Headquarters and well A New Situation Was About to Emerge.
