3 CHAPTER 3- WHEN YOU ARE SURROUNDED, JUST SHOOT EM’ UP(1)

After Joe and Sanlong landed they were not very much welcomed, moreover were surrounded by more than 20 spirit cultivators and their leader.(Why the hell this happens in every good novel?Fuck ! I am sick of it, yet I have to add this.)

"HA HA HA HA HA! TIANLONG AND SANLONG TWO SNAKES IN HIDE OF A DRAGON. ONE FAILS TO ACCOMPLISH HIS MISSION, OTHER FAILS TO GET A GOOD SPIRIT TOOL."

"YOU JUST SHUTUP! QUANGQUIN, I COMPLETED MY MISSION AND RETURNED WITH THE RESULTS AND WHETHER SPIRIT TOOL OF MY BRO IS USELESS IS NOT UP TO DECIDED BY YOU."

Joe was already pissed off due to Yama's joke and then punches of Sanlong, now he had to encounter a sissy like this. His Gunslinger self got berserk.

"WHO ARE YOU BASTARD?.WITH TRIANGULAR EYES LIKE SNAKE, NARROW MOUTH AND BITCH TALK. I WILL TELL YOU HOW USEFUL IS MY GUN. AFTER I FIRE WITH IT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN SHALL APPRECIATE IT."

This person named Quangqin was weasel faced, skinny, pale youth with triangular eyes, with in same cultivation realm as Joe. Just because Joe's tool was Gun, he became more preferred one by elders, as His weapon was a Black Fire Tiger, a High Rarity Spirit Construct.

"OH! SO THAT WEIRD CLUB SHAPED TOOL HAS SOME USE! WHY DON'T YOU SHOW US? IF YOU CAN'T THEN YOU WILL HAVE TO DIE AS I CAN'T TOLERATE ANY COMPETITION WHETHER IT IS FROM AN ANT OR TIGER."

Sanlong was furious too.

"QUANGQUIN , IT IS AGAINST THE RULES OF THE CLAN."

"WHAT FUCKING RULES! NO ONE KNOWS YOU ARE BEING SURROUNDED BY ME. WHAT A BAD SHIT LUCK YOU HAVE JUST DYING JUST AT A MEASLY DISTANCE FROM YOUR DESTINATION. DON'T WORRY I WILL SEND YOU TO YOUR FINAL ONE"

"THESE TWENTLY BROTHERS HERE ARE TO HOLD YOU, WHILE THIS BRAVE ME,SHALL RIP OFF THAT ITSY BITY CAT-SNAKE.

Joe was not in a very good mood. So he decided to shoot this weasel faced. But no matter how he tried his Revolver never fired.

"FUCK!!WHY THE HELL IS THIS JAMMED!!"

"YAMA! YOU WANT ME SO MUCH HUH, BLACK BITCH!"

Sanlong, then noticed Joe's revolver, then asked him.

"OYE OYE TIAN, WHAT IS THIS. USE THE SPIRIT TOOL, ATLEAST YOU CAN HIT THEM WITH IT, WHEN YOUR "GUN" IS NOT WORKING"

"WHO THE FUCK HERE WILL TELL ME, WHAT IS SPIRIT TOOL."

Sanlong was now really sure, his brother suffered from a Goddamn amnesia. He then just did one thing. With all his power he could muster , enough to not kill Sanlong , he punched on his head, and Voila! Something happened.

"FUCK YOU SANLONG!"

As world became dark in front of Joe, he cursed Sanlong from depths of his heart.

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Joe woke up in a place very familiar to him. A large Dark hall with Seats on the two sides. With a Golden throne at end of it, placed much above everything else. It was quite strange because he can hear the cries of souls on left side and laughter of maidens, song sof nightingale on right.

"AHHH!FUCK!YAMA BITCH!WHERE THE HELL DID YOU SENT ME! NOW I AM BACK, IT MEANS I AM DEAD AGAIN. I AM SURE TRICKED BY YOU."

"WHO SAID YOU ARE DEAD!"

A solemn deep voice emerged from darkness with paper sheets and pen floating before him. A sharp faced, straight nosed man with Dark skin colour, straight back and good height walked before Joe.

"YOU SHOULD NOT CURSE THE LORD! AS HE SAVED YOU FROM DEVIL, OR ELSE WHETHER YOU WERE FRAMED FOR KILLING 1000 MORTALS OR NOT, YOU WOULD HAVE TO SUFFER FOR ETERNITY WITH NO HOPE FOR REBIRTH."

"THEN WHAT IS THIS FEELING WHICH IS CONSTANTLY HAUNTING ME NOW. BITCH! YOU SENT ME INTO BODY OF A TITSUCKING BOY. HUH! THIS IS THE RESULTS AFTER I COMPLETED THE DEMON DRAGON REINCARNATION."

The man replied.

"FIRST OF ALL, I AM NOT BITCH!ME IS THE RECORD KEEPER OF SIN AND VIRTUE, LIFE OR DEATH, CHITRAGUPTA! SECOND , WITH COMPLETING THIS PROCESS YOU ATLEAST NOW CAN MAKE UP FOR YOUR LIFE. THIRD! YOU ARE IN NARKA, THE PURGATORY SO YOU HAD TO SUFFER THE PAIN, BUT THE LIFE WHICH YOU ARE GOING TO LIVE SHALL BE WORTH IT. FOURTH! I AM SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE, BUT YOU HAD TO DO THE TIGER DEMON REINCARNATION PROCESS, BUT YOU COMPLETED THE REQUIREMENTS FOR DEMON DRAGON ONE ! HENCE THE MEMORIES OF BODY COULDN'T BE TRANSFERRED TO YOU FOR THE MOMENT AND WE HAD NO WAY TO MAKE THE CONNECTION UNTIL YOU WERE PASSED OUT OR IN DREAM REALM.

BUT HERE YOU ARE NOW, SO I SHALL GIVE BACK THE MEMORIES AND EXPLAIN THE SPECIAL PRIVILEGES YOU GOT BEING SPECIAL ENVOY OF YAMA. YOUR BLACK REVOLVER HAS BEEN MODIFIED, SO YOU CAN DEAL WITH THE DEMONS ESCAPED FROM HELL TRINITY WITH 6 SPECIAL BULLETS, ACTIVATED IN FRONT OF DARK SOUL, AND SIX COMMON BULLETS IN FRONT OF COMMON SOULS.

DUE TO AFFINITY WITH BODY'S POWER , YOUR REVOLVER CAN COMBINE WITH IT AND FORM THE HEAVEN FIRE ,DEATH TSUNDERING GUN WHICH SHALL ONLY BE USABLE AFTER CERTAIN POWER LEVEL.

WE SHALL ALSO GRANT YOU THE SERVICE OF DUTA, THE HELL ANGEL WHO SHALL BE YOUR PERSONAL BROKER, MESSENGER AND CONTRACTOR AND LINK TO NARKA.HE SHALL BE RESPONSIBLE THE AMMUNITION OF WHAT WE CALL YOUR "DEMON VANQUISHING " GUN.

Joe was quite elated, yet depressed. In heart he was constantly cursing from loosing his carefree life.

"FUCK IT! SO I SHALL BE YOUR PERSONAL BOUNTY HUNTER OF DEMONS. WHAT SHALL I GET IN RETURN."

"HELL CREDITS! OR WHAT. USE THEM TO BUY SPECIAL PRIVILEGES OF CITY OF NARKA, OR A REQUIRED SUM TO BUY YOUR FREEDOM. HA HA HA HA! YOU WANTED POWER, WE GAVE YOU, YOU WANTED LIFE, YOU FOUGHT FOR IT, NOW YOU NEED FREEDOM THEN EARN IT. NAMASTE!"

Joe felt a Sharp pain in his head because of constant influx of memories and world became dark again. When he opened eyes, he was like in a pawn shop like place, where a Dark, Brutish Man with thick Mustache and big biceps was sitting as Shopkeeper.

"WELCOME! DUTA GREETS HIS MAJESTY THE SPIRIT HUNTER OF WORLD 8001. I HAVE ALL THE REQUIRED SUPPLIES WHICH IS HELPFUL FOR YOU , AS THIS UNWORTHY ME IS MIDDLEMEN FOR THE SERVICES YOU REQUIRE FROM THE NARKA CITY.

"FIRST OF ALL EXPLAIN ME IN DETAIL !"

"SURE THIS IS FREE OF CHARGE!"

"THE DIFFERENT SUPPLIES INCLUDE ALL KIND OF SOUL HUNTING WEAPONS LIKE SPECIALIZED SWORD, AXES, MACES, HALBREDS, BOWS, CROSS BOWS WHICH CAN ALSO BE CUSTOMIZED FOR A CERTAIN PRICE.MOREOVER, CONSUMABLES LIKE BULLETS, CROSSBOW BOLTS, ARROWS, POISON, MEDICINE, RECOVERY VIALS ARE ALSO AVAILABLE.

SERVICES INCLUDE SPECIAL NIGHT SERVICES FROM NYMPHS,APSARAS. EMERGENCY TELEPORTATION TO CITY THROUGH HELLPOWER.DREAM MESSAGING SERVICES TO MORTALS.RARE PILLS OR ARTIFACTS REQUIRED FOR UPGRADING YOUR POWER.

DUE TO YOU COMPLETING THE ALL THE STAGES OF DEMON DRAGON REINCARNATION, WHICH IS ITSELF RARE. YOU HAVE THOROUGHLY BALANCED THE MIND, BODY AND SOUL WITH HEAVENS ITSELF AND NOW ONLY REQUIRE BALANCING THE ENERGY, HENCE GAINING TWICE IN HALF EFFORT I.E VERY FAST CULTIVATION SPEED. BUT DUE TO BEING A HELL TRANSCENDER YOU CAN ONLY ACHIEVE BREAKTHROUGH TO NEXT LEVEL BY HELL CRYSTALS, WHICH CAN ONLY BE BOUGHT THROUGH HELL CREDITS WHICH YOU GAIN BY HUNTING THE DEMON SPIRITS.BUT , YOU ALSO GET ADDITIONAL BENEFITS WHICH ARE SURPRISE FOR YOU.

"SO, THIS MEANS ALTHOUGH I COMPLETE THE REQUIREMENTS FOR A BREAKTHROUGH, WITHOUT THIS HELL CRYSTAL I CAN'T DO IT. FUCK!"

(Poor Joe! LOL. He tilled the soil, planted the seeds , yet without the rain the crops shall not grow.)

"YES! NOW I SHALL GIFT YOU YOUR FIRST ITEM ABSOLUTELY FREE, THE SPIRIT SOUL RING, YOUR PERSONAL ANALYZER AND ADVISIOR, SHALL GIVE YOU FEEDBACK AND OPINIONS IN DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES AND IS EFFICIENT IN CONTROLLING YOUR SUPREME ENERGY FOR BEST EFFECT. ALLOWING YOU ABILITY TO TRACK, ANALYZE AND FORM DIFFERENT CONCEPTS FOR DIFFERENT WORKS AND SITUATIONS."

So, like this Joe got his transcendor Gifts and a big responsibilty. He got back his life, but at a cost and shall now fight for his freedom.