Adventures of a Spastic Retard named Cysco

(The synopsis below won't help you understand the concept of the story, so please just skip to the first chapter right away) There was once a guy named Cysco who was a fan of "Another World" stories aka "Isekai"... One day, while driving casually through memeland, he got transported to another world along with his Thanos Car ("who" was a conscious ride). Will he make a harem and defeat all threats or simply be a lazy asshead because author is also lazy af? and so the adventure begins... maybe or maybe not... (Note: This so-called web novel I made is a complete fucking joke, I made it out of boredom just to work out my brain.. Any review I find that contains complaints about it not making any sense at all, I probably won't care unless it's actually helpful)