1 Pitiful Death

Itsuke Hane a man among legends who paved his path through bloodshed, his hands dirtied with the blood of his enemies and friends alike. A man who would go to all lengths to gain absolute power and domination. Currently he is in the highest security prison whom amongst even the guards find hard to find the entrance. The guards are switched every single day so no bribery may take place and there are heat sensors and motion sensor in every inch of the confinement. The man this prison is trying to confine charged of massacring a whole country by hacking into the United States military database and raising a false alarm of a incoming nuclear warhead from XXX country and then he who was undercover strategically fired nukes to raise the whole country to a wasteland.

Somehow during all the chaos he was caught red handed when his escapee team ditched him realising what he was doing. When they asked asked him who hired him, Itsuke told them that one of the high ranked politicians killed his pet cat and ate it so he killed the whole nation.

'That bastard killed my cat, Mr Meow Meow. Thats's what he deserved.' Itsuki thought in rage as he sat slouched, depressed. "Hey did you know that the guy who killed the guy's cat went on vacation when the nuking incident happened," said a guard obnoxiously loud as if wanting the depressed prisoner to hear it. When the words finally reached him through the 8 inch thick titanium vault door. Itsuki's brain was trying to process what just entered his ear, finally when done he looked at the titanium door as he proceeded to bang his fists against the rock hard metal. His fits of rage were rudely ended as another guard spoke out loud, "Did you know I was one of the guy's escapee partners I made some big money by telling my point of view of the whole ordeal to the media." Then right then and there his brain shut down as his body hit the floor. In one of the many surveillance rooms, a beautiful woman with skin as pure as jade which could withstand bullet attacks, was preaching about how she cheated on him and how small his d*ck was.

Itsuki woke up in a space of pure darkness as he looked around and slowly kept walking for a unpercievable amount of time, 'I wonder when I can meet Mr. Meow Meow again. If I move forwards there is nothing left to look back to with our Mr Meow Meow and if I move back there is nothing left to look forward to without Mr Meow Meow. I wonder which direction I am going in.' Turns out Itsuki was thinking of Mr Meow Meow this whole time. Suddenly a cliff approached Itsuki as he sat down and looked down towards the never-ending void. As he played down he dozed off to sleep.

" KID! WAKE UP! WAKE UP!" A heavy voice said in a commanding tone. As Itsuki's eyes flickered open he instead of seeing a depressing dark void he saw a blinding white room. As he look up Itsuki saw an old man with a long white beard. "Hello, when can I go to hell? Its very bright in here." He said in annoyed tone. "Unfortunately, I am not the God you would have normally met, I am the God Of Heaven šëmwrfńmńbvč." He said in an unknown language.

"Currently you are being judged by the ruler of Gods due to stepping into my property. Now lets get this done with you can have 5 requests of any calibre." šëmwrfńmńbvč continued. " Can I get my cat Mr Meow Meow back, for first. Second, I would like the power to travel realities and break realities at my will. Third, I would like the absolute power of space and time. Fourth, Can I get a request every 10 years? Fifth, Can I get the man who killed Mr Meow Meow, in eternal torture." Itsuki said as he looked at the deity for approval. "The fourth one is a bit challenging as it takes up my time so I shall give you the power to grant ONLY YOURSELF wishes. Now which world will be your starting world?" šëmwrfńmńbvč said. "For now I will go with Naruto and the timeline I would like to be part of Hashirama's father's timeline. I would like to be an Uzumaki orphan." He said as he was flashed with nostalgia of watching and reading the anime.

"Ok done. Now f*ck off." The god said in an annoyed tone.