The first joint

Shrek wake up and is feel something in his but. He relisad that his friend Rufus was fuk him in but. Shrek is says "fuking besterd what is you do to me. Shrek punch and kill Rufus and Rufus com back to life and exist again.

"Nex day"

Shrek is forgivd Rufus and they is fuking frends again. They was bored so they walk out to the green hill. When they is top of the hill they find snoop dogg smokeing joint with Hampus the raper. Shrek is never smoke befor a joint so he ask if he is can try. Shrek smoke wid dem and get high like a shit. Den Rufus take fat cigarett and like top g he is. But suddenly they hear a wierd sound from bushes. They go an check to se what de sound. Then they se the big big fuking monster.