Adorable....maybe evil?

'Why the fuck did....did she fucking stab me, she cheated not me, so I left..What a bitch' I said to myself, looking at the knife in my chest and the girl who was breathing crazy.

"You can't leave me! Cheat me?! Never if you only listened! I could have explained, look what you made me do!" The women said, crying.

"Bitch! Why are you crying you fucking stabbed me! Whatever you crazy fuck, at least I can leave this place and you behind" I said putting my middle finger up as I passed away.

"Nononono you can't leave me here alone! My love I'm coming too" the women said with crazed eyes taking the knife and cutting her neck with a smile.

'The god of death feels bad for dying like this....to this "crazy bitch" as you said, so he will give you a chance.....state your wants and you'll be given it' a voice like that of a women said but more robotic.

"Fuck that, I don't want more work, had enough of that shit already, I want to be lazy in the after life....No pain, no fear or responsibility, just doing as I please" I said back in my mind as I let go.

'Understood, the god has heard this and hates to waste a soul like your sending you to hell... so he has chosen for you..good luck in your new life, all information will be transferred when you awake" the voice, chuckled before disappearing.

"What?! Hell, shit the computer I should have destroyed it! Fuck, whatever Can't do shit now, hold on next life....what did it say..." I said before a bright life took over as I lose myself.

During this time my body morphs and changes too what the god picked, rolling a roulette and giving me what I need to live a lazy life, still he chuckled seeing the world my body and cased me out.

"Have fun little soul, lazy maybe but you'll get involved I know you will" a voice older then time itself said, looking at me be pushed into another world before everything disappeared.

I don't know how long it took but eventually I found myself in a cave laying in the grass as I slept, not wanting to wake up until a annoying drop or water hit my face over and over.

"Enough I'm up!"'I said, shooting up as I put my arm up to wipe my head.

"Wait, what the fuck I died.." I said looking at the black colored hand and white kimono dangling by arm.

"Why the fuck is my hand black? What the hell am I wearing and where the fuck am I?!" I said seeing a small pond in front of me.

Rushing over I moved fast but I didn't notice, looking down into the water my eyes went wide. White eyes, pale skin, two dots above my eyes, weird Horns, a vail, a Constant smirk, black and white kimono. Looking at my hands the center of them opened seeing this and the eye I stopped looking.

"Why the fuck..I'm!" I said yelling in the cave.

"Why the hell am I..... momoshiki ōtsutsuki!" I said, even though it was cool I freaked out, as pain hit my mind and all kinds of information was shoved inside.

(Mc looks, keep in mind the kimono is black and white no yellowish color)