10 Waste and Baka-Asta, no Baka-Allen

* Knock * * knock *

" Allen wake up now. It's almost 6:00, you'll be late in school...Allen ? " early in the morning, his mother knock on the door to wake Allen, but no reply could be heard.

" Hey Mom, I'm awake an hour ago. " hearing a voice on her back, his mother look at her son's look. Just like yesterday, his body is full of sweat.

" Where the hell did you go and Allen, are you alright ? Your body is abnormally sweating. " her mother said nervously.

" I'm fine Mom, in fact I feel great. It feels like I'm losing weight everytime I sweat like this. " he said confidently.

' Well if he say so. ' hearing this, her mother didn't ask him anymore.

" But you have to hurry or you won't catch the Jeepney. There's a fried chicken on the the rice cooker, it's yours. " she said and headed outside to buy something.

" Okay Mom " Allen reply. Seeing that her mother is gone, he dejectedly took a bath, wear his uniform and eat his breakfast.

After that, he ride their service and headed to school.

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" Sigh " Allen exhale a heavy breath.

" Dude are you alright ? " his friend, Karl said to him.

Just like a normal students, they will gather in the corner of the classroom and they will talk to each other like they didn't see each other for a week

" Hey look guys. I think Allen just got dump. " Karl said to his other friends.

" Karl, I think he didn't jerk off this morning that's why his gloomy " Lloyd said jokingly.

" Maybe he needed to use the bathroom " James butted in.

" Your already an adult but the way you behave is like a kindergarten, shame yourself. " outside the classroom, a voice sounded.

" If it's Ms. President. Good morning, your really beautiful today. " his friend knew this beautiful girl.

Alexia Cross, the mayor's daughter, the Student Council President, the Ms. perfect and the second cousin of Allen Cruz.

In chinese modern novel, she could be called, a rank 2 school flower. In terms of look, she more or less beautiful than Christine but because of her serious attitude, she was placed in rank 2.

" Stop your early nonsense, aren't you going to clean your classroom ? " she said, not falling for any bootlicking.

" But the girls are on duty today. And besides, were helping your cousin " Jazzel, the most shameless of them all rebutted.

" Hmm what wrong with you ? Are you sick or something ? " Alexia ask, after seeing her 2nd cousin's condition.

" I'm fine, really. Just do your thing " Allen reply calmly.

" Well if you say so. Right, I have an announcement. You're Math teacher is absent today so you should self study. If I see you roaming on the school I'll report you to the principal, got it. " she warned before giving Allen last glance and walk to another section.

' He seems lost some weight ' she murmured. Alexia knew Allen since elementary because they were from the same school and she always meet him everytime on their family reunion.

" Sigh " Allen sigh before remembering the reason of his gloominess.

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" 499, 500...Phew, it's not even a whole day since I ate that pill but I feel like I lost a kilogram of fat. " it's still dawn, but Allen are already doing various exercise.

He took the phone on his pocket and he noticed that it's currently 4:00 in the morning.

' Are they online ? I need to ask some power ups to protect myself. ' he said and login in the Girls'Chat Group.

[ Allen is online ]

[ Allen : Hello ? ]

[ Rias : Oh you're online. Good afternoon ]

[ Yuechan : Good Evening, Allen. what happen to you ? It took you days to get online. ]

[ Rias : Miss Yue, maybe just like our world. The time in his world is slower than ours. ]

[ Allen : What ??? I just slept and it's already days in your world. ]

[ Rias : Well not mine, because hmm... the last time you were online is 15 hours ago. ]

[ Allen : @Rias, so your world time is advance for a few hours. ]

[ Yuechan : The last time you online is 3 days ago. ]

[ Allen : @Yuechan, your world time is so fast. But Miss Yuechan, I feel like your replying many words right now, something happen ? ]

[ Yuechan : Just a fruitful trip from Floating Cloud City ]

Yuechan began to remember her Sect Master's smile the day they came back after getting Xia Qingyue.

She then look at the small green gem in her jade-like hand.

( A/N : Jade-chan is back in action again )

Allen was curious because Yuechan didn't visit Floating Cloud City in novel. He wanted to ask, but it would be rude for him.

[ Allen : Where's Goddess Aqua by the way ? ]

[ Yuechan : She's not online since the last time we chatted. ]

[ Rias : Maybe she's just busy in her world, she's a Goddess after all. ]

[ Allen : ... ]

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Konosuba World

" Wagana Megumin--the strongest Arch Wizard and member of Crimson Demon Clan in history. The user of the lost forbidden magic-- the explosion magic. I hereby announced that I am a member of your group. " a cute loli said. She's wearing a red, one piece dress, wizard hat, an eye patch and a wooden staff.

( A/N : The moment each character received a system, their life/action will automatically not the same as the anime. )

" Hoy Aqua, tell her that our group won't need a member " Kazuma said in mosquito voice. He doesn't want this weirdo to be on his team.

But Aqua has another opinion.

" Then, I, Goddess Aqua announced you that today onward will be a member of Team Aqua " she said. Their group is not completed if the Bomb User is not around.

" Aqua that wasn't I told you and when did our team will be named like that ?!! " Kazuma was very angry but he can't do anything to this two.

Their already shoulder to shoulder happily dancing.

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[ Allen : This...ehem...you know that I'm a normal human right ? ]

[ Rias : So ? ]

[ Yuechan : ... ]

[ Allen : You know that...Pew pew pew...thing ]

[ Rias : Fu Fu Fu, your funny Allen-kun. We didn't proper thank you yesterday, so I search an item suitable for you. ]

[ Yuechan : +1 ]

[ Rias sent ( Basic Magic Book for Human ) ]

[ Rias : That is the only available right now, we, Devils, use different magic system differ from the humans. ]

[ Yuechan sent ( Asura Cultivation Manual ) ]

[ Yuechan : I just remember that the Sect Master of Heavenly Sword Villa gifted me that manual when the last time I participate in Blue Wind Ranking Tournament. I remember that he said that it's precious than his family heirloom. ]

[ Allen : Thank you Rias, it was enough and you too Miss Yue. ]

[ Rias : Ara~ ara~...calling me by name already ? ]

[ Allen : This...in Philippines, we don't call each other by last name. ]

[ Rias : Your from that country ? Is that so, then you can call me Rias, Allen ~ ]

[ Allen : Then Rias...by the way, Miss Yue. Why did that Sect Master gifted that kind of gift, isn't that for male ? ]

[ Yuechan : Well like in the novel that your sent, he court me. He gifted that because he said we might get a son or something like that...sigh... it's more than 20 years... anyway my Sect Master afraid that, that man might enrage if I didn't accept that gift so, I reluctantly accept it...well the one who accept is my sister. ]

' I can't blame him though ' he thought.

[ Allen : Then I'll start now ]

A thin book and scroll pop out of nowhere.

[ Basic Magic Book for Human - Basic knowledge about human magic system. ]

[ Asura Cultivation Manual - A cultivation method that helps the user to become invincible with raw power only. ]

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" Nothing " Allen said. He followed the method, step by step but nothing happen.

He tried to sit in lotus position for an hour, just the manual said, but all he could get is numbness.

He breath, tried to feel and imagine like the scroll said, but nothing also happen.

[ Allen : I can't feel any Qi or Magic. I followed the method but nothing happen 😭😭😭 ]

[ Rias : Hmm...either you don't have talent in magic or your world doesn't have Mana. But Mana is everywhere, even in underworld...weird ]

[ Yuechan : Also Qi, it came from Heaven and Earth. So either your world doesn't have Qi or you don't have veins. ]

[ Allen : ... ]

[ Yuechan : You don't have to be sad. Doesn't the system said that we can travel to do quest. Maybe there's a suitable power system for you. ]

[ Allen : Ha ha maybe you're right. ]

Even Allen wanted to try for more, it's already time for him to go back.

He dejectedly went home.