1 Chapter 1 That is life

In an unknown place, a black sphere the size of a basketball suddenly appeared among the trees.

A few moments later, a lock of hair emerged from there, after which a head appeared, then the body gradually but slowly a man came out of the sphere, and when, the body went out to the waist, the man suddenly woke up and began to twitch and scream ...

"Aaaaaa, ..... Decrease save. .... Aaaaaaa"

Finally, his body was completely out of the sphere and ...

(Pooh)

The human body fell to the ground with a thud ...

"Oh shit ...." Young man, got up after the fall and looked around ... "Bitch, what the fuck is going on? And where am I now?"

After a few moments, a light breeze blew and the person began to tremble. "Bl ... How cold, I'll get sick, wait, I was walking down the street ... Then I did not understand how I moved 10 meters forward and crashed into the wall , it's good that I didn't run ..... So after ..... After I forgot my handkerchief, I looked around and found a pharmacy, taking a few steps holding my nose .... "

While the person was talking to himself about what had just happened, a crash occurred in one of the directions ...

"So I went to the pharmacy and again everything changed in front of my eyes and I felt like emptiness under my feet and rushed down ... A few seconds later I got into some kind of ..."

(BAAAAHHH)

The man staggered from the vibration and fell ... "What the hell is the fuck, brrrrr .... Who's blowing dynamite there"

While he was talking to himself there was a crash again, and again, and again ..

"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm ..... Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm?

It seems to me or the rumble is getting closer and closer ... "

Without finishing his thoughts, there was a crash and the vibration this time was powerful and several trees fell right before his eyes.

After that, a silhouette in a blue dress jumped out of there and two people in red dresses were chasing him ...

(Baaaaaah)

Seeing the scenes in front of a person's eyes, first losing an eye .... 'Don't wait, what's the fuck, first teleport 10 meters in front, then into some kind of liquid, and then ... I'm in the same universe?'

While he was thinking to himself, the battle in front of him continued, funny, but the man did not pay attention to the fact that these people with their bare hands and swords smash everything around more powerful than missiles ...

'Damn ! I don't know if they'll kill me if they notice, so we have to blame .... If this is really another universe or dick knows something you have to think about what to do in order not to die ..... And according to the laws of the genre, I'm familiar. ... Where the hell are my cheats !!! '

Thinking, the person slowly took a step back, and another and another, and the last step when he wanted to take to hide behind a tree sounded a deafening roar and vibration passed ...

Turning around, he saw one eccentric in red on the ground, and the other was panting in protection on the other side of the woman in blue with one hand squeezing the wound at the waist, and with the other holding on to the sword, also breathing heavily.

'Damn, isn't this a typical situation in novels, a woman is persecuted, and then a hero appears and rescues him after ... Hmm, wait 1. Came from a different universe 2. Got a cheat system, and then. And 3. The woman is in danger ...

Fuck yes, there are 1 and 3 points, but where is the second? Or maybe .... SYSTEM, GOD, INVENTORY, STORE .... LIBRARY .... SUKAAAA !? '

No '

Again the man began to think, after which he noticed that they still did not move ...

'Should I shake his attention a little ???'

Without thinking twice, he picked up the nearest stone and threw it at the man in red, that he had the strength ...

A few minutes earlier ...

'Well, well .... I knew it would be an ambush when I saw that someone was watching me, but I didn't think it was the red lotus sect.'

In the forest, a woman in blue is running, followed by two men in red ..

They exchanged several blows, they ran into an open place and immediately noticed a man with beautiful facial features and black hair who was looking at them ... After evaluating him, they realized that this man was not a cultivator and continued their fight, rather one of the people dressed in red rushed to the woman and as a result of the exchange he was killed and the woman received a wound, and their fight came to a standstill.

'I must run away as soon as possible, I have a serious injury ...'

The woman in blue was planning how to escape, and noticed that the man who was here began to slowly leave ...

'Go away, come on .... Finally, this fool understood the situation .... Huh?'

Thinking to herself, the woman discovered that this man, who wanted to escape, suddenly stood rooted to the spot and then raised a stone and threw it at the outer student of the Red Lotus sect.

The girl on the right was stunned by the actions of this man, but after she realized that he had distracted him from her and immediately rushed to the enemy ...

After a few moments of struggle, the girl was able to kill him ... she looked around and did not see him.

By spreading her qi, she immediately found it.

'From the novels I know that she can find me, but she is wounded and will not chase after me ... Or is it? In any case, I don't want to get involved with her, in novels there are arrogant people everywhere, not the fact that she will help me if I help her, so I need to get out of here as soon as possible ...

Fuck and what the fuck I don't have any artifact or cheat bitch !!! '

While he was feeding to escape, he did not notice a shadow that was watching him ..

This shadow, as already clearly was that woman in blue ...

'Hmm he helped me, but ran away, apparently thinks that I will kill him ....'

The guy was already panting and suddenly stopped, because a woman in blue appeared in front of him .. 'Fuck the speed of these freaks is very high, I didn't even notice how she appeared ..'

The girl noticed that the guy took a step back and said "You do not need to worry, I am not your enemy, you helped me so I will return your help ..."

The guy was surprised 'Hmmm'.

"Then teach me how to cultivate?" Hearing this, the girl was clearly surprised and replied "You look 16-17 years old, so I think it will be difficult for you to cultivate .... But I can tell you the basic methods, but I can't tell you the methods of the sect ...."

Hearing how the girl estimates his age somewhere between 16-17 years old, he was surprised.

"Okay, I don't know how to cultivate at all, so teach me from scratch, okay?"

"Well, from scratch there is nothing difficult, just sit in the cultivation posture .... Do you know the cultivation posture?"

'Hmm, I think it must be lotus position.' The guy sat down on the ground and crossed his legs and then looked at the girl.

"Yes, this is a pose of cultivation, now close your eyes and imagine how all of yourself is energy, and how this energy fills you ... The first step is to open all 12 main acupuncture points, by opening all 12 acupuncture points you will reach the 4th level of a student. Then you need to. ... Okay, first try to collect the energy. "

The guy did as the emu was told, but nothing happened ...

"Well, repeat it several times ..." said the girl, puzzled by this situation. "There should be at least a little energy fluctuation."

An hour later, the guy still couldn't feel anything ...

"Ummm .... Sorry, but ... I don't think you have the ability to cultivate at all .... There are people who I can't cultivate at all ... Let me give you a healing pill, it might come in handy at some point. .. "

'Fuck.' Having mentally cursed the guy agreed to this deal and then asked if it was dangerous in this forest and in which direction the nearest city, the girl was clearly puzzled by this question, but still she answered and pointed in the direction and then left.

'Ugh ... I didn't even recognize the name, so why am I not so lucky? Why can't I cultivate? '