It's like a scaffold. A really retarded scaffold.

[Further progression of character as

a. An imbecile

b. A slightly less mentally challenged imbecile

c. A madlad in a STEM subject.

Any side characters are to be completely weak/inept, or, if they're a female, some sort of fapfic.]

[Character meets a totally innocent dude, who is of course, the master of martial arts or just a really good magician. Cue epic fight where they spit out waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much blood for it to not be sorta fatal, and where the protagonist says something like "Oh no, he's too fast. Time to activate a secret ability xX_XBLACK_DEATH_OF_DOOM42069X_Xx", whereupon the antagonist spits out 4 litres of blood, and has to be rushed to an emergency ward for blood loss.

Obligatory sad moment when the not-to-be-wife female fap mater-strong independent woman is captured/killed may be included to further progress the protagonist as a mass murderer who delivers J U S T I C E (tm). So basically Batman. But with more killing.]

Now, at this point your character may just be too good for this world (this is not a euphemism for killing him/her (let's be honest, it's most likely a him), but, frankly, he will not be missed if you do decide to yeet him off the side of a cliff.)

[Protagonist beats the shit out of every character he meets, proclaims that he "has become Death, Destroyer of Worlds", and then goes into another dimension, typically some sort of magical magic hell. Healthy dosage of two-twenty parters for 'suspense', where you know that the protag comes out on top may be included to get that sweet sweet word count. There he finds some sort of uber secret technique known only to a select few, becoming so OP that he has become Death, Dest-wait, no, he already transcended that. He has become Elon, Creator of Catgirls. Then he marries fap material, his accomplice may marry another fap material, and they all live happily ever after.

Until he pisses off a couple of gods or something, kills them all with his fedora, or INSANE MARTIAL ART SKILLS, HAVING MASTERED ALL FORMS OF KARATE, BOXING, AND INTERPRETIVE DANCE, thereby becoming god.]

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