2 Waking up in a new world
Waking up with a splitting headache I groaned and thought back to what happened last night. It seemed like I blacked out because I once again drank too much of that shitty cheap beer. Fuck. Just when I was ready to start the new game. I opened my eyes and was assaulted by blinding light. Groaning I closed my eyes and thought Fuck! What did I do while I was drunk? How come I'm outside? I know I was sitting in front of my computer. I decided to rest on the floor for a moment and hope that that fucking headache would go away soon.
Five minutes later my head finally felt clear. Sitting up and looking around I found myself in some kind of field. I could see a forest behind me and in front of me was what looked like some kind of medieval wall. What the hell? There was no ruin anywhere near the place I lived! I stood up and suddenly felt something strange with my body. It felt, how should I say? Powerful? I'm a couch potato so how can I feel like being able to bend steel? I looked down at my hands and almost fainted again. Why are my fucking hands so big? And why the fuck are they slightly green? Fuck, that cheap beer must have been drugged or something.
Before following that thought further I took stock of my body. My arms looked well muscled and defined and patting my, should be flabby, stomach I could feel rock hard abs. What the hell? Oh shit! I was abducted by aliens and they transformed my body didn't they? Clenching my butt on instinct I couldn't feel a probe in there. So not aliens? But how come my body suddenly changed from a fat one into this muscle packed one? With some trepidation, I pushed my hands down my pants, which seemed to be made out of some coarse linen, and grabbed my dick. Expecting to find my small brother I was suddenly attacked by what only could be an Anaconda. Shit, I've got a fucking snake in my pants! On instinct, I hit myself but felt unbearable pain like someone just hit my family jewels. Oh wait! Fuck! I just punched myself in the balls. Groaning I looked around. Yeah, nobody saw that. Whistling I just decided that didn't happen.
So let's analyze the situation. I woke up in a field in front what looks like a medieval wall. My body seemed to have changed suddenly. No analprobes. Snake in my pants. Hmm, I'm beginning to see what happens. Let's check one last thing. Feeling my face with my big green hands I felt small tusks peeking out of my mouth. Ok, shit that does it. I'm the fucking avatar I made yesterday for my new game! How the hell is that even possible? That was just for a game. And for some kind of futuristic VR game. Just your regular old keyboard and mouse RPG. Everything also felt way to realistic to be some kind of mental projection so I wasn't on some shrooms. Hmm, Shrooms. Wait, focus! Assess the situation first! Do drugs later. Hmmm, I wonder what kind of drugs there are in a fantasy world? Wait no! Bad brain!
So if I have the body of that avatar I made I should have something like a System or Status screen right? Since I'm not some stupid MC in a web novel I didn't scream System or Status Screen out loud. Like some moron. I concentrated hard on viewing my status and voilà. A screen seemed to float in front of my eyes. That was easier than I thought. Must be because I'm half-elf now. Definitely not because of my Orc heritage.
Name: Rolas Arley
Race: Half-Elf-Orc
Titles: Traveller
Job: Versatile
Class 1: Warrior Level 0
Class 2: None
Class 3: None
Racials: Wisdom of the Ancestors, Elfen Flexibility, Orcish Strength, Orcish Libido
Perks: Unlimited Inventory, Secondary Class, Third Class
Would you look at that? It really is like the avatar I made. So either I'm delusional or I was really transported into the world of the game. Let's go with the latter. No way am I admitting to being delusional. Shit, I should have paid more attention to the introduction of the game world which was shown as I started the game. All I remember is ranting about nobles and something about politicians? Oh shit! There will be young masters of noble families throwing their family name around, won't there? Shit, I hate those douchebags. Ok, need to get stronger alone for that, so I can face-slap every fucking idiot trying that shit with me. Not gonna happen.
Ok, everything makes sense now. Well as far as being transported into a gameworld can make sense. But fuck it, I've got an Anaconda as a dick. Everything is right with the world. So that wall I'm seeing must be the City or town wall of some kind of city. That's good. I would hate to wake up in the middle of the forest or in some kind of fucking cave. Now for the last thing to check. Let's look into the inventory, maybe I got some godly weapon or armor. Or an unending supply of money. That's normal in this kind of situation, right? I again focused my mind but this time on the inventory. The status screen changed into what looked like a regular inventory in MMOs. A grid with squares and signs for coins in the lower right.
Fuck! It's completely empty apart from the number 50 in front of what looked like silver coins.
Oi! GM! Where is my godly weapon? And my unlimited supply of money? Not even a Beginner Pack? Are you fucking kidding me? What is this? Dark Souls? I'm not playing on nightmare you know? I'm a casual! Wait maybe? I stood up straight, holding my hands up and stretched them towards the sun and said "Praise the sun!"
Oh! A new screen popped up!
<Priest Class Unlocked!>
That's not what I was fucking going for! Well, whatever. I now had a second class so I set it into the free spot. After some leveling, I'll at least be able to heal myself right? It was also level 0 with no skills so I'm beginning to wonder how you got skills? Maybe you needed to become level 1 for the first skill? A question for a later time.
Now, where was I? Ah yes, inventory. Since there was nothing but silver coins there I focused on them with the intent of taking one silver coin out of it. Oh, it just materialized in front of me. Neet. So I can take it out with just the intent of taking it. How about putting it back in? As I thought that the coin vanished and the number in the inventory went back to 50. Let's try changing it into a lower denomination. I focused on a copper coin this time and it worked too. Now I had 49 silver and 99 copper in the inventory. So it's the regular 100 to 1 rate. Easy to remember.
With the inventory tested I decided to go into the city. It seemed to be somewhat insecure out here without a weapon or armor. So I made my way around the wall in search of a gate. After walking for 2 minutes I saw what looked like the main entrance to the city as it was a big fucking gate. It was at least 6m high and 4m wide. So probably for carriages and stuff. There were what looked like guards standing at the entrance inspecting the people wanting to enter. Oh dam, I hope this is not some kind of human supremacy city or some shit. I would have to go HULK SMASH on them. You know, since I'm now green and all. Need to keep with the stereotypes. Walking up I saw that the guards consisted of all types of races so I should be lucky. Walking up to one of the guards who seemed to be some kind of feline beastman he said "Welcome to the Free City of Adalas."
