4 Woah. . .

What in the world...? I was trying to fall asleep when suddenly there comes a loud crash from somewhere in the next room. A lot of creatures started making loud noises and the sound of broken furniture could be heard. One of the creatures shouts something at the other creatures. It seems to be a deeper voice and has a commanding tone to it. I definitely want to see what's going on now. However, since I can't simply walk over I decide that the best course of action was going to be me using my voice. So I give out a little cry in hopes that the creatures could hear me. No such luck. The noises in the other room are simply too loud. I think I could make out my parental creatures screaming or something and some other creatures shout right back at them. After what seemed like an eternity some creatures finally opened up the door to my room. The creature who opened up the room gives a startled cry to his other creatures while frantically signalling towards my direction. Me? I'm just frozen in shock. This creature is unlike any I have ever seen before. It's dressed in all black with some weird objects strapped to its waist. I've never seen any of my parental creatures dressed this way before. All I've ever seen them wear are flashy looking clothes and sometimes no clothes at all. Oh, wait, what's going on? IS IT GOING TO EAT ME??? The creature bends down towards me and opens his mouth wide. Oh my god, oh my god, OH MY GOD. I do the only thing I know how to do. I let out the biggest scream I've ever let out and start to cry. The creature instantly backs up and calls to its other creatures for backup. I swear they're planning to eat me together. I keep crying and screaming hoping to keep them away. However, as I'm struggling I realize that there's a new creature in the mix. This creature seems to be dressed in white and is a lot kinder than the previous creatures. In awe of this all white creature who has suddenly descended upon me, I instantly shut up. The creature dressed in black growls something to the white creature and it lets out a weird new sound to me. Wait, no, I think I've heard this kind of sound before. Is it a laugh? Trying to imitate the creature in white I also give the laugh a shot. However, it seems to come out as a cough instead. Hmmm, maybe I still need some work! The creature in white then picks me up and holds me close to its chest. Waiiiiit... The creature is a HER? This is quite interesting actually. All the creatures that I've seen currently are usually all male. This seems to be one of the only other female creatures I've seen now besides my mother. Now I must check to see if all female creatures have a bouncy chest! Oh my god, yesssss, they do! Wait, wait, wait, but IF they have a bouncy chest, does that mean that all bouncy chests provide nourishment? God I don't think I've eaten for a while now, speaking of which, I'm getting rather hungry. Let's check to see if this one provides nourishment!!