1 I Don't Remember Ordering Life. . .

A bright light shines somewhere over me. Not exactly sure what is going on but I don't want to wake up. Dammit, why are these creatures grabbing me so roughly? I just want to go back to sleep!! I try to complain but the only thing that comes out is a frustrated scream. Ugh, why does life have to be so hard dammit? Oh wait, what is this 'life' anyways? Before I could contemplate this 'life' I had found myself in I suddenly I feel a sharp pinch somewhere on my stomach. Ow! That hurt like hell! I let the creature who pinched me know by letting out another frustrated scream and giving a pathetic kicking rampage. The creature says something to it's fellow creatures who in turn cackle in delight. Well, whatever weird creatures these are they sure are cruel!! I'm placed on a cold table and the creatures start to do weird tests with me. At this point I really can't care less anymore. It's not like I am anywhere close to being strong enough to fight them back anyways. My eyesight is still very fuzzy at this point so finding no more point in fighting these mysterious creatures, I decide to go to sleep again.