1 THE BEGINNING

One upon a time there was a boy and that boys name was Burt it rymes with burnt. As Burt was on his way home from school he got a call from his older sister and she told him to pick up some bacon because they were having BLT's for supper. As Burt was on his way to the store he had to cross a crosswalk, as he was crossing a cute loli wasnt paying attention and walked while the light was red! as she was walking a truck was speeding strait towards her. As Burt saw this he immediately moved to protect the loli as a true man would and just as he pushed her out of the way truck-kun smashed right into him and ran him over and didnt even stop moving and continued on as if nothing happened.

"Ugh where am I?" said Burt as he woke up it complete darkness. "Hello? anyone there? umm am I blind from being hit by a truck??? HELLLOOOO CAN ANYONE HERE ME I CAN'T SEE!!!!!!" then instantly a lamp light appeared and revealed a desk with tonnes of papers stacked and a haggard looking old man. "Child please be quiet while I work for a little bit then ill get to you" said the old man "umm ok but who are you and why is everything so dark here, also where is here?" Burt asked the old man. The old man replied with "my name is none of your business but you can call me a R.O.B if you will, also its so dark here because you are in the void and arent strong enough to percieve its wonders otherwise your soul would have exploded, there did that answer your questions?" "umm I think so but did you say my soul would have exploded!?? wait... does that mean im dead?!" "tsk yes you are dead and if you shut up and let me focus on my work then ill grant you 3 wishes and sent to another world now please let me finish my work!". after a couple years of waiting the R.O.B finally finished his work. "aahhhhh finally done now I can rest" said the R.O.B but just as he was about to fall asleep Burt interupted "ummm you didnt forget about me right? because ive waited and i feel like its been a while" startled the R.O.B responded "of course I didnt forget you I was just messing so tell me mortal what wishes and world do you want to be sent to??"