CH11

Mr. Villain paused, seemingly confused as he looked around for a few seconds. He was tied up in some sort of stasis field that kept him hovering above the ground as he shouts, "How the- HOW WAS I, THE GREATEST VILLAIN EVER CAPTURED WITHOUT ME KNOWING!"

Batman and Green Lantern both just give him a look. Batman's dark form casts a shadow over Mr. Villain as Green Lantern says, "What? Dude, you started monologuing about ducks and your childhood while Batman tied you up."

"DRATS! My brand of special evil monologues seemingly has failed. Oh, woe is me, oh woe is unto you for utilizing my flashy EVIL against me. Soooo what do you guys want? Autographs? Betraying the Justice League to join me perhaps," Mr. Villain turns his gaze towards Hal Jordan before glancing at the Green Ring on the man's finger and making kissy sounds at it.

"No. Enough of the games. Who are these people and why did they want to capture the members of Young Justice. . .and what is your interest in our sidekicks," Mr. Villain paused for a few seconds, his mood quickly souring at the mention of the incident as a small grunt of discontent escapes his lips.

"Why Batman! You should know already I see great potential in him. For you see, Agent Barry the Bat is a wonderful foe to have. He's destroyed like four of my bases this week alone. Honestly, the costs are getting up there and I've begun to take public transport to my evil schemes. There's a nice grandma on the 66," Hal Jordan seems to be turning his face away. A sound similar to a snort was heard as Batman's glare increased in intensity.

Mr. Villain looks around for a few seconds muttering, "I'm not avoiding eye contact because I'm scared. . . I'm just plotting my evil escape totally. Pray to all that is good in the World Batman for I am a MAN with A PLAN"

Batman walks over and takes the screwdriver that had appeared in Mr. Villain's hand. Mr. Villain pauses, going silent for a long while before turning to Hal Jordan and muttering, "I'm in a bit of a pickle, and as the bible says you should help your neighbor. Please, make a screwdriver for me to use, good sir!"

Hal simply grins and says, "I don't think that applies to evil neighbors like yourself."

Finally, Batman and Hal turn towards the door as it opens, both slightly surprised at the presence of someone else. Mr. Villain walked in with some files in hand and a mustache glued on his mask. He quickly began approaching the currently restrained Mr. Villain and shouting, "Ight I'll give it to you tough! We'll throw you away for life if you don't cooperate! They'll call you Mr. Bitch once you get in jail. I know prisoners who will sell your ass for a pack of smokes!"

Mr. Villian 2 yelped as Batman grabbed him by the collar and slammed his head into the table. Quickly putting Villain's hands behind his back and using it to keep him still as he growls, "How did you get in here? Why are there two of you!"

"What! It's me, your good friend Commissar Gordon! I'm here to help you interrogate Mr. Villain the handsome," Batman increases the pressure on Mr. Villain's arm causing him to yelp out in pain and begin to squirm.

"Well first off Gordon doesn't wear a silver mask with a mustache painted across it," Green Lantern points out his arms crossed and clearly amused as he stepped a little closer and peeked out the door for any sort of bombs or surprises left in the other room.

Seeing nothing he turns his full attention back towards the trio. The Mr. Villain on the table pausing and blurting out, "I'm Wonder woman."

Batman is clearly unamused as he begins to cuff Mr. Villain. Meanwhile, Mr. Villain in the stasis pod nods, "Ya he's got a point. Also, take it from me but your ass is far too small to be Wonder Woman."

Everyone in the room looks up towards the Mr. Villain in the stasis pod who simply shrugs as the door opens again revealing a third Mr. Villain with an S hastily drawn across his shirt, "Don't fear Batman for I am here to help! I am SUPER VILLIAN- I mean SUPERMAN!"

Then a fourth one broke through the wall. His Silver mask had a Robins mask glued to it as he shouts, "Ya! So is your trusty side-kick Robin! I'm the non-homicidal one." He does a small kick in the air before giving Batman a thumbs up only for the green light to wrap itself around him and Superman Mr. Villian restraining both.

Allowing Batman no time to recover a fifth one enters the room. This time, dressed in all green clothes and with a pair of red eyes scribbled in crayon covering his mask, "Don't worry I will read his mind and determine the truth for I am a Martian. . .Why are you all looking at me like that?"

All the other Mr. Villains captured and held by Batman and Hal Jordan simply glared at the Martian Manhunter Mr. Villain as the one in stasis shouts, "Not cool dude. That's like Green Face or something."

Looking down at himself coated in green pant Mr. Villain muttered, "I never thought about that until you pointed it out. . ."

Appearing in a flash of light a Mr. Villain with cardboard boxes around his arms and legs appeared and shouted, "It's me Cyborg. I'm here to help as well, Boyyshakakalalkaalalkalakalkalkala."

He soon falls over when a green bubble is wrapped around his head silencing him from anymore jokes. . .Batman simply groans as another flash of light appears. This time a plain and average Mr. Villain appears as he asks, "Hey Batman, did you guys do something with my Androids? I was gonna do a bank hei- Oh. . .Why is that one doing Green-Face?

"Meh, either way, I will be taking my Androids now and creating the LEAGUE OF VILLAINY! MWHAHAHAHAHAH," Mr. Villain reached out both gauntlet hands causing each of the Androids to then exploded in small puffs of smoke and flames.

Mr. Villain blinked before sighing, "I really shouldn't have been cheap with those parts. . .I'm gonna assume the bat had something to do with that. CURSE YOU BARRY THE BAT." He screams aloud before vanishing leaving Green Lantern and Batman coughing in a room full of broken androids and smoke.