68 Ch.10

A month later Sam and Buffy were seeing a fat guy and hearing him talk where there wasn't anyone.

I got annoyed and simply read their minds before telling Janet. "It's a microscopic chip that's a sort of AI meant to help I guess though it's rather annoying."

Sam snorted as I heard it through her memories. "You're no fun either pipsqueak."

Growling I told it even without being able to see it properly. "Call me that again and I'll not only remove you, I'll put you inside a pig for the rest of your existence and kill your creator."

It flashed away from where my gaze looked as it replied. "I'm sorry please don't be mean to me I can't help it if I get defensive."

I snorted now following where it was now sitting beside Buffy. He mentioned they were quite the lookers and my growl deepened to shaking the room now. My eyes were no longer there human colors as I took the microchips out of both girls and put them in a lab rat.

It was certainly startled and keeled over. Both Buffy and Sam got a headache I immediately healed while apologizing. Sam shook her head. "Don't be sorry, I'd have suffered worse to be rid of him.l

Jack, still annoyed and suffering said. "He's apologizing and wants you to put him back in."

Sam shook her head while rubbing her neck. "No thanks. I had enough of him when he sang to me while I was in the shower."

My growl now made it seem as if an earthquake the wards couldn't handle hit. Sam put a hand on my chest and sighed. "Calm down, I've showered with annoying men before at the academy after all."

I stopped growling and sent the mouse to a goa'uld infested lake on one of the Unas planet's I own. It was swiftly eaten and said goa'uld began to see things as the chips wormed their ways into it's brain through it's bloodstream as it digested the rat.

Jack, Teal'c and Daniel grimaced as they heard him complain from all the information it was getting. I removed their chips and put all three in their creator's head, forcing him to see triple. Then I told them to lock out the gate address.

After that it was a peaceful three months for me as a little later Jack got stuck on a planet a great distance away in Yu's neck of the woods. I refused to help and warned them that even if their one ship was available and ready for test flight, which it was finally, they wouldn't be able to get him as they'd have to cross almost all of the system lords domains without notice which was nearly impossible, and get back which was an impossible task on it's own.

So there he sat for three months till Teal'c decided to be a hero. Then I acted and went to get him. I unburied the stargate and brought him home as he thanked me for the vacation after a fashion.

Later that day when Sam asked why I didn't do it sooner I simply told her. "Progress. You now know how to functionally use a laser to uncover buried stargates."

She was stunned by my admission while Faith snorted. "He means he wanted to screw us cross legged without having to worry about our safety for three months."

I shrugged. "That was a bonus. Who am I to say no when you clearly needed the stress relief."

Sam smiled calling me a pervert to which I told her. "Fertility god. It's in my nature to well, be fertile. Even if I'm not letting it take root it's still satisfying to try."

Sam snorted once more and I took her then and there, in the kitchen. Buffy didn't even blink as she raised her plate and went to the counter to eat. Faith actually played a bit until I tried dragging her in and she shook her head saying. "Nope, my ass is still sore from last night, this morning and the quickly at lunch in the shower."

Shrugging I continued to send Sam to higher waves of pleasure as I gently stroked in and out of her passage while my fingers vibrates over her clit. When her slick channel clenched down on me and began milking me I pulled out denying her before entering her other hole and sending a jolt through her system as I began to knot.

Faith kissed her swallowing her moans while we both found out release. When I pulled out of her and slammed back in, shaking the table I lifted her up and carried her to the living room where Alice was waiting still dripping from my last go with her.

After a few hours they were both tapped and Buffy was ridding me while I was relaxing while rubbing Faith off slowly. It was a sensual ride as Buffy and I hadn't broken eye contact for a moment since she slid on me. It was a starring contest of sorts as she was determined to try and make me blink or at the very least moan before Faith did.

She herself was already panting and trying to avoid hitting her peak. When Faith moaned finally both girls soaked my different appendages as they came. Just as she was finished with her orgasm I grabbed her hips and jackhammered into her until she hit another with me.

This time I didn't deny her warm suckling passage a moment longer as I gave it what it sought. When I finished releasing inside her I gently laid her atop Faith as I slid out of her and into Faith's warm slickly puffy pink passage.

She moaned as her only answer as I entered to the hilt and let her body adjust for a moment. I gave her the same languid treatment Buffy gave me as I slowly entered and exited her until she came again. Buffy switched around and put her knees to the sides of Faith's head as she dripped into her waiting mouth.

Faith needed no encouragement as she applied hungry lips to Buffy's creamy passage. I gave her some encouragement as I slowly changed the angle of which I entered her seeking her womb for a little prodding action that made her go wild.

When Buffy found her last release I gave Faith what she was craving as I entered her deepest parts and knotted. She bucked like a bronco while squirting and lubricating my member further. Buffy slid off Faiths head and laid down know it was the end of the night as Lexi was beyond tired as well.

She was sleep moments after her head hair the pillow while Faith rolled on top of me for her usual spot while she was filled to the brim. I played with her perky breasts a little absentmindedly while thinking on the future and cleaning the other girls with a wave of magic.

The next morning for their next mission I made sure Kheb was it. All of my wives wanted to go and I needed to see the place so I ensured SG-1's next assignment was to scope out the planet.

When they went through I teleported to their sides. "This is Kheb, home of an ascended ancient so be careful. I'd prefer not to pick that fight but if I have to it'll be here where it starts."

Daniel frowned. "Why here?"

I smiled. "This is where those that seek enlightenment come to find help in ascending. It's against their rules to interfere in mortals lives but those that seek ascension are a grey area. Prohibited but not something the other ancients enforce too severely. Me being, well, not mortal and therefore not apart of their rules, they're not going to like it when I ascend as while I won't be with them long, I don't give a shit for their self imposed rules. I do what I want. Like any god I am selfish."

Thunder rumbled and I snorted. "Bite me thunder ass!"

I shoved Daniel aside as a lighting bolt hit me. I growled and the entire planet shook. "Do it again, I dare you! I'll rip your spirit ass a new hole!"

They took exception to that and the ascended in question appeared before me. It was an old one, one who'd been listening and wanted an answer. "What are you? That bolt should have killed you."

I grunted and moved faster than most could perceive as I gripped his glowing throat, choking him as he gasped. "How?"

I smirked. "I'm something beyond you half ascended beings. Just because you're satisfied with a half way point doesn't mean that's all there is."

He seemed confused as I snorted. "Tell the rest of your people I said if they piss me off again I'll drain the dimension you bitches hang out in and leave you homeless and mortal once more. I'm beyond a simple immortal like you."

I drop kicked him flying at near the speed of light out of the planet's atmosphere. It had to have seriously hurt him as well because his screams sounded real enough. From then on no more bolts of lightning came my way. I did however change my burnt clothes.

We continued our journey to Kheb. There we sat around a while. I read the walls and translated for those interested while the Asian housekeeper listened intently. When I finished I raised a hand, changing a bit of it. It now ended with. (When the soul is strengthened and the mind is empowered ascension is just the beginning. To reach the void beyond one must rise by the power of the soul reaching the true realm of the gods.)

I left it in pure English which shocked the Asian housekeeper and causing Oma Desala to appear and read the walls now. When she finished she looked me over. "Is it true?"

I grinned and showed her the power of my essence before saying. "What you call ascension is merely the first step in stepping into godhood using the mind and soul as a basis. A god is a being beyond realities. We look into realities like windows and come in through doorways. When I ascend fully you'll see the rise of a full god not the half way point crap you've all been stuck at."

She frowned. "How do we proceed from here now that we've made it this far?"

I shrugged. "Three ways make it achievable now that you're there. One, kill off planets of mortals and crush their souls, absorbing the essence and strengthening your soul enough to continue the journey."

A rumble was heard as Oma shook her head. "We can't take that road, we will not!"

I nodded. "Then you either find some ascended you're willing to kill that have absorbed massive amounts of essence or become mortal and try absorbing souls as you go from there and try again until you get it."

It was quiet outside as she looked up before smiling. "Perhaps in time we will have a solution to our problems, for now none of you are prepared to ascend just yet. You're welcome to stay and hang around till you're-"

I snorted. "Hands off the wraith, I intend to use them to bring my mates with me as goddesses."

Sam's eyes bugged out for a minute at my admission but Oma nodded. "I meant the Ori."

I shrugged. "By all means, if they piss me off you're welcome to eat them after I destroy their souls and grind them into essence. If they weren't so obsessed with absorbing more essence they would've discovered the next step required purification and distillation of the essence until It manifests and tears a hole in reality. Sort of like a super position black hole that takes in a sun going supernova."

She frowned but nodded before saying. "I've yet to see that."

I smiled and touched her forehead as she murmured. "Beautiful."

I nodded. "True, but it would destroy your current self if you got too close. Much the same the second step would. Each of you will need to find a quiet place a good solar system apart before you do it. It won't effect the solar system but anything on a higher plane to close will be sucked in and destroyed if you're not careful."

Oma nodded before asking. "How did you injure Janus?"

I snorted. "There's nothing I can't reach out and touch or hurt if I want. At least nothing inside a reality at least. Outside each of you will need to be careful. Gods are like grass as it's merely the beginning of the journey out there."

Her eyes went wide and I shook my head. "I've said enough, now I'll hear you swear I won't be disturbed when I ascend. I could give a shit about your rules and if I'm disturbed none of you will be able to ascend as I'll have killed you all and eaten you."

She paled before looking outside. I smirked. "The others all together would be only more fuel to help my wives ascend and strengthen myself for the step after god realm. They cannot harm me if that's what you're thinking."

She frowned and an old man appeared. He looked ancient by ancients standards. He spoke in ancient and Oma translated. "He's He'tek. One of the first Alteran's to figure out how to ascend. He gives his word you'll not be disturbed while you ascend."

I grunted and responded in kind shocking them both as I spoke in ancient fluently. I simply told him I'll hold him to his words and personally responsible as he would suffer more than any mortal or immortal has before if he breaks it. With that they both vanished and Daniel sat around to start his journey.

I joined him for a bit as I felt I'd touched on it before Jack disturbed us. We left and the groundskeeper ascended as we left. Smiling we returned to the SGC. There they left the planet's address accessible to study ascension.

A week later Daniel came back from a mission with the mortals unable to see him. Chuckling I told them while healing Sam and Buffy. "He's out of phase with this dimension, in the in between. Did you touch something?"

He nodded. "A crystal skull-"

I smacked him upside the back of the head. "How many times now is it? Seriously! You'd think you'd have learned with the freaking Ma'chello crap! Even Jack has learned not to touch untested alien technology!"

He rubbed the back of his head and I snorted. "This one is on you to figure out. I'm not saving your ass from every alien technology you think is shiny enough to play with. The rest of you should be weak physically for a few hours, Buffy less so, but I wouldn't recommend moving for a while."

I teleported to Chulak and found Spike holding a fight pit in the middle of the throne room. I watched for a bit, interested to see who would win. Bra'tac won in the end, tearing off Spike's hand and sending him flying against the side wall.

I clapped and they all went still before looking towards me. They trembled now as they saw my amusement. "Clearly you've improved Bra'tac. An inspired move to be sure. Now, what should I do about the fighting I've banned in the throne room?"

They all trembled as their bones started snapping in an agonizing forced shift. When they were all wolves I told them. "You'll spend a month in this form before you're released from your punishment. Stay off world until you're released from your punishment or I call you back."

I waved a hand sending them to random worlds, splitting them up. When it was just Spike I asked him as he healed. "Are you that bored you'd break my rules? Twelve times?"

He smirked and I tore into him repeatedly as he healed. I drove agony into his every pore as I got creative. When I was done and he was a screaming mess of blood and bones on the floor as he healed a lot slower now I told him. "Remember this lesson the next time you tell them I'm not watching. I see all that each and every one of you do through your own eyes."

"Whether I choose to let it go or not is at my own discretion. You know damn well what I'm trying to build here, don't fuck with the foundation of my plans. Have your blood orgies and party like it's going out of style, he'll host fight pits in the middle of the streets for all I care, but the next time you break my rules Spike, you'll join those I sent outside of time and space in agony for eternity as time has no meaning there."

He healed enough to speak and coughed up blood. "I hear you loud and clear but are you listening to your own people? They're restless and on edge. They feel as if you're not paying attention."

Growling I told him. "I know exactly how they feel but we cannot act yet. I have plans and if they need to blow off steam they can fuck or fight each other until it's time. Hell, why do you think I made the animals the size of fucking dinosaurs on all the food planets? For the meat? No! It's to help them blow off some steam taking down the biggest prey out there!"

His eyebrows shot up now as he muttered. "Bugger."

I walked back to the throne saying. "Your thrashing was shown to my entire domain as was the words afterwards until now. They like you need to understand that I may not always tell you what I'm doing, but it doesn't mean I'm no longer listening. Go fight the vampires and wolves. Hunt till you're content and fuck till you're sore. After all, you vampires can have human children."

My words made him still before his eyes went wide and several more 'buggers' were heard. I felt out and chuckled. Spike was a father many times over with eight kids on the way. Two sets of twins in fact.

All of which spanned the four species on Chulak, Human, Jaffa, Werewolf, and Vampire.

Chuckling I teleported to earth to find Buffy and tell her the news. I found them huddled around the skull in the archeologist department of the compound.

When the archeologist said the crystal skull was a paperweight, I snorted. "I wouldn't call it a paperweight but it's about as useful without the energy to activate it. It only activated with a specific kind of radiation and eye contact as it needs a spark of soul essence to use it."

Sam frowned. "Why eye contact though?"

I smirked. "The expression the eyes are the windows to the soul is truer than a mere expression can well, express. It's the easiest way to release soul energy. The second is through the mouth while closing the eyes to focus it. That's why prayers are said out loud after all, to attract and feed said gods, enticing them to respond."

I turned to Daniel who started praying and snorted. "I'm not your god, nice try though. Maybe you'll have better luck with the one you were raised to pray to."

He sighed. "My mother prayed to the Egyptian gods."

I nodded. "But you were catholic from your fathers influence. You never prayed to Osiris and now is to late to start and for me to answer. You screwed it up and you'll pay the price."

He sighed. "Am I a ghost? Is that why I don't need to eat or drink anything?"

I shook my head. "Not in the least. It's because the place you're stuck in is just outside of this dimensions time influence. Technically you're currently immortal by human standards as you won't age while you're there. Or it'll be so slow you'll live to see the end of this dimension though the experience will kill you you or drive you mad. Mortals can't really comprehend destruction in it's purest form as it's one of the only things that can truly destroy a soul."

He frowned and shook his head. "I'd rather not."

I nodded. "Understandable. I suggest you find the only person whose been where you are, he'll have the answer."

His frown deepened. "You know?"

I sighed. "Who do you think will be the one to pay this price? You fucked up royally. Last time it collapsed a part of the dimension that connected both earth and that planet, killing several of the aliens that built it. He's the only one that's been there and back. For you to come fully back, he'll have to go there and stay. The universe in balance once more."

He frowned before shaking his head. "No, I-I, no matter our differences-"

I shook my head. "If he stays here he doesn't have long to live. But if he goes there he can see you grow old and see you have kids and grand kids of your own. A sacrifice any grandparent would make for their grandchild happily. The decision was made the moment you screwed up this time. Why do you think I wasn't happy with you?"

He went silent and I told Hammond. "Nicholas Ballard has the answers and can fix Daniel. I'm sure you heard. It's the only way to bring him back fully. Even if I interfered he'd not be fully back. Always seeing into other dimensions until he went crazy. A consequence to his soul for peering into places not meant for mortals."

Hammond nodded reluctantly while he made the arrangements. Daniel was gut punched while the rest looked sad. Buffy asked. "Is there really nothing?"

I shook my head. "If he was fully into the other dimension I'd be able to pull him back fully but he's caught half way like the process was interrupted."

Teal'c looked hut punched now saying. "It's my fault then. I stopped the process with the Zat'nik'tel. It is my fault the process was interrupted."

Daniel shook his head. "Don't say that Teal'c. It was me who looked into the damn skull knowing what it did to my grandfather."

I sighed. "Daniel disagrees. He says it's his fault and while I agree, ignorance isn't an excuse, he isn't entirely to blame. Those that made the technology futzed it up to begin with. I can see it's flaws with just a glance and I can tell they rushed it. I don't know their reasons, but whatever they were, they were careless of others, much like the ancients in leaving their technology around for others to stumble upon a wreak havoc."

Sighing I picked up the skull and handed it to Teal'c. "In the end there's blame to go around for all those that feel guilt but you should ask yourself this, what does guilt help where action is required? It serves no purpose and as you cannot replace Nicholas to take Daniel's place, you can ensure he gets a few words with his grandson before he's forced to make the decision."

He took the skull and nodded. "I shall inform Nicholas Ballard of Daniel's position and beg his forgiveness."

I smiled sadly. "You may find that a difficult task in and of itself. From what I understand of the man, he's itching to go back to meet the aliens. He'll jump at the chance and as such he'll throw his life here in this dimension away."

They flew off to the mental facility in Oregon and came back with one crazy archeologist several hours later. Teal'c still looked sad but Nicholas was very excited at the prospect.

When I met him in the meeting room I asked him. "You understand this is a one way trip right? If you go through with this not even I will be able to pull you back without killing the last of a dying race. Those same aliens will die a horrendous death as they are unmade. Not even pure destruction is that thorough."

He nodded still a bit chipper. "It's ok, I've already been warned I won't be coming back."

I sighed. "Well that's not entirely true either. You'll be stuck just this side of eternity. You'll watch as time passes like the flow of the great Nile river. When the stars darken and the words grow cold you'll still be there as everything grows dark. Then in a flash of pure destruction you'll see the end of this reality as it's torn asunder by a bang of power that gives birth to a new reality."

"Destruction and birth in one, you'll truly see what a god of rebirth is at it's core. It will consume you, mind body and soul as you to are destroyed entirely and maybe, just maybe you'll be reborn in the new reality or the one after it as your soul is reformed over eons in agony until it is ready for rebirth."

My description was enough to send his last grey hairs white but he nodded still. "If it's for Daniel, I can do it."

Sighing I told him. "Remove your shirt."

He didn't question it as he pulled his shirt up. I placed my hand over his heart and released a spark of my divinity and a lot of essence into him. My hand print burned into his skin as he cried out. His soul took in the pure essence greedily.

When I released him I told him. "You'll be tempted to look away when the rebirth happens, don't. In that moment my mark will activate an protect you. Just remember, don't look away and your rebirth is assured. I fed your soul enough to survive the full process, I'm sorry, but it's the best I can do."

He smiled and touched the mark. "What is it?"

I smiled as well now. "A spark of my divinity, a piece of godhood in all it's glory and a part of pure rebirth. It will protect you when the process begins. It guarantees your survival if you don't like away. You probably won't remember any of this after your rebirth but your soul is cleansed by my own so you're guaranteed a clean slate at least."

He smiled and thanked me. Daniel stood up and thanked me as well with a sad smiled. I shrugged. "Kids fall down so the elderly can pick them up and teach them to take the next step right. Don't waste it."

Daniel smiled at Nicholas before saying sadly. "I won't."

I went with them and watched the whole process including the aliens showing up to take him with them. When they all came back without him I warned them as Daniel's asked. "Can't we bring him back? He's all the way there now!"

I shook my head. "It's done. He's become a permanent part of that dimension. The skull is like my ring or the bag. It has it's limits. To break those limits will destroy everything else inside. The last of that race, innocents, will be unmade without a chance of rebirth. If he stays they have the same odds he did before I ensured it for him. Face it Daniel, he's lost to you now. You'd have to ascend to see him again and even then you wouldn't be able to do anything for him."

He looked crushed as I sighed. "I'm sorry if I'm harsh but it's a fact of life that there's always a price for everything. He's paid it. Leave it be before you cost others more than he's paid."

I turned and left him there, heading to the stargate beside Sam and Buffy. Teal'c apologizes but Daniel shook his head. "You've got nothing to apologize for. You were only trying to protect me from my dumb mistake."

The next big event to happen was the Nazi brigade splattering against the iris. I happily collected their souls while laughing. Sam asked me what was so funny and I told her as Jack joined us. "The ones trying to come through are basically Nazi's. They started a genocide of their planet trying to wipe out those that weren't white or slept with those not of their skin color or ethnicity."

"They're loosing the war and they want help to defend and fight back. Hell, they poisoned the atmosphere of their own planet as a first strike without warning. Had I been in this reality when it happened I'd have had a Nazi fry up. As it is those that hit the iris are good enough and it's certainly entertaining."

Sam frowned asking. "Are you sure?"

I gave her a droll stair. "I've eaten all three souls and I'm well aware of their sins. I'm sure."

Jack sighed. "I'll advise Hammond not to answer the doorbell as it were."

I chuckled. "If it helps any technology they could trade you would be seriously flawed except the medicine. That only heals minor wounds like cuts and scrapes."

I summoned a case of them from through the active wormhole and tossed on the ground. "Knock yourselves out. Ding, number four!"

Sam took the box and left while Jack went upstairs. He came back and gave Walter the command to ignore all pleas from that world until it mentions the other side or a form of victory.

I chuckled and enjoyed a few more bits of soul food before retiring for the day. A week later the Tok'ra showed up with power armbands from an ancient and long dead culture. She'd brought seven as she wished to see if they would work on my mates as well as the SG-1 team barring Teal'c.

When she didn't give any information on it other than to trust her I sighed. "What she's not telling you is that you'll behave like you're at a frat party and you're on drugs. The armbands release a virus into the body that acts as a sort of inhibitor for the technology sot that it can work safely. Once you're body builds up anti-bodies to the arm bands they'll fall off on their own and won't work for you again. That and it'll stress test your body but I can heal that."

She froze and I nodded. "Yes I am reading your mind and even your symbiote's mind. I can see every thought and memory in your head and not I couldn't give a rats ass about your secrets. You tried to roofie my mates and you're damn lucky I haven't killed you for it."

She gulped and asked. "Might I ask why then-"

I snorted. "Because it's not a secret I do drugs and occasionally share with my mates. And with your toys they can keep up with me for a bit of, well, recreational fun. As for Jack I'm sure he'd love to play around with his super strength for a while and once he starts showing speed he can go on a few missions in the first ten hours afterwards just to be on the safe side. Daniel can read his library of books and learn a few new languages in that time as well."

Sam asked. "What'll I be doing might I ask?"

Alice slapped my arm saying. "Not all the time, Sam, you can write that book on wormhole theory and all the stuff you know about the stargates as well. We can keep him occupied for that long at least. As for Daniel, you might just get to finish transcribing the ancient to English dictionary you've been try to start. Jack, sorry he's right, missions or reading books for the first ten hours. The rest I'm afraid you'll be unconscious for."

He frowned. "Well why is that?"

I snorted. "Because I'll knock your ass out when you get annoying and start demanding more things to do. And because after ten hours you run the risk of dropping during a mission and getting people or yourself killed."

He nodded slowly. "Oh, see, that's a good reason."

I rolled my eyes and stroked Alice's arm. She smiled and grabbed an arm band. Hammond asked. "Are you sure you'll be able to handle them all? I mean, with Jack and Daniel doing their own things?"

I chuckled. "Even at a thousand times the fastest speed a human can go they'd never get away from me. No, it's fine. Though I'll have to leave a lot of candy laying around as they'll be eating it like it's going out of style."

I flicked my wrist and filled their offices with stacks of candy bars. After that I filled the house with the same. I gave the General a look before saying. "You may want to activate operation sunrise. Jack should be able to handle it with a few teams to clean up and drive them home."

He nodded seriously and Anise asked. "What's operation sunrise?"

I smiled and shook my head. "I don't know what you're talking about. Now, my ladies, it's time for a nap. Sam, you can write your book after six hours in. I'll let you use my personal laptop and it can keep up with you at your fastest."

She smiled after putting the arm band on as Janet said. "Jack, you're with me. I want to see about getting some data in just in case. Daniel, you too."

I smirked and teleported my girls to the bedroom and had my way with them until three hours in they started keeping up some. At ten hours in Sam snuck out still thoroughly shagged and walking with a sexy strut that had me teleport behind her as she reached the door and enter her by surprise one las time.

She gripped the door way while we stress tested the wards and shook the town pounding like bunnies. Faith took over for her distracting me after I unknotted. Sam got to write her book and like clockwork four hours later I knocked Jack out.

I pounced on Sam while she was writing down all the stuff she knew about the stargates. She was powerless to resist my charms as she found it very kinky that I'd slid her thong to the side and entered her moist hole right there in the middle of her lab.

Her military garb only heightened my lust as we shook the compound a bit. Nowhere near as much as the town but by the time I pulled out we had an audience of one Dr.Fraiser. Sam just blushed and pushed back against me trying to put me back inside while Janet was stunned stiff watching me slowly enter her friend and colleague.