2 Mishaps During Training

Rasputin, who knew the extent of his laboratory like the reflection of his ugly face, sped around the base looking for the recreational room.

Rasputin, being the silly man he is, had labeled the room "Cofefe Room" from all of the immortal cofefe and coffee he heard about on 'Evil News Network'

Rasputin, unlike other immortal cultivators, cultivated the dao of hyperactivity and the dao of coffee beans. Unfortunately, those two daos were only cultivatable if you had ADHD and could eat 10 kilograms of chocolate a day, yet not get diabetes.

The day he found out about the daos, he had almost died after eating around 100 kilograms of sugar. It was an expensive ordeal. The other problem with those daos is the fact that chocolate is costly, and like this, he had to steal his dao from stores.

Thankfully, his chocolate stores were always full, and the gummy bear workers guaranteed that he would have enough sticky fat to eat.

Now I know what you're saying, "What is gummy fat? And why does it matter to chocolate?" To this Rasputin would say, "Are you crazy? What type of chocolate doesn't have gummy fat, and what kind of gummy bear farm are you running?"

Rasputin would also say, "If you are ever in need of some chocolate gummy fat, come to my evil lab. My gummy bears are one hundred percent bean, and five hundred percent slaves. I fuck a new gummy every day."

(Ok Rasputin, that was a bit strange... Could you reword that?)

"I fuck a new gummy bean every day" he replies, "Gummy beans are delicious!"

(Hmm, maybe something wrong with this, say a different thing.)

"Gummy bears are my favorite! Nothing beats a gummy bear donut!" Rasputin says, eyes bulging outwards.

(OHKAY NOW YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME! NO ONE BRINGS UP THOSE JELLY FILLED DONUTS!)