1 Evil Deeds

"Muahahahahaha!" cackled the voice throughout the dungeon, "I've finally succeeded!"

"Pap!" a bubble popped inside the small little world, sending the antagonist back through time.

"Gotcha!" Shouted the protagonist who popped out of the dark corner. He caught the object, eyes gleaming in madness, "I am IMMORTAL!" He gulped the concoction down his gullet, chucking the small vial (now empty) at the stone wall.

"I win Rasputin! Take that!" He screamed, jumping up and down, "Hmm, now I'll go and kill his henchmen." He flew out of the room, causing papers to flutter about the chamber.

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Ten years before:

Rasputin awoke, ten years earlier. His head felt like it was about to split open. "Shit, my head hurts!" He screeched, frantically searching about the dim room for a glass of water.

Crawling about, he continued his search, finally finding the water jug a few minutes of pain later. Rasputin reached for the flask, accidentally knocking the fragile glass to the stone floor.

"Crash!"

The jug shattered, the water splashing onto the floor, which greedily sucked it up.

It must be known that this room was his evil layer, and had multiple defenses against certain enemies of his. The drinking floor was one of them.

Rasputin, seeing his one way out of pain gone, sat in the corner and cried. "Fuck this." He lamented, "I'll leave this world. Also, crying makes it way worse!"

He cried for a long time. His path to immortality was taken away by the protagonist "Jed" who was a bit insane at times. "I just wanted some immortal coffee." Rasputin howled, "Immortal coffee... I have to get some now that I have a second chance!"

"Mmm, yes, EVIL immortal coffee." he chuckled, laughing evilly. "MUAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHA! I will have my EVIL IMMORTAL COFFEE IN TEN YEARS, OR I WILL NOT BE HAPPPPPPYYYYYYYY!"

After getting hyped up to train, Rasputin decided to get some coffee (not immortal, or evil) and only then exercise.