Chapter 1

I think of a lot of good ideas when going to the bathroom - I guess I have a real stream of consciousness. Injuries always keep you OUT of things. Visticula. I'm the only person in the world with my name. If a dog and cat had a baby together that grew up and worked a desk job he'd be a Cog in the machine. Cemeteries are just garbage dumps filled with humans.

Pantone is a colour but also the singular version of pants. If Fantasy Hockey actually lived up to its name, every team would have Henrik Lundqvist and Joffrey Lupul on it. I think of a lot of good ideas when going to the bathroom - I guess I have a real stream of consciousness. Logan Ipsum will loop at some point. I don't need a big house, just a two-floor condo - you could say I have lofty expectations.

Why don't we call glasses duocles. If you work for an ad agency and getting paid for it aren't you the one who is being influenced by advertising?. Smiling could easily be misinterpreted for showing your teeth to someone because they said something that made you happy. Twitter is the rice of social media. This is a true fact: I never had a fear of heights until I fell off a roof.