81 Chapter 81: Revamped Beetle

Lambert stared at Issei for a good while before stretching out his hand, closed his eyes waiting for death. After a while, he opened his eyes as he didn't feel the expected pain he thought he would.

"Lambert", Lambert said as his hand was outstretched in greeting.

Issei was at a loss for what to do for a moment before he quickly grabbed Lambert's hand with his own, "Issei Hyoudou, NIce to meet you", he said with courageously.

'Oh my god his hand is at least three times the size of mine and why does it feel like I'm being gripped by steel instead of flesh and blood.' Issei thought frantically while trying to hide the pain he was currently feeling in his hand.

Lambert let go of Issei's hand after they greeted each other with a handshake, causing Issei to heave a sigh of relief. Hiding the hand behind his back he opened and closed it to relieve some of the pain.

"Your mum and dad home, I would like to greet them before we go"

"They're not home, dad thought it would be a good opportunity for the two of them to go out for dinner"

"Alright then, let's go, oh, and don't forget to lock the door," Lambert said as he headed towards his car. It was at this moment that Issei saw Aura in her dress, he was stunned by her beauty, but his thoughts immediately dissipated when he felt a cold pair of eyes lock on to him, he didn't even need to check to know who those eyes belonged to.

After giving Issei a good death stare, Lambert opened the beetle's door and pushed forward the seat so that Aura and Tosca could get into the back. Tosca climbed in immediately while Aura followed suit.

Issei was looking at this scene with a weird expression on his face, while Lambert got into the car. ' What in the world is this little thing supposed to be, if you going to take us somewhere at least drive something... bigger', Issei couldn't say better since beetles were good cars but for someone to go to a dance with it just seemed weird to him and he would have rather walked instead of driving in...that.

'Let's just hope it doesn't break down before we get to the dance', Issei thought as he got into the car. Even though the exhausts at the side of the beetle looked cool he didn't hold much hope for the car. Suprise immediately hit him when he sat inside, not only were the seats beyond comfortable, the dash didn't look anything like an old car like a beetle should have as almost evrything inside was digitized.

Taking out his key's Lambert inserted one of them into the ignition and switched on the car, causing evrything on the dash to suddenly light up, the once empty speedometer in front of him was now showing him all the information one would want in the car, there was also some texted currently on the screen.

Twisting his key's one more time Lambert started it, and with a weird exploding sound the engine started, roaring like an enraged demon god. Issei almost jumped through the roof when the car started, not expecting such a powerful sound coming from this little dinky-toy.

"Please buckle your seatbelts", Lambert said as he switched the car into first gear, his passengers quickly putting on their seatbelts, and with only the release of the clutch, the pink monstrosity pulled away with such force that it pushed everyone into there seats.

Without even needing to put his foot on the gas pedal, the beetle had already reached forty sixty kilometers per hour. Lambert only needed to steer the car and use a bit of clutch control to drive in town.

Through the Journey Issei relaxed as he looked around from inside the car, luckily the windows were tinted so nobody could see him inside this car, although its performance was much better than he thought it would be, it still didn't look like something wanted to be caught riding in. When his thoughts reached this point he immediately felt his stomach turn over at the thought of getting out of this car in front of everybody. This was the end, he would lose that last bit of coolness he NEVER had tonight.

"Uncle Lambert",

"Mhhh"

"Can you, maybe drop us off a block away from the school, then we can wall..."

"No"

"But-"

"No, buts, everybody is going to see us get out of this car, you aren't going to lose your image don't worry"

'Of curse, two beautiful goddesses are getting ut of this car plus a buff bodybuilding old-man, I'm not going to lose anything in fact I might even become popular.' Issei though.

"Your right let's just get off in front of the school, I won't lose anything," Issei said happily as he was now anticipating everybody's faces especially his two best friends, Matsuda and Motohama's reaction when they see the two hot girls he was driving in the same car as.

"Your right you won't lose anything, one can not lose one's image if they never had one, to begin with", Lambert said, causing Issei to clutch his heart in pain from those cruel words.

The two girls in the back were enjoying the conversation between Lambert and Issei and Aura burst out with laughter when she heard Lambert's jab and Issei. Which caused Issei to hide his face in embarrassment.

Tosca also giggled for a bit, but when she saw Issei feeling ashamed she couldn't help but chide Lambert.

"That wasn't very nice Grandpa", she said with a mad look or an as mad look as she could possibly show when she faced him, which looked more like a cute pout than anything else.

"Ahh fine, Issei, don't worry too much, at the very least none of us in this car think too badly of you", Lambert smiled at the boy with a kind face as he spouted bullshit as if it was an art.

The drive wasn't too long and they quickly reached Kuoh academy, there were lights all along with the entrance gate with a security guard checking people that came in. The entire school was alight and one could hear laughter and music inside.

In front of these gates a Shocking pink beetle, that roared with power stopped causing everyone within earshot to look at it with shocked expressions.

As everyone wonder who would come out, Lambert suddenly pushed the gas down to the bottom while the car was in neutral. Small vents at the back of the car opened sucking in a huge amount of air into the turbo as it compressed the air so much that it turned into pure air elements, and shot it into the sleeves of each piston where fire elements waited for it to cause a massive explosion to drive the pistons.

The engine roared in fury as fire spit out from the back of the exhaust causing people to gasp in shock, Lambert released the peddle and pressed it down again, making the car sound like it was a beast roaring into the sky.

With a smile, Lambert spoke to his passengers, "Now we can get out"

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