80 Chapter 80: I Fucked Up

The day was hectic with both Aura and Tosca getting themselves ready for the dance, it would seem that not only were the students allowed to go but their family members as well.

Tosca had long since prepared what she was going to were but Aura was different since she never expected to go, she only heard about this particular change today and it drove her to the brink of insanity.

"Which one...which one" Aura spoke frantically as she went through all the dresses she had bought in Kuoh time and the massive mountain of dresses Alex dumped in her room which he had kept during his past lives. Normally Aura would be very touched by this but right now she had ore important matters to attend to, Lambert was going to the dance and she would most likely be, no she would be his dance partner, she had to look perfect.

Meanwhile sitting relaxed in his room Alex casually went through all the different kinds of formal wear he had accumulated. Even though these things were a bit outdated compared to modern-day suits each one of them was a masterpiece created by the greatest of artisans to ever exist at that time in that world. Who would ever let an Elven Prince wear rags or give a Grand Paladin peasant clothes, even if they enjoyed wearing those?

"Ah. found you", Alex said as he stood up, his body slowly started taking on a larger size his muscles expanding and many intricate scars started appearing all over his body. Lambert stood there in all his majesty in the torn clothes that couldn't take the sudden increase in volume.

With a slight tug from his hand, he tore off what was left of his clothes leaving him naked. Reaching into his dimensional storage he pulled out an intricately created suit, It looked a lot like the late Baroque costume of noblemen during the seventeen hundreds. Not only was this suit beautifully made but the materials used in it ensured that even a missile wouldn't be able to damage it.

Lambert got dressed and then looked at himself in the mirror, 'Not bad', he thought.

Stepping out of his room Lambert caught sight of Tosca just coming out of her room dressed in her white one-piece dress, her hair braided into twin tails with the hairclip he gave her keeping the hair out of her face.

Tosca also saw Lambert and she was dazzled by what he was wearing, together with his shoulder-length hair and beard he looked quite dashing.

"Granpa looks so dashing", Tosca giggled while keeping with the front of calling Lambert her grandpa.

"You look magnificent"

Tosca blushed at his words, feeling the warm feeling in her heart as she looked at Lambert.

"What do you think about me, Master?", came a voice from the side, Lambert turned his gaze over and his smile broadened as he saw Aura stepping out of her room wearing a beautiful long white dress, as she walked you could barely see her high heels from underneath the dress. Her hair was braided and hung over her left shoulder. She looked at Lambert with her blue eyes that were further accentuated by the eyeliner she was wearing.

"Beautiful", Lambert said contently, while cursing himself inside, 'You really have to start working on your compliments you uncivilized barbarian'.

Aura was of course delighted by his compliment, no matter how crude his words were each word he spoke was spoken from the heart and that was all that mattered to her.

'Well let's get going it's already pretty late and we still have to pick up that boy." Lambert said as he left the house followed closely by Aura and Tosca. Making sure no one was looking Lambert swung out his hand which held a scroll and a shocking Pink beetle was summoned.

Tosca looked at the beetle in curiosity, "Grandpa, did you make some changes to it?" She asked as she looked at the exhaust pipes that crept up on both sides of the beetle, there were three on each side.

"Yes, I added those beauties you are looking at at the moment, I also totally refitted the engine so that it no longer runs on fuel but concentrated fire essence that is ignited when it comes into contact with concentrated wind elements, that is the driving force behind the engine that moves the pistons. As lubricant I used a slime instead of oil, the slime's core is inside the engine thus it will keep producing more slime as long as there is the element's in the air, I also readjusted the cooling turbine by enchanting it with a wind and ice enchantment to make sure no matter what this engine will never overheat.

"Ok", Tosca said pretending to understand what he just said.

Lambert not having a reason to explain his masterwork any further walked towards the Hyoudo residence with Aura and Tosca following.

*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*

Lambert knocked on the door, he didn't even have to wait long when he heard the sound of hurried footsteps and Issei running towards the door.

"Coming!"

Lambert could hear the excitement in the boy's voice, 'You better be exited, it's not every day you get to take my little girl to a dance', he thought.

The door was swung open by Issei, his exited eyes were met with the stomach of someone. Isei was confused for a moment as he started looking up. His neck kept making him look up as his lower jaw started falling lower, until he finally reached Lambert's face, coming into contact with those blue eyes that were currently staring down at him.

Issei at this moment felt very small, he wanted to just slam the door shut but that would be rude and might anger the monstrosity in front of him.

Just as he was searching for a solution a familiar face popped out from behind the giant of a man, it was Tosca. 'I'm saved!', Issei thought as he saw her, but soon his eyes glazed over when he saw what she was wearing, her smile and those cute two dimples on her cheeks.

"Hi, Issei!", Tosca said smilingly.

"Uh-huh," Issei absentmindedly said as he kept staring at her.

"Issei!", Seeing Issei state Tosca couldn't help but call ou to him which brought him back to reality and also made him see that the giant was now glaring at him.

"Um...Hi, Tosca who's this", Issei asked.

"Oh this is my grandpa", Tosca said brightly, but unbeknownst to her words were like purgatory to Issei as he slowly turned his head towards Lambert, who was still staring at him as if a wolf staring at its prey.

He knew then that he Fucked up.

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