1 Chapter 1: A unique beginning

IN THE ****

something that can't be described hums to itself,"seems like things will be interesting from now on"

IN THE NORMAL WORLD

"yes Luffy show Crocodile who's boss!", This youth who is currently squealing like a girl,"I AM NOT!","*cough* as i was saying this lazy, good for nothing,waste of space is called Luke, Luke- you know what this is not important you're going to forget his original name by the 5th chapter, anyway he's currently-"AAH HELP ME"oh well seems like he's dead already,about time.

IN THE ****

POV:Luke

'where am i, is this what i get for saying one punch is a bad anime? ill be good i promise' exclaimed Luke not realising he wasn't talking and was saying this all in his head.

POV:END

SO 10000000000 YEARS LATER just joking its only been a 1000.lets check up on how Luke's doing.

POV:Luke

please get me out of here ill do anything,but for a price of course.Luckily despite his greediness and his for some reason never changing attitude despite being in a nearly empty space for 1000 years someone responded to his pleas.

"So what is a mortal doing in a place like this?"asked the strange being not really expecting an answer. Tch god damn transdimensional beings and them thinking they're better than me ill show them."you do know i can hear your thoughts right?" mused the being. oh god no."oh god yes"replied the being...smirking?

"anyway i might as well tell you what I'm here for, i need you to get me something and in return ill reincarnate you into One piece with a system and benefits oka-""Really! what is it, anything to go to one piece and meet the great luffy.""okay...it's red and the shape of a sphere""oh you mean this?"says the moron not realising that he's talking to a god while he takes out the said item."how do you have the-"