Your standard reincarnation beginning story .

'Damn nothing to do huh I really just can't do anything in this godamn place'.

Oh you there maybe you're wondering how I got here......what you don't care we'll neither do I so shut up and listen . Well let's go back a couple of days or minutes I really don't know .

[A uninteresting flashback about his loser life]

Sakura :"Man it's good to be alive".

I yawned and stretched out my arms while a man riding a bicycle throws a newspaper at my face .

Man :"Wow you literally piss me off".

I look at him and he seems one of those old dudes who hate young people so I decide to make his day worse .

Sakura :"Yeah well I'll enjoy my youth unlike you grandad".

Man :"You son of a bitch"!

He quickly left knowing that if he takes one step closer I'll basically turn his bones to dust .

Sakura :"Man this guy's temper really is as short as his dick isn't it".

I walk to my lawn and take a deep breath .

Sakura :"This time I'll fix my relationship with mom , dad , my brother and finally fix my godamn computer .

Sakura :"I'll finally contribute to society once and for all"!

I pump a fist in the air with the sun shining and wind blowing past me it was my time for a turn a round . I take a step out on the street and I get hit by a truck with that my body flops several meters away .

'Fucking son of a bitch at least I'm not dead wait what '?

The truck then runs over me finishing me off . Then I wake up in this dark place with my body floating about but my mind was on another matter today .

Sakura :"W h a t".

One word I uttered out coldly and indifferent to the concrete that my body laid on .

Sakura :"WHAT THE FUUUUUCK"!!!!

I shout will all my rage and fury until my voice cracks .

Sakura :"This wasn't like the novels I read at all it was supposed to be a simple car accident one hit and that's that but NOOOOOoooooo the guy had to hit me TWICE"!!!

fuming I smack the air in anger and confusion then after minutes I stop and collect my self .

Sakura :"Alright now what I'm dead , I read about the novels and manga about reincarnation and another world but what pisses me off the most is the fact that the guy literally crashed into me then ran me over like what an asshole that guy".

And now I'm here after what felt like an eternity . Then I hear a muffled scream I look around and scream .

Sakura :"Hello....hellooooooo".

Silence and silence nothing I look around and it's dark as shit I mean like what the hell , seems like someone didn't pay the electricity bill I lay down on the pitch black ground and start to count on my fingers out of sheer boredom .

Sakura :"I wonder what my fingers taste like"?

I look at them with curiousity in mind for a few seconds . I think about it but I snap out of it .

Sakura :"It's rather strange I mean I can't get hungry or go to the toilet".

I look around and laugh at myself .

Sakura :"Bathroom wow I really am losing it aren't I".

I get up and start swinging at the air in sheer boredom and to release some stress .

[?????] :"careful".

'What is there someone here' . I look around for the muffled voice but no matter where I look I can't find anything at all then .

[?????] :"I can see it's head".

[?????] :"You can do it just push".

'The heck wait........is there someone giving birth' .

Sakura :"Maybe I'm hallucinating or something".

'Wait I can see light....don't tell me I'm gonna be reborn' .

Sakura :"No way no shot.....FUUUUCK YEAAAAH BABY THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT LEEEEEET'S GOOOOOOOooo".

As the light quickly grows almost blinding .

Sakura :"Finally what the hell was I the last in the reception line of what"?

[I do not like to answer that so let's roll with what he said]

I close my eyes ready to be reborn .