17 Chapter 17: A maid?

Derrick never imagined his head could be this heavy as numerous piercing sensation assaulted his head when ever he tried to think and his body seemed to be stabbed by thousands of swords making him immobile. Derrick had regained some amount of consciousness but his eyes was still closed as he was at least able to think but moving seemed to be problematic at his apparent state.

Derrick wondered why his body was aching a lot. He only remembered the last thing he heard was the yell from nowhere which had startled him to a point he fainted. Previously the suit had healed him but the healing seemed to have no effect at all as he felt even worse than when he was tortured by a possible dominatrix. The feeling he got now was completely opposite to the feeling when he was wearing the suit in addition to the excruciating pain haunting his body. He was in a state of extreme weakness.

As he was struggling to make any possible micro movements in his state, Derrick could hear the presence of some voices near him they seem to be talking about something as he tried to concentrating on the two audible voices. Derrick knew he might have been already caught in the lab and he was sure he encountered a big shot but he hadn't realised the outcome of getting caught yet or this current situation.

"Is he dead?"

"No."

"How do you know?"

"Look at that mountain below"

"You mean the boner?"

"Um hm."

"Are dead people incapable of having a boner?"

"No."

"How do you know?"

"....."

"Can I cut the boner to see if it has any reaction?"

"Stop you freakin psycho, I shouldn't have made you a maid. Sigh....."

Derrick concluded that one of the voice was that of a young girl and the other was an old man. By the time he could discern the voices his eyes were twitching a little gradually opening until he could see vaguely. Derrick was laying sideways his head was also facing the same direction his chest was facing.

When Derrick opened his eyes what presented before him was two jade legs it seemed to be that of the girl. H tried searching for the presence of the other voice but due to his immobile state his sight didn't couldn't grasp the scene. All he could see was pink revealed between the two legs because of the crouching position the girl was in. The maid seemed to be wearing a black outfit of which derrick could only see the short skirt with white frills on the edges that revealed all it could towards Derrick.

Seeing the cute pink panties Derrick had regained some senses as energy scarce amount of energy returned to his body.

"He seems to be awake now. His body is struggling to move."

"Really?"

"Don't worry sit in that position a little longer he will eventually be alive an healthy any moment."

"Oh! Really?"

Derrick as if responding to the conversation managed to moved his hand with his rekindled manly energy. Although he was currently weak Derricks hand seemed to be attracted to the pink fabric for some reason and when he was about to touch the bump on the fabric he heard a scream as his face withstood a inflaming slap waking him up.

'Slap'

"Kyaaaa."

Derrick suddenly sprang up from the bed he was in, ignoring all the pain currently assaulting his body. The first thing he saw was a cute girl in maid dress who had just slapped him. Derrick observed her for quite a while as if sensing some familiarity.

"Ehhh.Aren't you the naked lady?"

"Huh? What do you mean? Do you want to marry me? I can show you my everything then."

"....."

Derrick was rendered speechless from the response . He had already concluded from the strange conversation earlier when he was still sleeping that the girl definitely had some screw loose but the point was the psycho was the naked girl that he had fought with. Derrick was puzzled and tried looking for the other person with this girl. From the situation he concluded that at least he wasn't captured or executed.

'Wait. Where did the old man go?'

"Down here dumbass."

The sound was familiar to Derrick in more ways than one and he realised that it was Elder grimoire. He remembered the dialogue that made him faint the resemblance was 100% and this time it was not a scream.

"Mr. Grimoire did you come to the lab?"

"Yes, dumbass. Your mission was to only steal quietly and come back not to create a chaos. Well it isn't entirely your fault the Berserk capsule seems to have temporarily affected your mindset. And so i did come to clean up your mess."

Elder grimoire explained the events that happened after he went. Elder Might had given him the berserk capsule instead of the Strength capsule.

"Although the Berserk capsule is clearly stronger but it isn't under your complete control while the strength capsule is much more stable."

Derrick intently glared at Elder Grimoire for some reason and without any words Elder grimoire transformed into a human. His appearance was that of an old man with a magicians had sitting on his head while in his hand he held a luxurious walking cane. Overall he looked like a mysterious english magician. He had come to the lab in human form cleaning any evidence of Derricks presence and of course he was worried. In addition to the worry there was a new comer who had entered planet Gutenberg, it was the nude lady that managed to enter the wormhole transporting her to the library.

"And hence she was forced to a contract as a maid who will serve you. Somehow as it turns out she was a dumb psycho. Also We are capable of changing or forms into anything we wish and Elder fox is the master in these arts to clear your doubts."

"A maid?"

Derrick observed her not knowing if she was pretending to be dumb or had her personality completely turned 180 degrees genuinely from the moment she turned into a decoration on the wall?

"What about the eyes?"

"The other elders are working on it to convert it to something usable to you or do you want to transplant them?"

Derrick didn't bother responding. He realised that the drug capsule was already gone from his pockets and only the two cards were left.

"Now that I have done my task. I am the official master of the chapters. Is that right?"

"No, you are our future master but for now your are too weak to be called our master. So we the chapters of the immortal records are here to guide you. And for now you are free to go home and wee will summon you when the A.I is completely modified."

Derricks worst imagination of him being captured in the laboratory didn't turn out true. His misunderstandings was almost at the god level but he had a head ache as to how he should deal with his new maid. At least her having a good figure had brought him relief but the personality was definitely the problem.